The War Game Generator - Create your own generic war game complete with boxart!

Regulus Tera · 10-28-2008, 06:24 PM

http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/

Example:

Go wild, kiddos.

Kerensky287 · 10-28-2008, 06:36 PM

It's a sci-fi wargame. You fight the crab people.

An educational game. Because, y'know, the western front was full of jungle.

And finally...

Uwe Boll's 1969 Tunnel Rats!

EDIT: Bonus feature.

Journey to the Center of the Earth - Propaganda Edition.

phil_ · 10-28-2008, 06:43 PM

A game about an idealistic Nazi that the kids will love. With pointer-based aiming and a variety of motion "enhanced" minigames. You and the whole family will fight for the Father Land until dawn. Also includes an alternate mode where you fight for Germany as a wandering samurai, since the first time I checked the link for the image, a guy with a katana walking into the sunset replaced Mr. Soldier there.

A forgotten cult hit from the original Xbox. Drive your side to humiliating defeat in this unique take on war gaming. Score points by hitting speed boosts, skimming rails, and playing football with the enemy before ramping your army over bridges, hills, and enemy entrenchments. Online enhanced for sharing top scores and replays, and playing head-to-head in score and time versus modes. Are you a bad enough dude to drive your army into a guardrail and off a cliff?

This one speaks for itself.

Selfish Philanthropic · 10-28-2008, 06:57 PM

I don't think anything needs to be said.

Doesn't really seem like a "skirmish" to me. Note the "Early Childhood" rating.

TopHatAssassin · 10-28-2008, 07:01 PM

Because nothing says "stealth" like a whole convoy of armoured trucks backed up by a helicopter all rumbling through a blown-out urban landscape.

I just find the pathetic fallacy amusing in this picture.

Krylo · 10-28-2008, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Because nothing says "stealth" like a whole convoy of armoured trucks backed up by a helicopter all rumbling through a blown-out urban landscape.

So you didn't see the sniper nest, either, then?

Also: I'm right now not quite sure how this thread is anything that is not spam.

Your challenge: Explain it to me.

Victory means the thread stays open, failure means I close it for being another ridiculous generator thing that requires no thought, or input to create 'funny' images... that aren't funny.

Donomni · 10-28-2008, 07:04 PM

Never underestimate the power of crabs! Fight the good CRAB BATTLE against all odds, with endless amounts of pinchery at your disposal! Make War, not Crab Cakes!

Edit: Aw, geez, really Krylo? Crap.

Kerensky287 · 10-28-2008, 07:06 PM

Brokeback Mountain, WW2 edition.

Thylacine · 10-28-2008, 07:09 PM

Patriots until what?

I don't think they'll be getting any medals.

Selfish Philanthropic · 10-28-2008, 07:09 PM

Well, it's entirely your opinion as to whether or not these images are funny. Whether or not it is humorous really shouldn't be the criterion on which this thread is based, however. It decisively parodies war games, which have become all too generic and propagandish.

"Attack During the Attack"? "Nazi Without Mercenary"? Ridiculous, yes, but basically the sole subject matter for the vast majority of these games. One could also see it as a criticism of our country's glorification of violence, of our obsession not only with war, but with a "normal war", with clear divisions between the participants. This is especially noticeable in a time when we do not have a clearly-defined enemy.

But I could be totally wrong, and you will do what you want anyways, being a mod and all.

10-28-2008, 06:24 PM	#1
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	The War Game Generator - Create your own generic war game complete with boxart! http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/ Example: Go wild, kiddos. Last edited by Regulus Tera; 10-28-2008 at 06:28 PM.

10-28-2008, 06:36 PM	#2
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	It's a sci-fi wargame. You fight the crab people. An educational game. Because, y'know, the western front was full of jungle. And finally... Uwe Boll's 1969 Tunnel Rats! EDIT: Bonus feature. Journey to the Center of the Earth - Propaganda Edition. __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime Last edited by Kerensky287; 10-28-2008 at 06:43 PM.

10-28-2008, 06:43 PM	#3
phil_ Just sleeping Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: At home, probably in bed. Posts: 6,482	A game about an idealistic Nazi that the kids will love. With pointer-based aiming and a variety of motion "enhanced" minigames. You and the whole family will fight for the Father Land until dawn. Also includes an alternate mode where you fight for Germany as a wandering samurai, since the first time I checked the link for the image, a guy with a katana walking into the sunset replaced Mr. Soldier there. A forgotten cult hit from the original Xbox. Drive your side to humiliating defeat in this unique take on war gaming. Score points by hitting speed boosts, skimming rails, and playing football with the enemy before ramping your army over bridges, hills, and enemy entrenchments. Online enhanced for sharing top scores and replays, and playing head-to-head in score and time versus modes. Are you a bad enough dude to drive your army into a guardrail and off a cliff? This one speaks for itself. __________________ Be T-Rexcellent to each other, tako. Last edited by phil_; 10-28-2008 at 06:57 PM.

10-28-2008, 06:57 PM	#4
Selfish Philanthropic Homestardansen Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Floor-ih-duh! Posts: 178	I don't think anything needs to be said. Doesn't really seem like a "skirmish" to me. Note the "Early Childhood" rating. __________________ "To convince someone of the truth, it is not enough to state the truth, rather one must find the way from error to truth." -Ludwig Wittgenstein "Man can find meaning in life, short and perilous as it is, only through devoting himself to society." -Albert Einstein Last edited by Selfish Philanthropic; 10-28-2008 at 07:03 PM.

10-28-2008, 07:01 PM	#5
TopHatAssassin Like a millionaire Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 637	Because nothing says "stealth" like a whole convoy of armoured trucks backed up by a helicopter all rumbling through a blown-out urban landscape. I just find the pathetic fallacy amusing in this picture. __________________ Aye, num nums indeed.

10-28-2008, 07:04 PM	#7
Donomni Would you deign to supply me food? Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tampa Bay Area, Florida Posts: 2,004	Never underestimate the power of crabs! Fight the good CRAB BATTLE against all odds, with endless amounts of pinchery at your disposal! Make War, not Crab Cakes! Edit: Aw, geez, really Krylo? Crap. __________________ Dance your cares away! Chirrrrrrp. Also, dead blog.

10-28-2008, 07:06 PM	#8
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	Brokeback Mountain, WW2 edition. __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime

10-28-2008, 07:09 PM	#9
Thylacine Bullet Bill Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minecraft Posts: 268	Patriots until what? I don't think they'll be getting any medals.

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