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EVILNess · 09-06-2010, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by EvilEarl

1. Claim yourself to be in a minority.
2. Get yourself fired from your job.
3. Sue company for discrimination.
4. Use earnings to run for Congress and become the main swing vote.
5. Accept any and all bribes and buy an emergency space ship if the FBI tries to arrest you.

I think I have seen that movie!

Nique · 09-06-2010, 04:37 PM

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1. Claim yourself to be in a minority.
2. Get yourself fired from your job.
3. Sue company for discrimination.

I want this like so hard.

Amake · 09-06-2010, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth SS

During every man's life, he will have a conversation with a friend where they decide that opening a bar is a good idea.

It is not. Neither is starting a band.

But if no one did, then there would be no bars or bands?

Aldurin · 09-06-2010, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

But if no one did, then there would be no bars or bands?

No place to get drunk and no way to drown out your significant other's voice? Nooo!!

Amake · 09-07-2010, 01:05 AM

I could live without bars, but do you realize that bands do more than play loud concerts? If no one started bands there would be no music. Except by solo artists. Imagine if Madonna and Nine Inch Nails were the only musicians in the world. And then forget about it because they have backup bands and one man bands. Imagine if Insane Genius was the world's only musician. (Hi CC.)

EVILNess · 09-07-2010, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by EVILNess

Quit. I know people will say that it isn't always that simple, but unless you have absolutely zero skills and no prospects or have a dependent counting on your paycheck to live then it really is.

If it makes you unhappy and there is no concrete reason to keep doing it, then why are you still doing it?

Letting work drive you to suicide is such a far out notion to me. If it's that bad, then stop.

At the very least look for another job while you continue to work the one you hate, find one, and then tell the old employers to fuck off and die you don't need their damn reference.

In short, quit. Life is too damn short for you to piss and moan about your job.

P-Sleazy · 09-07-2010, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

I could live without bars, but do you realize that bands do more than play loud concerts? If no one started bands there would be no music. Except by solo artists. Imagine if Madonna and Nine Inch Nails were the only musicians in the world. And then forget about it because they have backup bands and one man bands. Imagine if Insane Genius was the world's only musician. (Hi CC.)

There's always Haley Dries.

Professor Smarmiarty · 09-07-2010, 09:13 AM

All music would be produced by lone men on synthesizers and it would be glorious.
The synthesizer can simulate all instruments (except the basoon) and thus is mathematically superior to all other instruments (except the basoon).

Aldurin · 09-07-2010, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

All music would be produced by lone men on synthesizers and it would be glorious.
The synthesizer can simulate all instruments (except the basoon) and thus is mathematically superior to all other instruments (except the basoon).

And then someone would find a formula to simulate the basoon and then all of the world's music would come from creative geeks in their mother's basments.

Professor Smarmiarty · 09-07-2010, 10:19 AM

The basoon is a highly complex instrument. It will perplex technicians for many years to come.

09-07-2010, 01:05 AM	#15
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	I could live without bars, but do you realize that bands do more than play loud concerts? If no one started bands there would be no music. Except by solo artists. Imagine if Madonna and Nine Inch Nails were the only musicians in the world. And then forget about it because they have backup bands and one man bands. Imagine if Insane Genius was the world's only musician. (Hi CC.) __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

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09-07-2010, 09:13 AM	#18
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	All music would be produced by lone men on synthesizers and it would be glorious. The synthesizer can simulate all instruments (except the basoon) and thus is mathematically superior to all other instruments (except the basoon).

09-07-2010, 10:19 AM	#20
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	The basoon is a highly complex instrument. It will perplex technicians for many years to come.