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Unread 05-29-2008, 02:18 PM   #1
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Default That Movie Is Totally Not so Bad That It Physically Hurts You

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Silence of the Lambs

Blade Runner

Airplane and Naked Gun



I mean what the hell man?

EDIT: By the above, I'm actually asking for a question. I'm really confused how someone could consider all of those movies, which are either "great" or "sheer awesome", bad.

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Unread 05-29-2008, 02:23 PM   #2
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Everything from the Olsen twins

DOG movies that arent K-9

Denis the menace

Most of the american horror films made from Japanese horror films (the eye? yeah...)
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Unread 05-29-2008, 02:31 PM   #3
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2001 A Space Odyssey

I win the thread.
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Unread 05-29-2008, 02:33 PM   #4
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2001 A Space Odyssey

I win the thread.
2001, while not amazing, was pretty decent.

The only movie I have ever just walked out of the theatre on because I just couldn't watch it is Eragon.
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Unread 05-29-2008, 02:34 PM   #5
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Silence of the Lambs; I got 40 minutes through this, realised nothing had happened yet and turned it off before my brain died. Probably the least gripping film ever.
Go back, and finish watching it before you even dare set foot in the vicinity of this forum again.

Seriously.
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In fact this applies to all parody type movies, such as Airplane and Naked Gun, because they are all dreadful and completely unfunny.
So you're just against being happy and enjoying yourself, aren't you? I shall keep calling you Mr. Bitterness.

Anyway there is another movie I can't stand to watch, from horrible plot, horrible acting, and characters I couldn't give a fuck about.

I call it Attack of the Clones.
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Unread 05-29-2008, 02:40 PM   #6
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Can we have a moratorium on 'winning' the thread? It seems like everyone's claiming they have with each post.

After my rant on Batman and Robin I'd also like to go for Invincible, this awful TBS movie. I know I could have just said "TBS movie" and you'd have gotten the idea but this one was beyond bad.

It's like, five martial artists from different schools are told, hey, they need to save the world. They then spend the entire movie explaining that they need to fight their enemy, but that they need to LOVE HIM, because LOVE IS YOUR SHIELD AND SWORD and other Happy Hugz Tiem morals.

So they go through this big fight scene with five equally unnamed henchmen before pulling out their Magical Crystal Balls and obliterating them with Power Rangers-esque "FINISH HIM" sort of moment, then they all run in and their mentor is fighting the dude off and they all yell "LOVE YOUR ENEMY!" And then the mentor that told them that thinks really hard about how much he loves his enemy and then there's a white burst of energy and the movie's over.

There's stuff that was awful about this movie I don't think I was able to convey, like the 'dream sequence' where they spend the entire three-minute scene with this loud chant of "LOVE IS YOUR SHIELD AND SWORD".

Damn that movie sucked so hard.
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Unread 05-29-2008, 03:06 PM   #7
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Frozen Impact. A man has to bring a liver to the town hospital so that his son can get a transplant and live, but he and his daughter (who's along for the ride) are constantly assaulted by killer hail the size of baseballs.

I don't see the problem with Batman and Robin. I mean sure, it was pretty terrible. But it had Arnold and that Silverstone woman in a skintight Batsuit. If anything, Arnold made that movie because he's so goddamn GAR.
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Steven Seagal Movies Are Bad!

Nuff'said!
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Unread 05-29-2008, 03:15 PM   #9
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Why are these movies being talked about in a thread for movies that are NOT so bad that they hurt you... most of those sound pretty painful.
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Unread 05-29-2008, 03:30 PM   #10
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Because it was named so similairly to the last thread that everyone assumed that it was a continuation of it.
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