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Unread 05-13-2005, 03:54 PM   #1
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Default Wendy's Chili Finger Exposed as a hoax.

Good. I hope they string this moron up for this. Apparently the owner of the finger she "found" in her bowl of Wendy's chili has been found, and the whole thing was an extortion attempt. As we all knew from the start, but now they have the proof they needed.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/wendy_s_finger
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Unread 05-14-2005, 01:39 AM   #2
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Was the owner of the finger the leopard woman?

Some woman in California got her finger bit off by a leopard and the hospital lost it, and when this story first broke she claimed it was her finger in the chili. That really made for a neat headline. Also, the woman came from "Rural Pahrump Nevada" which is the best name ever.
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Unread 05-14-2005, 11:08 AM   #3
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This seems more like it belongs in General.
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Unread 05-14-2005, 11:13 AM   #4
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I heard of this, I think the finger was from her dead grandmother or something.
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Unread 05-14-2005, 12:10 PM   #5
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No... the finger was from an associate of her husband's. Did no one actually read the linked story before posting?

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It didn't belong to a dead aunt of Anna Ayala, who made the claim. Nor was the owner a woman who got too friendly with her pet leopard.

The finger came from a man who lost it in an industrial accident and gave it to the husband of Ayala, who allegedly planted it in a scam to get money.
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Unread 05-14-2005, 12:13 PM   #6
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Ah, sorry. I heard about in my World Geography class(we cover a news story every day). Guess someone in class was misinformed when we talked about this.
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Wow, a lot of people were after that chili finger.
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Unread 05-16-2005, 09:06 AM   #8
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No... the finger was from an associate of her husband's.
You know...that had to be a weird conversation.

Joe: Hey, Bob! Can I talk to you a moment?
Bob: Well, I'd like to, but I'm on my way to the hospital to have my finger reattached...
Joe: Actually, I was wondering if I could borrow your finger.
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Unread 05-18-2005, 06:02 PM   #9
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aw man, i freakin work at wendys and during that whole finger thing, i'd get at least 50 million people telling the exact same joke. it drove me crazy but i had to smile and laugh everytime. anyway, yeah, i'm glad its over and resolved.
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Unread 05-18-2005, 10:53 PM   #10
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Bah, it was only a matter of time before something like this happened. People sue restaurant chains for the stupidest things (my coffee was too hot!) and usually win; it was only a matter of time before someone decided to take advantage of the system.
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