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Unread 04-21-2015, 03:17 PM   #1
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mIrAcLeS Naming myself grand ruler of the forums. Deal with it.

Ok. You know what? 2015 is my 10th year on this forum and today is my birthday. So I think I'm gonna declare this little patch of cyberspace as the Glorious Empire of Mauve. As such, I am now Empress Mauve of the Nuklear Realm, Duchess of the Order of the Mystic Temp-O-Rarium and Baroness of the Steam Group Coalition. So yeah. I'm taking this forum as my own. You plebs all answer to me now. Boom. Betcha didn't see that brilliant coup coming. Consider yourselves conquered.

Somebody design me a flag so I can plant it on the highest tower to declare my rulership. Somebody else, get me a glittery username and a decaf latte! Everything the light touches is now my kingdom!

OK, so, get in your votes early to claim positions of power in my new empire. I'm gonna need dukes and duchesses and advisors and ministers and barons and stuff in order to sound super legit. Forum maintenance and the whole "paying real monies to make the forum work" thing will remain Not My Problem, as I am a gracious and fair ruler who is willing to let the former authorities continue in their same positions doing the same things they normally do. Except now they'll do it because I say so, rather than whatever their old reasons were.

Empress Mauve out.


....I need an Imperial Seal to add to my posts. Note to self: get someone to do that.
Other note to self: Start referring to Self with the royal We.
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Unread 04-21-2015, 03:25 PM   #2
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Everything the light touches is now my kingdom!
That's not a terribly ambitious claim, what with NPF being the last remaining emo forum on the internet.
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Unread 04-21-2015, 03:29 PM   #3
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Um...shower me with titles oh glorious ruler?
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Unread 04-21-2015, 03:55 PM   #4
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Baron Tevosaurus von Rexford, Commander of the Imperial Dinosaurian Air Force. I'm pretty sure my empire will need a squadron of fighter jets piloted by tyrannosaurs and velociraptors, so get working on that, Commander.


@Phil: OK, fine. Everything the grey and blue background touches is my kingdom.
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Unread 04-21-2015, 04:04 PM   #5
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Unread 04-21-2015, 04:05 PM   #6
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Us over here in the Imperial Dinosaurian Air Force got you a card.

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Unread 04-21-2015, 04:07 PM   #7
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Unread 04-21-2015, 04:12 PM   #8
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I for one welcome our new humble overlord! I can has title please?
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Unread 04-21-2015, 04:18 PM   #9
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Ok. You know what? 2015 is my 10th year on this forum and today is my birthday. So I think I'm gonna declare this little patch of cyberspace as the Glorious Empire of Mauve.
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the Glorious Empire of Mauve
It must be true.




Edit: Also, happy birthday, of course! I hope today has found you well.
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Unread 04-21-2015, 05:10 PM   #10
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mauve has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. mauve has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. mauve has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. mauve has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. mauve has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. mauve has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. mauve has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. mauve has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. mauve has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. mauve has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. mauve has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare.
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@Synk: That is the greatest thing. The legitimacy of my rulership is off the charts.

---------- Post added at 03:07 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:57 PM ----------

@Tev: This is the best possible use for the Imperial Dinosaurian Air Force. 10/10, would have birthday again.

@batgirl: Your approval is appreciated, Dame Batgirl, Duchess of the Order of Nuklearia and Head of the Imperial Department of Vigilante Medicine.

---------- Post added at 03:10 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:07 PM ----------

@Daimo: Sure, but you have to share the brownies.
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