NPF Avatars 6 - Page 9

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 07-05-2008, 05:11 PM

Stepping out of the portal, Hawk scanned his new environs, glad that at the very least they hadn't entered some twisted hell dimension or been instantly vaporised because the place happened to be made of anti-matter or any number of horrible fates that could've have awaited them.

But then he looked a little closer and realised this place might just in fact be a twisted hell dimension, in it's own twisted way. It was sickeningly, bright and cheerful, almost too cheerful.

"Good god, what kind of nightmare is this??" He asked aloud to no one in particular. It was then he realised that everyone seemed to now have words, names even, floating above their heads, but not all of them were quite right, at least the ones he knew anyway.

With a great deal of trepidation, he looked up at his own, only to find it was still the same. "Well, that's something at least."

With his immediate concerns addressed, he figured it was time to attempt "Operation; Let's Get A Plot Already!"

"Oy, Pyr-whatever your name is now, you have some stuff to explain, and no more putting it off, you here?!"

PyrosNine · 07-05-2008, 05:13 PM

"Yes. Yes I am. I am the party leader." PYros turned to TDK. "WHat's she talking about? What are you talking about?"

Nikose Tyris · 07-05-2008, 05:13 PM

"Hmm, I'm gonna have to get Lobsang's thoughts on this before I trust you, Fenris." Nik said with a raised eyebrow. "You've been mean and you tried to hurt people and I need to make sure that you are on our side here."

"Hey, Lobsang! Over here!" He called. Nik let his hand slip to grasp the hilt of Nenyel. "I need your opinion on something."

TDK · 07-05-2008, 05:15 PM

"Well," TDK said to Pyre Rose "you're the clan leader, aren't you?"

Seran · 07-05-2008, 05:19 PM

Exseran Disorder glanced around a few times. "All of you seem new to this. Did you just come in from one of the beginner islands?" she inquired. "You didn't skip any of the steps or tutorials, did you?" It seemed that way to her. Had they come from the newbie islands, they would not be so bothered by their nametags. They were also already in clans. She examined the clantags specifically, as if not familiar with them.

"Hm..." She would have liked to say something, but Exseran Disorder decided to allow these people a chance to talk before inquiring further. This was a very curious scenario right here.

Steel Shadow · 07-05-2008, 05:20 PM

"Bleep bleep bleep bleep ble bleep.*" Lobsang muttered as he walked over to Nik. Then he saw Fenris von Wolfe. "Bl! Bl, ble, ble'e bl bleep? Bleeep blee blee bl.**" He asked, suddenly nervous and his hand on his sword. He hadn't forgotten what had happened last time they'd met. That hammer had hurt!

*No, you really don't want a translation.
**Ah! Uh, hey, how's it going? Please don't kill me.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche · 07-05-2008, 05:27 PM

I'm not good with puns! I'm sorry! don't fail me had found a nearby tree and was calmly attempting to win a staring contest with his own name in order to force it to change. As the name seemed to lack eyeballs this was proving to be quite a challenge, but again, as the name lacked eyeballs it couldn't really see him blinking. What resulted from this was a staring contest with no winner and no name changing.

Finally getting bored he stood up and wandered over to Nikose, muttering something about the world they'd found themselves in being a horrible inescapable nightmare...

Tophat · 07-05-2008, 05:27 PM

Tophat came wafting down from the sky, using his umbrella as a parachute. Landing neatly he proceeded to fold up his umbrella an began to lean on it.

"Hey guys, I had to put my credit card details in like 100 times before they let me in, that's why I'm late to the party. What quest we doing?"

Nikose Tyris · 07-05-2008, 05:28 PM

"He makes you nervous too? Very well then." Nik nodded. "I shall make it my solemn duty to ensure that I keep an eye on hi- LOOK A BUNNY!" Nik~Nik dashed off to catch it.

***Fenris*** · 07-05-2008, 05:28 PM

Thankfully, Fenris spoke bleep.

"Bleep blebleep bleep bleep blbleep.* Bl-bl-bl-eepeep bleep bl bleep bleep blbleeplbl.** Bleep bleep blbleepbleepbleep bleep b-bleep bleep blp!*** Bleep blblblbleep?****" Fen looked at the man who was holding his sword.

"Bleepbleepblebleep?*****" he asked, sympathetically.

*I'm sorry about that.
**I was given the order to kill you by shiney.
***He said that you guys were invading NPF!
****Can you forgive me?
*****How's your back doing?

07-05-2008, 05:13 PM	#82
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	"Yes. Yes I am. I am the party leader." PYros turned to TDK. "WHat's she talking about? What are you talking about?" __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

07-05-2008, 05:20 PM	#86
Steel Shadow Mild Psychosis Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Aroundabouts thereish. Posts: 1,246	"Bleep bleep bleep bleep ble bleep." Lobsang muttered as he walked over to Nik. Then he saw Fenris von Wolfe. "Bl! Bl, ble, ble'e bl bleep? Bleeep blee blee bl." He asked, suddenly nervous and his hand on his sword. He hadn't forgotten what had happened last time they'd met. That hammer had hurt! No, you really don't want a translation. **Ah! Uh, hey, how's it going? Please don't kill me. __________________ Yeah, I'm understating. I do that sometimes.

07-05-2008, 05:27 PM	#88
Tophat Shyguy Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: UK Posts: 143	Tophat came wafting down from the sky, using his umbrella as a parachute. Landing neatly he proceeded to fold up his umbrella an began to lean on it. "Hey guys, I had to put my credit card details in like 100 times before they let me in, that's why I'm late to the party. What quest we doing?" __________________ From time to time Minutes and hours Some move ahead while Some lag behind It's like the balloon that Rise and then vanish This drop of hope That falls from his eyes

07-05-2008, 05:28 PM	#90
*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	Thankfully, Fenris spoke bleep. "Bleep blebleep bleep bleep blbleep.* Bl-bl-bl-eepeep bleep bl bleep bleep blbleeplbl. Bleep bleep blbleepbleepbleep bleep b-bleep bleep blp!* Bleep blblblbleep?**" Fen looked at the man who was holding his sword. "Bleepbleepblebleep?**" he asked, sympathetically. I'm sorry about that. I was given the order to kill you by shiney. He said that you guys were invading NPF! *Can you forgive me? *How's your back doing? __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE**" - shiney

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07-05-2008, 05:15 PM	#84
TDK Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Reality Posts: 2,914	"Well," TDK said to Pyre Rose "you're the clan leader, aren't you?"

07-05-2008, 05:19 PM	#85
Seran Monty Mole Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 875	Exseran Disorder glanced around a few times. "All of you seem new to this. Did you just come in from one of the beginner islands?" she inquired. "You didn't skip any of the steps or tutorials, did you?" It seemed that way to her. Had they come from the newbie islands, they would not be so bothered by their nametags. They were also already in clans. She examined the clantags specifically, as if not familiar with them. "Hm..." She would have liked to say something, but Exseran Disorder decided to allow these people a chance to talk before inquiring further. This was a very curious scenario right here.