Drgon got dumped

[Funka Genocide]

Originally Posted by NonCon

I don't know if you're joking or not but HRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNGGGGGHHHH

Ok... gay man criticizing one's inability to understand the opposite sex.

I mean.

Are we even doing this?

[Kim]

Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

Ok... gay man criticizing one's inability to understand the opposite sex.

I mean.

Are we even doing this?

HRRRRRNNNNNNNNNGH

[Funka Genocide]

Yeah, yeah I guess we are doing this.

SADFACE

Also, what the fuck is a guido? Is this some sort of term I'm expected to know the definition of, because the only thing it's bringing up is a racial epithet against Italians, I think.

[pochercoaster]

How exactly? They tell you something that can mean 1 thing one minute then something completely different the next one. There emotions can go from one spectrum to another at the drop of a hate. They'll try to find all sorts of ways to manipulate you into doing things and you wont even realize it till after wards.

I feel pretty insulted by this. Yes, women are emotional, illogical, and manipulative. We are incapable of thinking critically and twist our words to meet our desires. We are not humans with a diverse set of personalities, just as men are always hard and macho, right?

Men. You can't talk to them. They're only interested in football and sex.

Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

I probably wouldn't use the same terminology Krogoth is but I mean... you've been yelled at for something you didn't know was wrong right?

I'm pretty sure that every heterosexual male in history has been completely dumbfounded at some point by their partner. I mean we can go back and reverse engineer the situation and try to glean some lasting wisdom from the encounter, but in the end there's generally some form of event horizon beyond which all is female, unknowable and alien.

Of course, a woman has never been yelled at for a man for something they didn't know was wrong. A man is incapable of acting on emotional impulses because he has them under control 100% of the time, due to his manliness.

[Funka Genocide]

I never said there wasn't the same likelihood of befuddlement on the other side of the gender gulf, I just don't really feel qualified to talk about it at length.

I mean you can operate under idealistic assumptions that everyone is everything and that all faults or idiosyncrasies inherent to an individual are perfectly singular little miracles of personality, however functionally speaking you'll find stereotypical behavior in most everyone even tangentially attached to the same cultural font ie: society.

Guys DO like football and sex a whole lot more than discussing what Susan said at work today. I never made any claims that this was a universally consistent trend or that individuals don't buck the system or operate entirely outside of it, however the lion's share of conventional wisdom and observable, personal experience dictates that men and women are fundamentally different on some level, and that this difference leads to misunderstandings.

Perhaps its merely an illusion of the collective subconscious or a sinister ploy by the architects of a male dominated regime that's lasted millenia, I couldn't really tell you since I'm not omnipotent (obviously) but to deny that a woman is a woman and that a man is a man is to deny pretty much the foundations of social reality, which I'm sure is all well and good on a conceptual level, however try making heads or tales of the complex sociological phenomenon of male-female interaction without a sound grounding in gender identity and see how far you make it.

[krogothwolf]

Guido!

[Kim]

Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

I never said there wasn't the same likelihood of befuddlement on the other side of the gender gulf, I just don't really feel qualified to talk about it at length.

I mean you can operate under idealistic assumptions that everyone is everything and that all faults or idiosyncrasies inherent to an individual are perfectly singular little miracles of personality, however functionally speaking you'll find stereotypical behavior in most everyone even tangentially attached to the same cultural font ie: society.

Guys DO like football and sex a whole lot more than discussing what Susan said at work today. I never made any claims that this was a universally consistent trend or that individuals don't buck the system or operate entirely outside of it, however the lion's share of conventional wisdom and observable, personal experience dictates that men and women are fundamentally different on some level, and that this difference leads to misunderstandings.

CAN'T... HRRRRRNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH... HARD ENOUGH...

[Funka Genocide]

Hey guy, how about instead of approximating guttural noises in bold font you... I don't know... make a concise statement?

Just a thought.

[Krylo]

Originally Posted by NonCon

CAN'T... HRRRRRNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH... HARD ENOUGH...

Keep it up Funks.

I think he might go super saiyan.

Edit: Also, is Susan hot? 'Cause if Susan is hot I think I care more about what she said than Football.

[Funka Genocide]

So I take it that people are upset because I said that guys like football?

OH SHIT CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG NOW!