The Warring States of NPF  

Go Back   The Warring States of NPF > Social > Bullshit Mountain
Reload this Page Would you date yourself?
User Name
Password
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts Join Chat

Reply
Page 6 of 7 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
View First Unread View First Unread   Click to unhide all tags.Click to hide all tags.  
Thread Tools Display Modes
Unread 01-30-2011, 08:25 PM   #51
Hatake Kakashi
IIIIZAAAAYAAAAA KUUUUUN!
 
Hatake Kakashi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 1,355
Hatake Kakashi single-handedly slew a dragon. Hatake Kakashi single-handedly slew a dragon. Hatake Kakashi single-handedly slew a dragon. Hatake Kakashi single-handedly slew a dragon. Hatake Kakashi single-handedly slew a dragon. Hatake Kakashi single-handedly slew a dragon.
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants View Post
Twins would be really boring. No differentiation, no spice, no excitement.
That only tells me you've never had a pair.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Meister
e: 5e can only eat dicks if you specifically tell the DM how you do it. If your description does not meet his expectations all dicks stay uneaten. The Fighter may only eat 1d4-1 dicks once per day, the Wizard gets a cantrip.
Hatake Kakashi is offline Add to Hatake Kakashi's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-30-2011, 09:26 PM   #52
Geminex
SOM3WH3R3
 
Geminex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 4,606
Geminex slew the jabberwocky! Callooh! Callay! Geminex slew the jabberwocky! Callooh! Callay! Geminex slew the jabberwocky! Callooh! Callay! Geminex slew the jabberwocky! Callooh! Callay! Geminex slew the jabberwocky! Callooh! Callay! Geminex slew the jabberwocky! Callooh! Callay! Geminex slew the jabberwocky! Callooh! Callay! Geminex slew the jabberwocky! Callooh! Callay! Geminex slew the jabberwocky! Callooh! Callay! Geminex slew the jabberwocky! Callooh! Callay! Geminex slew the jabberwocky! Callooh! Callay!
Default
Okay, seriously, has anyone?

Because I think if you'd had a threesome with twins, that automatically disqualifies you from posting here. There's a law or something. Can't have your cake and eat it too. Or, rather, can't have media-idealized sexual experiences and great conversation dick jokes too.

Just not natural.
Geminex is offline Add to Geminex's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-30-2011, 09:27 PM   #53
Fenris
Administrator
 
Fenris's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Coast
Posts: 6,806
Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana.
Send a message via AIM to Fenris Send a message via MSN to Fenris
Default
The one thing that would weird me out the most about having sex with twins is that it would be implied that the twins had sex with each other, which to me is kinda squicky.
__________________
"FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney
Fenris is offline Add to Fenris's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-30-2011, 09:33 PM   #54
krogothwolf
Fetched the Candy Cane!
 
krogothwolf's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Calgary
Posts: 4,278
krogothwolf bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted. krogothwolf bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted. krogothwolf bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted. krogothwolf bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted. krogothwolf bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted. krogothwolf bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted.
Send a message via MSN to krogothwolf
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenris View Post
The one thing that would weird me out the most about having sex with twins is that it would be implied that the twins had sex with each other, which to me is kinda squicky.
What about any other sibling? or cousins? or mother and daughter? Or for SMB, grandfather and the other sides grandmother.
__________________
Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge
╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗
║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣
║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝
╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝
krogothwolf is offline Add to krogothwolf's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-30-2011, 09:34 PM   #55
Amake
Keeper of the new
 
Amake's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: A place without judgment
Posts: 4,506
Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenris View Post
The one thing that would weird me out the most about having sex with twins is that it would be implied that the twins had sex with each other, which to me is kinda squicky.
Only if the balls are touching, am I right?
Amake is offline Add to Amake's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-30-2011, 09:41 PM   #56
Fenris
Administrator
 
Fenris's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Coast
Posts: 6,806
Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana.
Send a message via AIM to Fenris Send a message via MSN to Fenris
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by krogothwolf View Post
What about any other sibling? or cousins? or mother and daughter? Or for SMB, grandfather and the other sides grandmother.
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
__________________
"FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney
Fenris is offline Add to Fenris's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-30-2011, 09:41 PM   #57
Fenris
Administrator
 
Fenris's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Coast
Posts: 6,806
Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Fenris is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana.
Send a message via AIM to Fenris Send a message via MSN to Fenris
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Invisible Queen View Post
Only if the balls are touching, am I right?
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
__________________
"FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney
Fenris is offline Add to Fenris's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-30-2011, 09:44 PM   #58
Amake
Keeper of the new
 
Amake's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: A place without judgment
Posts: 4,506
Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
Default
So yeah I guess a devil's threesome doesn't count as "media-idealized" even if it involves twins. So I can safely say, been there, done that, and really all kinds of threesomes are more about logistics than feelings which honestly gets old fast.

(Unless you're into sports I guess.)
Amake is offline Add to Amake's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-30-2011, 09:56 PM   #59
Archbio
Data is Turned On
 
Archbio's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 3,980
Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts
Send a message via MSN to Archbio
Default Or brain fellatio, if you will.
Sports are awesome.

And by sports I mean mindblowing, uninhibited sex.

Really, if two football team were to go at each other in a full contact orgy, that might count as an insescapable exercise in cold logistics to some degree, but anything else short of that really doesn't have to be that way.
Last edited by Archbio; 01-30-2011 at 10:03 PM.
Archbio is offline Add to Archbio's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-31-2011, 12:32 AM   #60
Zilla
Lakitu
 
Zilla's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 2,378
Zilla is a splendid one to behold, except in the mornings. Zilla is a splendid one to behold, except in the mornings. Zilla is a splendid one to behold, except in the mornings.
Send a message via MSN to Zilla
Default
I like how "dating your clone" took 5 pages to become "sex with twins."

*goes back to snuggling with Omega Zilla.*
__________________
MENCHI Pink

It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now.
Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.
Zilla is offline Add to Zilla's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 6 of 7 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:17 AM.
The server time is now 10:17:58 AM.

Contact Us - Nuklear Power - Works of Brian Clevinger - Archive - Top

Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.