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Unread 04-18-2011, 02:47 PM   #51
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You should shave around it, and just have a weird little patch of gross hair around the stitches.
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Unread 04-18-2011, 09:31 PM   #52
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The most noticable scars I have are a few boring chicken pox scars. The only interesting things about them is that the two on my face are almost perfectly symmetrical. No, that is not a joke.

Outside of those, I have a scar roughly an inch and a half long in the middle of my left foot from where I stepped on a toy plane (although I am apparently made of kudzu because my foot tried to devour the stitches, and to hell with the fact that they were not the sort to be left in forever).

I thought I had some scars where I got a second-degree burn on my finger from a lightbulb and got my lower arm caught on my dog's canines (I was being a flail-y dumbass, as usual), but apparently they're gone now.

Like I said: MADE. OF. KUDZU. Which would explain why I'm not a scarred mess with multiple broken bones stuck in a wheelchair despite constantly injuring myself in amusing-during-reminescing ways.
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Unread 04-18-2011, 09:39 PM   #53
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Scar on the back of ring finger on right hand where I attempted to catch a knife and failed.

Scar on front of ring finger on right hand where knife came out.

Scar on back of left hand from small cut that I kept scratching at.

Scar on shoulder blade, right side, entry burn from pellet gun.

Scar on forehead from strange infection. [cleared up on own.]

Scar tissue on left forearm, from elbow to wrist, outside, where I experienced a strange blackening of the tissue and watched it fall off. Doctor discounted it as an allergy. Eventually cleared up after 6-8 weeks. Difficult to determine exact size of scar. Rather well blended into the rest of my arm now.

Similar issue on left shin, outside left. Doctor claimed scraping from a pine shaving in my boot caused it while working. Eventually healed again.

Jaw, Bottom, Below non-existent cleft. Fell on something sharp as a child, cut myself. Beard hair conspicuously absent when mid-growth. Hidden fully in long growth.

Forehead, center. Fell while running in a church. Split open forehead, knocked front gums into disalignment, chipped tooth. [tooth repaired.]

edit: I have more scars then I anticipated. Thank you, this post, for helping me locate them all.
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Unread 04-19-2011, 02:09 PM   #54
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Also there's a scar across the end of my pinky finger from when I accidentally cut it open with a bread knife. Apparently having a conversation with someone on the other side of the room while simultaneously slicing a bagel you're holding in your hand is a bad idea.

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I have a scar on my thumb where I sheared off a flap of skin while I was slicing a bagel. Why must they be so cruel...yet so delicious?

I also have a kind of cool-looking one on my left hand, below my thumb, from where a cat accidentally scratched me, and a set of similar scratches on my chest and shoulder from when we had to transport our cat in our car but had (a) no carrier and (b) no idea how he'd react to a car ride, poor thing. I'm a cat owner, raised by a cat owner; it comes with the territory.

Oh, and I got one in the crook of my elbow from whacking my arm against a shelf at Wal-Mart. The bruise it left was quite impressive at the time.
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Actually, the scars that interest me the most are the ones that I have no idea where they came from. I have about 5 or 6 on my hands that I honestly cannot recall getting (except for the one and only time I've ever stabbed myself with a knife).

On a related note, graphite (flipping a pencil then catching it by slamming my hands together) tends to stay in your hand for some time, about 7 years and counting in my case.
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I remembered another couple scars today.

I got a ringish shaped-one on my right thumb, from when a car door slammed down on my thumb. Took out a big chunk of skin.

On my left arm, I got 2 circular ones, one was from a smallpox vacciene, the other was from when I got celluitious in my lower left arm and they needed to drain it.
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I have a ton:

- chip out of my lip on the left: put my tooth through when I was small falling while roller skating
- pock mark near left eye: chicken pocks as a kid, knocked off the scab
- left-central forehead gash: mom didn't realize there was a staple left in my shirt from the tag when I was a baby
- entire nose shiny: burned to bleeding at band camp because they didn't let me re-apply sunscreen. Also has a couple possibly pre-cancerous hairs sprouting out. Fuck band camp.
- light, raised inner right shin spot: slipped on a sharp rock down by the water as a kid and it gouged straight into subcutaneous tissue
- frontal right shin gash: tried to jump up directly onto the stage in high school band practice, forgot to account for the weight of my clarinet case, wanged myself good, didn't realize I was bleeding until my sock was sopping wet with more than I could account for by sweat (summer + hot lights), checked it and never mentioned it to keep from grossing out all the surrounding girls
- lighter line on my inner right forearm: burned by a bread pan when they shoved a pizza into the oven
- raised red circle on my right inner ankle: from a blood blister that somehow got infected with a wart
- light nicks on my right middle and ring fingers: fuck if I know
- several rows of raised horizontal lines on either side of my spine mid- to lower-back, broken up as if I was whipped, three light lines on either side of each knee, red squiggles cut out of my inner thighs: collagen issue, they all started appearing after I hit 16, pretty much always covered with a shirt and long shorts if not pants
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Unread 04-20-2011, 08:39 PM   #58
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I have 2 almost identical almost side by side scars on my right forearm. Both were 2nd degree burns and both were done from taking turkeys out of the oven.

I also have a scar on the inside crease of my right arm inner elbow I guess. I slide into some glass while playing street hockey.
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