Naming myself grand ruler of the forums. Deal with it.

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by batgirl

Sooo...my family and I have decided to join up. Viva La Mauve!

Matt, the People have spoken to me, and as the sole representative of the People's Will, I have been instructed to grant you the position of our Republic's War Minister.

Your first orders are to execute [BAN] this awful dissident who dares speak lies about our glorious socialist regime.

[synkr0nized]

Originally Posted by Solid Snake

Matt, the People have spoken to me, and as the sole representative of the People's Will, I have been instructed to grant you the position of our Republic's War Minister.

Your first orders are to execute [BAN] this awful dissident who dares speak lies about our glorious socialist regime.

Originally Posted by Solid Snake

Matt, [...]

Oh, never mind then.

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Also, "merge users" is for when we need to use the fusion dance to defeat particularly tricky forum opponents. You should be glad you didn't see what happened when shiney didn't do one of the moves correctly.

[MSperoni]

I'm no War Minister!

Snake, this is MADNESS.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Originally Posted by MSperoni

I'm no War Minister!

Snake, this is MADNESS.

If you know that much then you know what you must do! Ignore those orders from Snake, and ban him instead! Then you will have seized three things: Snake's ability to post, the sucurity of these forums, and the future!

Harden your resolve. Only then can you restore this place to its proper course.

[Solid Snake]

Et tu, Karesh?

[MSperoni]

I will not be an executioner!

All I do is foment discord and raise people to positions of supremacy.

[Overcast]

I now, with clear and certain mind, do claim the territory of Games and Roleplaying to be independent of the NPF. Henceforth to be known as the Dreamlands.

[Flarecobra]

Wasn't that how Australia was made?

[Intern Nin]

*CLACK*



That is enough!



This bickering has gone on for far too long. A nation cannot hope to stay remotely functional if the Head of State is being ousted and replaced by a new lunatic every hour. We are a just and lawful despotic cyber-state, are we not?



Because of this, I believe the matter of conquest can and will be decided in a court of law.



Many of you have laid claim to throne, yet no one has actually presented valid reasoning to back it up.



While I owe my position to the victor of the first successful coup, my loyalties are to no leader.



Because I totally lied about giving my support to Mauve! (Imagine that.)



In any case, this makes me a fair and impartial judge to preside over the matter of who is rightful ruler of this forum.


The court will hear arguments of "Empress" Mauve Mage, "Glorious Leader" Solid Wall O'Text Snake, and...



...




Good Beerus, has Overcast thrown his hat into the Baby War too?



Whever, the court will hear Joshua Norton II's argument as well. Might as well make it a full courthouse of wallabees.



I suggest the "Leaders" confer with their counsel before we begin.



And I think it goes without saying that any further revolutions that take place while court is in session will be null, void, and not tolerated in the least.



I.E.- You be automatically found guilty of being a witch. And you know what we do with witches.

[Overcast]

*insert box head sprites here*

The roleplay section has been its own monster for years, above and beyond the petty infighting of the rest of the forum since such infighting actually became stylish. It has been my primary home in the NPF since I was a boy, and taught me what roleplaying is allowing that small blessing to become a part of my life. I do not claim ownership, simply that we become what we always were.

Our own people.