OH GOD BIOWARE WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE

[Krylo]

Originally Posted by Kerensky287

Well, duh! You can't have Thresher Maws in space.

...

...Or can you?

Well they live everywhere else. I don't see why not.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Originally Posted by Kerensky287

Well, duh! You can't have Thresher Maws in space.

...

...Or can you?

If you STUDIED THE IN DEPTH LORE AND WORLD BUILDING OF ME1
they can live on Asteroids and use a version of photosynthesis that involves radiation from stars and minerals from rocks.

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by Krylo

Mordin's super old, anyway. You can't expect me to flirt with him. He probably dies of old age half way through.

Krylo's definition of great characterization in fictional mediums: "Can I flirt with her?"
I was wondering why you loved Vriska so much. Now I know! Things like character development, depth of personality, sense of humor, heart and soul, those things just don't matter to you!

[Kerensky287]

Gods above, Karesh, you're undermining YOURSELF now!

First you say Thresher Maws can't solve everything, THEN you say we can store them in asteroids to throw at Reapers!

I see why they call you "half assed."

EDIT FOR ABOVE: I hope Vriska is romanceable in ME3.

[Krylo]

Sure they do.

But only if I can flirt with them.

...I mean you don't see me off romancing Jacob, do you?

Of course you don't

because I close all the shades before staring at his rippling abs oh god why is he so attractive but so cardboard why isn't there a one night stand option with him.

[Aerozord]

Originally Posted by "Half Assed" Karesh

Pandering might work. But there's no evidence that pandering like this does, will or ever did work. Contrary to what you said what made Mass Effect successful was a good story, good characters, and good game play

Doesn't mean they wont include some fanservice in the hopes it will help. I have seen stuff from game developers "women in revealing outfits to attract male customers" does actually appear in design documents and its considered a good move by investors.

Not saying they are doing this, I always thought Mass Effect handled relationships in a mature manner, for the most part. Being able to sit in a strip club less so.

But in marketing "sex sells" is still their mantra.

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by Kerensky287

EDIT FOR ABOVE: I hope Vriska is romanceable in ME3.

You would be the type who'd want to seduce a thirteen year old six solar sweeps girl.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Acid attacks ignore kinetic barriers, but the Thresher maws themselves aren't acid attacks.

Originally Posted by Kerensky287

Gods above, Karesh, you're undermining YOURSELF now!

First you say Thresher Maws can't solve everything, THEN you say we can store them in asteroids to throw at Reapers!

I see why they call you "half assed."

EDIT FOR ABOVE: I hope Vriska is romanceable in ME3.

Why would you though? You can fire a rock the size of a fist and impact with the force of a nuclear bomb if you get it going fast enough. The logistics of building a storage unit capable of holding the thresher maws which can lead into loading the thresher maws and then firing the thresher maws at that same level of speed to do that same level of damage is unreal.

It kind of comes back to how insane the whole thing is because until he was thrown off by the Citadel reverse hack or whatever Sovereign had shrugged off everything the council could throw at it. Including Mass Effect charged weaponry!

[Krylo]

Originally Posted by Solid Snake

You would be the type who'd want to seduce a thirteen year old six solar sweeps girl.

Well Shepard totally is.

If it has an orifice he's sticking his genitals into it. Even if its bodily fluids are literally poison to him. And vice versa.

[Loyal]

Vriska has been shown to be into older men, and given all the other terrible things about Troll society I wouldn't be surprised if there was no such thing as statutory - wow I just said that.