*Rant on dangerous pets and their owners* - Page 7

Osterbaum · 07-11-2011, 12:06 PM

Buying baby alligators is a bad idea, period.

Menarker · 07-11-2011, 01:13 PM

Too bad not everyone understands that...

TDK · 07-11-2011, 01:41 PM

But we've already bonded. I've named him Chompy!

His friendship has finally taught me the meaning of love. And he has my scent now, his mother will never take him back!

CABAL49 · 07-11-2011, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magus

Territory

Dogs bark at people outside their territory because they are telling people to stay out of their territory. It is not that common that they leave their territory to attack someone. Hence the phrase, "all bark and no bite."

Oron · 07-16-2011, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magus

To get us away from pitbulls, can we all agree that buying baby alligators is a really bad idea unless you are a zoo?

"We have real live alligators at Smugglers Cove that you can feed for a memory that will last a lifetime."

I've been there. They aren't kidding about the alligators.

Shyria Dracnoir · 07-16-2011, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oron

"We have real live alligators at Smugglers Cove that you can feed for a memory that will last a lifetime."

I've been there. They aren't kidding about the alligators.

I'm just waiting for all that blue family recreation water to mutate the little suckers into a city destroying posse.

Token · 07-16-2011, 11:10 PM

Pitt bulls. Alligators. Pfft.

A guy who's kept bet bears for years used to live around here. Oddly enough, (and more than a few people lost that bet) they didn't end up doing him in. Still, they didn't exactly have a good track record.

katiuska · 07-17-2011, 01:23 AM

My dad kept a nest of baby alligators in a water-filled tire for a while, when he was a kid. My grandmother discovered it the day his 2-year-old brother tried picking one up and got bitten in the stomach (baby alligator teeth aren't too deadly, but they sure can hurt). She made him get rid of them, but he recaptured most of them later. He didn't rethink the wisdom of keeping baby alligators until one bit him in the face, because he and his friends thought it was funny to poke them and make them snap.

My dad was kind of a little shit.

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07-16-2011, 11:10 PM	#67
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	He handcuffed himself to a waterbed for a bondage thing and suffocated. Pitt bulls. Alligators. Pfft. A guy who's kept bet bears for years used to live around here. Oddly enough, (and more than a few people lost that bet) they didn't end up doing him in. Still, they didn't exactly have a good track record.

07-17-2011, 01:23 AM	#68
katiuska Unlicensed Practitioner Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 801	My dad kept a nest of baby alligators in a water-filled tire for a while, when he was a kid. My grandmother discovered it the day his 2-year-old brother tried picking one up and got bitten in the stomach (baby alligator teeth aren't too deadly, but they sure can hurt). She made him get rid of them, but he recaptured most of them later. He didn't rethink the wisdom of keeping baby alligators until one bit him in the face, because he and his friends thought it was funny to poke them and make them snap. My dad was kind of a little shit. __________________ If I try too hard my brain explodes, so don't expect me to be witty on purpose.

07-11-2011, 01:41 PM	#63
TDK Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Reality Posts: 2,914	But we've already bonded. I've named him Chompy! His friendship has finally taught me the meaning of love. And he has my scent now, his mother will never take him back!