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Unread 04-21-2015, 09:13 PM   #21
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Come on. Clearly evil. I mean, when you start calling yourself an empire, you're setting yourself up as the villain.

Who will join the rebellion of the resistant alliance of the free persons?
Not me. That's "get murdered in Empress Mauve's glorious name" talk.

On a completely unrelated note: Empress Mauve, who all do I need to murder in your glorious name?
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Unread 04-21-2015, 09:20 PM   #22
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Well, my support was ignored. There's only one reasonable response.

REGIME CHANGE!
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Unread 04-21-2015, 09:26 PM   #23
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Good tidings on this glorious anniversary of the day the world received you, Oh Mighty Sovereign. You have my asupport to this new forum order, with only one minor request on my part.

I wish to be made Chief Justice in the new Supreme Imperial Court of Law.
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Unread 04-21-2015, 09:39 PM   #24
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Come on. Clearly evil. I mean, when you start calling yourself an empire, you're setting yourself up as the villain.

Who will join the rebellion of the resistant alliance of the free persons?
No no no. That's what happened in the Supreme Overlord Mauve alternate universe. And she made all the witnesses 'disappear,' so I dunno how you could've found out about that.

I'm totally super nice and not evil at all. It wouldn't be the "Glorious Empire of Mauve" if I wasn't.

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Not me. That's "get murdered in Empress Mauve's glorious name" talk.

On a completely unrelated note: Empress Mauve, who all do I need to murder in your glorious name?
You seem like an intelligent and enterprising individual, Captain Industries of the Pirates-On-Safari (We assume that's what POS stands for, as Pirate On a Stick is not awesome enough, and I'm still trying to figure out what the O would stand for if the S was for Spinosaurus. I might need spinosauruses though, because if I have a dinosaur air squad I think I'd need a naval fleet of privateers commanding seafaring spinosauruses into battle.). But I am clearly a kind and benevolent ruler who would never order the downfall of my enemies. Clearly.

(seriously though, get working on the spinosaurus thing)

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Well, my support was ignored. There's only one reasonable response.

REGIME CHANGE!
In my defense, you never actually said you wanted a title. And since I'm Empress, that overrules any complaint you may have had. Sorry Flare, them's the rules.

In addition, I'm sure other regimes wouldn't name you Baroness Flarecobra of the Imperial Fire Department. And it should be noted that the Imperial Fire Department doesn't put out fires. It starts them.

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I wish to be made Chief Justice in the new Supreme Imperial Court of Law
It is done. I have a feeling we might have work for the Imperial Court of Law here pretty soon.
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Unread 04-21-2015, 10:23 PM   #25
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Who will join the rebellion of the resistant alliance of the free persons?
I'm not big on the whole "rocking the boat; actually fighting for justice" thing. I'm good to just summon magical creatures and kvetch at them. Please don't include me in any empire building projects; I prefer to stay a hermit and have the threat of summoning a black hole as a deterrent to forcing my participation.
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Unread 04-21-2015, 11:36 PM   #26
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If Mauve is Empress that makes me God.
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Unread 04-22-2015, 12:12 AM   #27
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At least capitalize "the" in the title of your nation.

Every frickin' regime change some stuff has to break.
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Unread 04-22-2015, 12:16 AM   #28
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If Mauve is Empress that makes me God.
I've always found you rather unbelievable, Matt.
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Unread 04-22-2015, 12:18 AM   #29
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Basically I just want some tribute by way of food and/or sacrifical virgins.

What guarantee can I have from Mauve's Empire that these things will be secured for me?

Should I lend my support to another empire? Like the Black Kingdom of Krylo?

Or the lands ruled by Czar Czolid Cznake?
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Unread 04-22-2015, 01:11 AM   #30
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2005? How positively droll!
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