Worst super powers ever - Page 9

h4x.m4g3 · 04-20-2005, 10:27 PM

The ability to scratch any part of your body with your nose, but never be able to stop your nose from itching.

The ability to lift objects with a mass greater than the sun, but no objects with a mass less then or equal to the sun's mass. "Ahhhh pencil too lite, can't lift."

The ability to explain everything you are about to do in 30-minutes, but never less than that, also you can't turn this power off.

The ability to cause commercial breaks.

The ability to revive yourself but always 3 milliseconds before you died, can't be turned off.

The ability to communicate with mothballs.

Kikuichimonji · 04-20-2005, 10:54 PM

Can you control which commercial shows up? Cuz it would be funny to show a sexually explicit commerical on a school TV in the cafeteria ^^

The ability to fall in love with anyone at will.

Gineko · 04-21-2005, 11:05 AM

Here's some. hehehe...

The ability to rhyme everything. Even oranges.

The ability to make penguin pie.

The ability to make cats kickbox bulldogs.

The ability to make things turn purple.

slightly aboveaverage man · 04-21-2005, 01:56 PM

The Soviet Union. That damn superpower didn't even last a century!

Oh wait, you mean super POWERS!

I'd have to say the ability to turn yourself into Stone Cold Steve Watson: the beer swilling, ass kicking, redneck sidekick of Sherlock Holmes.

h4x.m4g3 · 04-21-2005, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by slightly aboveaverage man

The Soviet Union. That damn superpower didn't even last a century!

Sorry SAAM someone already did that joke.

You can't control what commercial would come on.

The ability to make any TV show you watch rated TV7 (7 years and younger), you can't turn this power off.

The ability to always be made out of stone, but without the strength to lift yourself.

The ability to turn your own blood into whatever liquid you wanted, side effect is you know lack of oxygen to several vital organs, possibly leading to death.

slightly aboveaverage man · 04-21-2005, 05:43 PM

DAMN!

Very well. The Ability to percieve what you're enemy is going to do, after he's already done it!

Anarchist Nemesio · 04-21-2005, 07:46 PM

The ability to live.
The ability to catch AIDS.
The ability to be disabled.
The ability to have a disability.
The ability to act like a moron.
The ability to say "Ability".
The ability to have an useless ability.
The ability to excessively vomit.
The ability to get hit by a train.
The ability to be useless.
The ability to look like a Power Ranger when someone's watching and turn back into yourself when no one's watching. (can't turn off.)
The ability to accumulate cholesterol in your bloodstream.(can't turn off either.)

King of Rabid Ducks · 04-23-2005, 05:52 PM

The ability to create 8 different robots to crush your blue archnemisis. However each robot has a fatal flaw that can be exploited by using a wepon gained from one of the eight robots.

The ability to jump really high in rooms with pointy cealings.

The ability to talk to your rice krispys.

The ability to make a kettle boil faster by looking at it.

The ability to control one blade of grass to do your bidding.

The ability to continue to churn out ideas that are simply rehashes of privious ideas.

The ability to make a superpower joke involving Russia. (That was actully a good one).

The ability to write in a any forign langauge on a test that requires english.

PhoenixFlame · 04-23-2005, 09:41 PM

1.) The ability to unerringly discern the answer to any problem, but not the question.

2.) The ability to sprout 6-inch long razor-sharp knives from the interior of your stomach at will.

3.) The ability to attract lightning bolts.

4.) The ability to permanently turn into solid steel, unable to move.

5.) The ability to perfectly steal any item, of which the authorities are immediately alerted and happen to be placed at critical choke points.

6.) The ability to severely piss-off your DM merely by showing him your character sheet.

7.) The ability to roll 15d6 with one hand.

Dragonsbane · 04-24-2005, 04:37 AM

The ability to be sexually irresistable...to rhinoceri, the gender you are NOT attracted to, or very ugly members of the gender you ARE attracted to.

04-21-2005, 11:05 AM	#83
Gineko AI = Artificial Idiot Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: a box outside, free to a good home Posts: 543	Here's some. hehehe... The ability to rhyme everything. Even oranges. The ability to make penguin pie. The ability to make cats kickbox bulldogs. The ability to make things turn purple. __________________ Wierd things my brother said this week: Bro-"[Gineko], can you come help me with this IQ test?" _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations." -David Friedman Had this been an actual emergency, I would have screamed, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

04-21-2005, 01:56 PM	#84
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	The Soviet Union. That damn superpower didn't even last a century! Oh wait, you mean super POWERS! I'd have to say the ability to turn yourself into Stone Cold Steve Watson: the beer swilling, ass kicking, redneck sidekick of Sherlock Holmes. __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.

04-21-2005, 05:43 PM	#86
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	DAMN! Very well. The Ability to percieve what you're enemy is going to do, after he's already done it! __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.

04-21-2005, 07:46 PM	#87
Anarchist Nemesio Goomba Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Piedmont, CA Posts: 7	The ability to live. The ability to catch AIDS. The ability to be disabled. The ability to have a disability. The ability to act like a moron. The ability to say "Ability". The ability to have an useless ability. The ability to excessively vomit. The ability to get hit by a train. The ability to be useless. The ability to look like a Power Ranger when someone's watching and turn back into yourself when no one's watching. (can't turn off.) The ability to accumulate cholesterol in your bloodstream.(can't turn off either.) __________________ Who's Da American Idiot? And Who's ur Daddy?? Last edited by Anarchist Nemesio; 04-21-2005 at 07:55 PM.

04-23-2005, 05:52 PM	#88
King of Rabid Ducks Lord of the Ducks! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Jackson, MI Posts: 72	The ability to create 8 different robots to crush your blue archnemisis. However each robot has a fatal flaw that can be exploited by using a wepon gained from one of the eight robots. The ability to jump really high in rooms with pointy cealings. The ability to talk to your rice krispys. The ability to make a kettle boil faster by looking at it. The ability to control one blade of grass to do your bidding. The ability to continue to churn out ideas that are simply rehashes of privious ideas. The ability to make a superpower joke involving Russia. (That was actully a good one). The ability to write in a any forign langauge on a test that requires english. __________________ "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." -Saint Attila

04-20-2005, 10:27 PM	#81
h4x.m4g3 Lakitu Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,152	The ability to scratch any part of your body with your nose, but never be able to stop your nose from itching. The ability to lift objects with a mass greater than the sun, but no objects with a mass less then or equal to the sun's mass. "Ahhhh pencil too lite, can't lift." The ability to explain everything you are about to do in 30-minutes, but never less than that, also you can't turn this power off. The ability to cause commercial breaks. The ability to revive yourself but always 3 milliseconds before you died, can't be turned off. The ability to communicate with mothballs.

04-23-2005, 09:41 PM	#89
PhoenixFlame ☢!CAUTION!☢ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Beneath Gensokyo Posts: 3,668	1.) The ability to unerringly discern the answer to any problem, but not the question. 2.) The ability to sprout 6-inch long razor-sharp knives from the interior of your stomach at will. 3.) The ability to attract lightning bolts. 4.) The ability to permanently turn into solid steel, unable to move. 5.) The ability to perfectly steal any item, of which the authorities are immediately alerted and happen to be placed at critical choke points. 6.) The ability to severely piss-off your DM merely by showing him your character sheet. 7.) The ability to roll 15d6 with one hand. __________________ "Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic." -from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan