Single's Awareness Day - Page 7

krogothwolf · 02-08-2010, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CABAL49

According to the local crier, masturbation causes homosexuality. Because you are already putting a dick into your hand. So in all reality, the only cure for gayness is for all of us to cut off our dicks.

Man, I hope he's standing on a street corner with a bell going

"Here Ye, Here Ye! Masturbation Makes You Gay Due To Dick In Hand!" Or I will be seriously disappointed.

Si Civa · 02-08-2010, 05:21 PM

In my defense I don't know if I'm gay or not, so nobody can really say what I'm.

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Originally Posted by NonCon

Obviously, the best way to find out would be to have a threesome with two dudes.

Damn you and your sexy suggestions!

Amake · 02-08-2010, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by krogothwolf

Man, I hope he's standing on a street corner with a bell going

"Here Ye, Here Ye! Masturbation Makes You Gay Due To Dick In Hand!" Or I will be seriously disappointed.

Or picture your average doomsayer prophet with wild beard, dressed in a tattered burlap bag, carrying a sign up and down the street. That'd be the second best sign carried around by a crazy person with a sign ever.

(The best is still "Everything is perfectly all right".)

krogothwolf · 02-08-2010, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Si Civa

In my defense I don't know if I'm gay or not, so nobody can really say what I'm.

You could go to a gay bar! If a guy hits on you, your gay. If a guy doesn't your straight...or you could just be hideous looking.

Goddamnit Invisible Queen. I'm tempted to do that myself to see what would happen.

I feel so bad for my new born daughter. Her father is insane.

Token · 02-08-2010, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CABAL49

According to the local crier, masturbation causes homosexuality. Because you are already putting a dick into your hand. So in all reality, the only cure for gayness is for all of us to cut off our dicks.

Maybe you people who aren't well endowed can only put it in your hands...
On second thought, maybe bringing that up doesn't give me hetero points.

Amake · 02-08-2010, 05:36 PM

Only parents who understand that they are insane can properly prepare their children for the irrational world they're going to live in.

Congratulations on the kid is what I mean to say.

Re. bisexuality, I love it. I think to exclude 48-52% of the human race from your sex life on a pre-emptive basis can only be a kind of prejudice. :I

Si Civa · 02-08-2010, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by krogothwolf

You could go to a gay bar! If a guy hits on you, your gay. If a guy doesn't your straight...or you could just be hideous looking.

Man, I was in bar this one time and one British guy kissed my hand though we didn't chat that much. Shucks, I guess I'm gay now?
The only problem I had him though was that he was going to Afghanistan.

It's kinda sad that in middle of nowhere in Finland* we are training foreigners to battle in Afghanistan.. It makes me little bit angry even.

*My hometown's barracks used to have more international thingies going on but I've heard that one Canadian officer said that he was middle of nowhere when his wife called him. So, our hometown has have less these international things going on for some strange reason.

Amake · 02-08-2010, 05:55 PM

Of course Scandinavia is the utter back yard of wilderness that Hell forgot to Canadians. Imagine, way north in the endless white death there's the Inuit territories with like, negative population; past that there's the end of the world and then the north pole, and past the north pole is the north sea, and after that you get to us. It's crazy when you think about it.

Sure you can just go sideways around across the sea instead, but that only compounds how hella far it is; you can get in trouble trying to find the direction to the direction to Scandinavia. It's much easier the other way, we just go to America and then a bit north.

Osterbaum · 02-08-2010, 06:06 PM

Remember Si Civa: Don't ask, don't tell.

Hanuman · 02-08-2010, 07:53 PM

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You could go to a gay bar! If a guy hits on you, your hot. If a guy doesn't you're TOO hot.

Fix'd

02-08-2010, 05:36 PM	#66
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Only parents who understand that they are insane can properly prepare their children for the irrational world they're going to live in. Congratulations on the kid is what I mean to say. Re. bisexuality, I love it. I think to exclude 48-52% of the human race from your sex life on a pre-emptive basis can only be a kind of prejudice. :I __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

02-08-2010, 05:55 PM	#68
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	In which our hero recalls the stories about a friend's journey to Narka Sami Village Of course Scandinavia is the utter back yard of wilderness that Hell forgot to Canadians. Imagine, way north in the endless white death there's the Inuit territories with like, negative population; past that there's the end of the world and then the north pole, and past the north pole is the north sea, and after that you get to us. It's crazy when you think about it. Sure you can just go sideways around across the sea instead, but that only compounds how hella far it is; you can get in trouble trying to find the direction to the direction to Scandinavia. It's much easier the other way, we just go to America and then a bit north. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed Last edited by Amake; 02-08-2010 at 06:02 PM.

02-08-2010, 06:06 PM	#69
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Remember Si Civa: Don't ask, don't tell. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!