Let's ruin an Alter Ego's life!

[Krylo]

Leap out of the crib, ninja kick the bottle out of her hands, and then force her to drink it.

It is obviously poison.

[phil_]

Happy crying! Show this world we're a rebel.

[BloodyMage]

no, you're right. A happy cry is a conflict.

Happily coo!

[Fusionman]

Originally Posted by Melfice

As far I'm aware, it's either happy+coo or sad+cry.

If you do it otherwise, it'll just go "Fuck you. That's not the right choice. As in, we make the choices, you just connect the dots like a good monkey."

Though maybe not just right now? Later on, certainly a few of the questions.

EDIT: In any case, we'll happily coo.

No it does it from the start. We can't do what the game calls "contradictory actions." We are a monkey.

OOH OOGH!

EDIT: Oh bloody hell guys! Multiple ninjas!

[Fusionman]

Originally Posted by Krylo

Leap out of the crib, ninja kick the bottle out of her hands, and then force her to drink it.

It is obviously poison.

We're not baby Commander Shepard.

[Fusionman]

Originally Posted by Alter Ego game

Nothing like a nice warm bottle and a quick hug from Mom to get a kid ready to face the world. As she walks toward you with the bottle she sees you smiling and interprets this as a sign that you want to play with her.

She picks you up and holds you for ten minutes. This presents you with quite a dilemma.

So do we cry or keep making noises?

[Fusionman]

OK guys sorry.

Real life happened and no one was voting and I lost my "save"

So yeah redoing the choices.

Try to vote please?