NPF Avatars 6

[IHateMakingNames]

IHMN had grown a morbid curiosity in this whole event. The train wreck effect if you will.

Why did almost no one care about the whole murder thing? Why did the few people who actually respond to it get completely ignored by the murder mystery girl? Why had Relm thrown a tiny pebble at nothing? Why were 20 people standing around doing nothing?

He was still looking at his other window, but now he glanced over a bit more often.

[PyrosNine]

"Necromancy little girl, is pure evil! And this is why Thadius only gets coal for christmas!" Pyros wearing a wig and beard explained to Relm, while beating Thadius over the head with a stick.

"Darn young'uns! IN my day, when a cute girl offered us a prize for solving a puzzle in a interdimensional pit stop, we talked courteously and solved the puzzle uphill in the snow both ways! Then, we took her out to dinner! And thats how I met your mother!"

[Wizardcat]

"SONUVA-"

After a '1000' had appeared out of nowhere above the form of Wizardcat, the cat mage has proceeded to immediately stand up, prompting further spinal pain. "Ow," he muttered, waving a glowing paw in front of him. Another green number appeared and it disapeared shortly after its arrival, making it rather obvious was preforming some kind of healing magic. "Organs are accounted for and in order..." the cat mage muttered, still moving the glowing paw around the area. "No more internal bleeding..."

He was distracted by the attempted zombification of the body. "Hey, that's cheating. Also, zombies are horrible." He took a moment to recognize the person who had administered the potion, as to remember not to hit them later on. Pyros hitting them over the head, while admittedly funny, was also decidedly unhelpful. Moving to the matter at hand, Wizzle began explaining the answer to the problem.

"The tape; the message had already been rewinded and the gunshot was on it. If he killed himself, the message wouldn't have been rewound as no one would have been able to do so. It's homicide," Wizzle told the girl. He then waited for his prize.

[Relm Zephyrous]

"Evil....." Relm frowned, disappointed by this answer. "But, isn't evil just a ever changing belief of what the mind perceives to be negative which varies from person to person? ow can something be absolutely evil if the definition of evil itself changes with every new mindset and culture that watches it? What is the ultimate factor that decides it, or are things like 'good, evil, order, chaos' and the host of other ideas and theories about how people should think due to social standards? Are these things not just concepts with no more power than we allow them to have over us?"

Relm thought for a second, getting a tad upset with everything in general. "Know what, we can debate later. How about you just tell me what necromancy is, and what it does, rather than a perception and opinion on it, sound good?"

[Flarecobra]

"Here." I said, using Cure-2 on him. "Anyone else need it? And I'm still waiting for some kind of theory as to what's going on. Is whatever meta-god in control of the multiverse screwing with us or something?" I said, frowning, arms crossed over my chest.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

"The tape; the message had already been rewinded and the gunshot was on it. If he killed himself, the message wouldn't have been rewound as no one would have been able to do so. It's homicide,"

At this, Karesh decided that he'd had enough of insane theories, attempted zombifications and holding onto a gun. He sat up straight with a trickle of blood dripping down his face, staring directly at those that had gathered in front of his new desk.

"Very good Wizzle, but there's one detail you've forgotten... You see, for a homocide to occur, someone needs to be murdered!" As he finished speaking he lept over the desk and delivered a punch to Wizardcats face before turning to Thadius and continuing his speech "and as for you, You've forgotten a major rule of two things very involved in this situation. Number one: The first thing you do upon discovering a fresh corpse is to actually make sure the person is dead, and the other..." A perceptive person would notice at this point, that the bracelet hanging on Karesh's right arm suddenly slid up to his hand, forming a gauntlet "Is that when attempting to zombify someone... YOU MAKE SURE THEY'RE DEAD!" He charged at Thadius, and with a yell of "Shoryuken!" Delivered an uppercut directly to Thadius's chin. Yelling at the now in-flight Thadius he kept going "And get a damn fragrance on that stuff that doesn't make me smell like I just spent the last year buried in a pile of garbage!"

Turning back to the rest of the group he continued ranting to noone in particular "and How on earth did you manage to miss the red herring!? What's wrong with you people?! Did noone wonder where the hell I'd gone?!"
He stood staring, hoping that someone had an acceptable answer for those he considered friends completely forgetting about him.

[PyrosNine]

Wizzle, as Karesh pointed out, was wrong.

So he got a boot to the head. Everyone got their just deserts, especially Pyron and Har-that girl, who went out for ice cream!

Thadius got free health care for flying American Asskicking, and then it was time to say goodbye.

"Goodbye, and thanks for playing! Please be sure to buy my CD's and continue to support me!" The girl waved, and another portal opened up.

"Welp, we're done here. Now follow me, guys, because I have something to tell you. Oh, and Good work Karesh, you're a star."

[mauve]

"Oh good, we're done," Mauve said grouchily, still unsure as to how they "won" or "lost" this game. "Let's go already. This whole experience has put me in a bad mood, and bad things happen when I'm in a bad mood."

She clenched a fist and summoned forth more of the purple fire, just in case, and followed after the gameshow host lady.

[FF fanboy]

OOC: DANG you guys work fast!

IC:
Ff fanboy got up from the floor he had a punding headache ,and his leg felt like hell. He looked down at his leg "Good the bleedings stopped" He then tried to stand but couldn't he was in so much damned pain. HE survyed the area after bringing himself having to grit his to to get thorugh the pain. Setting himself up on a nearby railing. He looked around it seems as if he was in some sort of compartment"Where the hell am I?" He said.( waiting for area desription I will post more afterwards.)

[Relm Zephyrous]

"Oh, really?" Relm inquired, forgetting about her previous wanting of the knowledge of necromancy, this was much more interesting. This was something she had waited for her whole life, *Of twenty minutes*, and she was finally going to figure it out, once and for all. And with that she closely tailed Pyros through whatever things he wanted to drag them through, and laughed to herself while watching everyone else to see if they were coming. Although, seeing Mauve Mage coming along after not having noticed her being around for ages, Relm dropped back to be nearby Mauve, for whatever reasons her mind had on it currently, seemingly unaware that she was very angry at the moment.