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Zilla · 05-03-2009, 02:14 AM

I dare say it's high time to pick a winner...

Professor Smarmiarty · 05-03-2009, 05:35 AM

Yeah sorry. Would have called it much earlier but had a few things come up

Also all your suggestions are terrible, so ranking is a bit of a crapshoot:
11-Fenny- Deathbed the bed that eats people
I haven't seen this but it sounds awesome.
10- Masked- Burn after reading
Haven't seen it but it's got a lot of terrible actors so it is probably shit.
9-Moogle- Super Mario Brothers
This movie is hilarious! It's also fairly easy to watch unlike some of the others on this thread.
8- 42Petunias- Australia
Eh it's bad but nowhere near some of the other shitstorm on this thread. And I'm living in Scotland currentely so I need to pretend to be Scottish.
7-Wandering God- Mortal Kombat 2
A terrible film but some of the actresses were pretty so you lose!
6-Blue- Double Dragon
I barely remember this film. Kind of nothing really.
5-Intern Nin- Demon Lover
I've only seen bits of this but it has lots of porn in it so even if it is bad at least people will get some stimulation from it.
4- Overcast- Alone in the Dark
Not a bad guess but nothign compared to the shitstorms below it

3- ApeBoy- Citizen Kane-
Welcome to Gone with the Wind Part 2. A bit ponderous and overblown, it is nowhere near Welles best film (that is The Trial). It's not as bad as I'm making it here but you got heaps of points for correct thinking.

2- Zilla- Manos the Hands of Fate-
EASILY the hardest film I've ever had to sit throguh. It's not so bad it's good. It's so bad it's fucking awful and is actually a chore to sit through.
But there is one film even more of a chore:

1- POS- Transformers (2007)
Ugh. Just ugh. I would rather sit through Manos again than watch this. That is how bad you are.

Take it away POS

Overcast · 05-03-2009, 06:07 AM

Hmm was Transformers the instant winner or did you have something else in mind that you REALLY wish you didn't?

Professor Smarmiarty · 05-03-2009, 07:12 AM

The instant winner was the worst movie ever made: Fight Club.

Zilla · 05-03-2009, 07:32 AM

...

You and I have extremely different opinions about that movie. I consider it one of my all-time favorites.

You've probably heard everything good about it already by everyone else though, so I won't try converting you.

Professor Smarmiarty · 05-03-2009, 08:13 AM

There's a thread somewhere where I rag on it and explain why it tries to be good but ends up being mind-destroyingly bad but I way too lazy to look it up.

POS Industries · 05-03-2009, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

The instant winner was the worst movie ever made: Fight Club.

At first I was gonna have some stupid reaction image response but, honestly, I think I'd rather just note that you spelled "Closer" wrong.

Anyway, your category is: Worst band I've never been in.

Overcast · 05-03-2009, 11:36 AM

Hmm I enjoyed Fight Club I think because I saw it at random and never had to deal with folks telling me how wonderful it was. That and I saw it after the book. It actually began in me a necessity that all book movies should end differently than their book counterparts so I ain't watching and realizing I could just read the bastard again.

Though that is just me.

Also Creed.

Professor Smarmiarty · 05-03-2009, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POS Industries

At first I was gonna have some stupid reaction image response but, honestly, I think I'd rather just note that you spelled "Closer" wrong.

I haven't seen Closer so it is possibly only the second worst movie ever made.

Quote:

Anyway, your category is: Worst band I've never been in.

Dragonforce.

Moogle0119 · 05-03-2009, 12:28 PM

Nickelback

05-03-2009, 02:14 AM	#881
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	I dare say it's high time to pick a winner... __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

05-03-2009, 06:07 AM	#883
Overcast Cinderella Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Trespassing in the graveyard Posts: 3,076	Hmm was Transformers the instant winner or did you have something else in mind that you REALLY wish you didn't? __________________ Time to bust out the glow sticks!

05-03-2009, 07:32 AM	#885
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	... You and I have extremely different opinions about that movie. I consider it one of my all-time favorites. You've probably heard everything good about it already by everyone else though, so I won't try converting you. __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

05-03-2009, 11:36 AM	#888
Overcast Cinderella Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Trespassing in the graveyard Posts: 3,076	Hmm I enjoyed Fight Club I think because I saw it at random and never had to deal with folks telling me how wonderful it was. That and I saw it after the book. It actually began in me a necessity that all book movies should end differently than their book counterparts so I ain't watching and realizing I could just read the bastard again. Though that is just me. Also Creed. __________________ Time to bust out the glow sticks!

05-03-2009, 12:28 PM	#890
Moogle0119 The REAL Lord of the Dance Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Narshe Caves Posts: 397	Nickelback __________________ One day the tides will turn One day the fields will burn One day the seas will churn The fury of our maker's hand What will you do?

05-03-2009, 05:35 AM	#882
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Yeah sorry. Would have called it much earlier but had a few things come up Also all your suggestions are terrible, so ranking is a bit of a crapshoot: 11-Fenny- Deathbed the bed that eats people I haven't seen this but it sounds awesome. 10- Masked- Burn after reading Haven't seen it but it's got a lot of terrible actors so it is probably shit. 9-Moogle- Super Mario Brothers This movie is hilarious! It's also fairly easy to watch unlike some of the others on this thread. 8- 42Petunias- Australia Eh it's bad but nowhere near some of the other shitstorm on this thread. And I'm living in Scotland currentely so I need to pretend to be Scottish. 7-Wandering God- Mortal Kombat 2 A terrible film but some of the actresses were pretty so you lose! 6-Blue- Double Dragon I barely remember this film. Kind of nothing really. 5-Intern Nin- Demon Lover I've only seen bits of this but it has lots of porn in it so even if it is bad at least people will get some stimulation from it. 4- Overcast- Alone in the Dark Not a bad guess but nothign compared to the shitstorms below it 3- ApeBoy- Citizen Kane- Welcome to Gone with the Wind Part 2. A bit ponderous and overblown, it is nowhere near Welles best film (that is The Trial). It's not as bad as I'm making it here but you got heaps of points for correct thinking. 2- Zilla- Manos the Hands of Fate- EASILY the hardest film I've ever had to sit throguh. It's not so bad it's good. It's so bad it's fucking awful and is actually a chore to sit through. But there is one film even more of a chore: 1- POS- Transformers (2007) Ugh. Just ugh. I would rather sit through Manos again than watch this. That is how bad you are. Take it away POS

05-03-2009, 07:12 AM	#884
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	The instant winner was the worst movie ever made: Fight Club.

05-03-2009, 08:13 AM	#886
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	There's a thread somewhere where I rag on it and explain why it tries to be good but ends up being mind-destroyingly bad but I way too lazy to look it up.