[buttz tag here plz] NPF Chapter 1: Meh-herp-e-derp

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ES: Did I mention Ninja (+) was a passive class?
ES: Look at all the Derp spreading around, it's glorious.

Originally Posted by IG

So you are... "buying" techniques but refuse to acknowledge MP? Funny.

Also, screw y'all. You don't seem to appreciate my efforts. I'm keeping the phallus in check and you pretend like I'm not even doing anything, like it still needs to be fought. Fuck you. I tamed it. It will do as I please, and what I want it to do now is to screw you over. And over and over and over.

ES: I "bought" it with negative boondollars.
ES: I actually made money buying my Derp fraymotifs.
ES: And apparently when I use one other people start derping around me.
ES: It is fantastic.
ES: Also I stopped messing with your phallus like a page and a half ago, I switched to derpkind to counter Fifth's massive Fail Bomb.