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Unread 11-02-2008, 09:54 AM   #1
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Default The curious strategy guide. How will you use it?

One day, you walk into a store that you could swear wasn't there yesterday. It has all kinds of little oddities, but your eye is drawn to a strange magazine; a videogame strategy guide. On the cover, is an anime-character that looks suspiciously similar to you. The guide promises cheat codes, hidden rooms, hidden characters, and a guide to all possible endings. Curious about the game, you page through some of the book. Oddly, it doesn't list what system it is for, but after awhile, you notice that it seems to refer to events from your own life in a strange, objective sort of way. You purchase the book, and the shop's aged owner warns you "beware the price of knowledge," before cackling as you leave the shop in a daze. When you turn around, the shop is, of course, gone.

You look down at the strategy guide again, and notice that the page you are on details exactly how to find the little shop. Apparently, buying food for that homeless guy yesterday was a good idea. Now, will you turn to the next page? If you do, how much will you use the book? In addition to information, it has a standard array of cheat codes, like max money, which will put a full year's pay from your current job in your bank account, but never go above that, infinite ammo, and all the other boring cheats. Cheat codes require strange tasks of you, like buying two bags of doritos, and taking a single bite out of each one.
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Unread 11-02-2008, 10:53 AM   #2
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I would use it to find all the hidden nicotine "powerups" and get a promotion. Other than that I really don't have much use for it.

....except for maybe bonus content.
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Unread 11-02-2008, 10:55 AM   #3
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I would get ten jobs (probably graveyard shift since they're highest pay> and use the money cheat code.

Then relax for a while.
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Unread 11-02-2008, 11:17 AM   #4
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Phase one. We will freak out.
Phase two. Wacky powers, so funny!
Phase three. We can save Earth and people who are living in it, whoo!
Phase four. We are egoistic assholes and we want all the money and the power.

For some people there's no phase two or phase three.
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I would definitely read through some of the sections before the present. And yes, probably the cheat codes.
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Unread 11-02-2008, 12:05 PM   #7
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Flying cars FTW!

Also I'd spawn all those cars and tanks that I'd never be able to get otherwise. Then comes Godmode, naturally.
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Unread 11-02-2008, 12:26 PM   #8
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I'd open multiple bank accounts and use the money cheat, as well as use the one that unlocks the super awesome badass ship with all the best weapons and the fastest acceleration and all that fancy jazz.

I'd also look at all the pretty pictures. They're always pretty.
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Unread 11-02-2008, 12:32 PM   #9
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Money cheat. Maybe sift through some of the more bizarre cheatcodes.

But of course, those really bizzare codes require a gameshark.
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Unread 11-02-2008, 01:13 PM   #10
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Money cheat. Maybe sift through some of the more bizarre cheatcodes.

But of course, those really bizzare codes require a gameshark.
I am imagining an anthropomorphic shark with sunglasses. Who talks like the Fonz.
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