NPF Avatars 6 Ch. 4: The trouble with Moogles.

[PyrosNine]

"Because I'm sexy!" Pyre Rose commented, resting her legs, though quickly got back on HIS feet because few people would recall where this name was first used, and as to what gender.

Interin_Nin had a conversation with the NPC that was certainly productive.

"Oh, today is Moogle day, Kupo! We're giving out free moogle suits for the occasion, here in Mogtopia, kupo! help...mee.. IT"S RIGHT OVER THERE! KUPO!" The figure pointed, as if he hadn't a soul, pointing at a large building that had a large banner on it's front reading:

"Free Moogle Suits here! (Nothing evil about this!)

Pyre Rose did notice that getting things in town was pretty easy, especially from the townsfolk themselves, as he stole a new +1 sword for himself directly in front of the Moogle-Clad smithy, who seemed to sweat a bit as Pyros ran his hands down the sword.

"That's... 100 gold....Kupo!"

"What? For this crap? I bet I can break it with my bare hands! See?"

Pyre Rose proceeded to break said sword with his bare hands.

A tear went down the smithy's otherwise expressionless face.

"Oh well, I'll be off, and taking like, 12 of these. I'm sure they'll be good for throwing, I guess."

"Have...Have a nice day, Kupo!"

Relm-chan came over and talked to her favorite father figure/god figure, and told him about her suspicions.

Pyros ignored them and payed more attention to her collection of bottles.

"What do you think you're doing young lady, drinking Chocobo Juice at your age! Why, that stuff will rot your teeth, unfetter your mind and make you wake up in room next to some cowpoke with a lisp and his mom!"

Pyros took a max-elixir and looked it over. "Okay, this stuff looks alright, but you've got to be careful! You never know what some sort of deranged party member will spike your potion. Why, I heartell Newb was once only ONE person, but during a raid when he was trying pull Lord Fangduron of The Waves, he ended up downing a botched obedience potion that quickly split his mind into segments, making him the thing he is today! I also heard tells of him crashing into a cosmic prism, being an alien, and being stuck in one of those episodes where the main character is split into copies of himself with different personality quirks. Or he's just Newb. I hope you've learned something today."

"Now, let's see if the armor store has anything better than hardened cardboard to defend us from the reclamation forces that will probably hinder our takeover of this town for the secret ideological organization ATHWART!"

Meanwhile, SSB was being attacked by squirrelbots, who were just now pulling out their acorn carved knives. The leader, with his shades, calmly explained what they did to those who tipped their cows over. He said it in squirrel though, so it came off as kinda cute.

Then SSB got shanked!

Thadius on the other hand, moved the plot forward.

Just as he was about to step into what seemed to be the ONLY inn in this entire vast city, he heard a whisper.

<Survivorboy912: Psst! Dont enter this inn! If you do you'll be gone for sure! Go, go get help! And don't enter this inn! They'll attack, they're wai->

The whisper stopped suddenly, and mysteriously.

[The SSB Intern]

Aww sweet! He has rocks!

After putting a few rocks in his pocket, SSB jumpstarted his boots and flew over CT. With a dive, he took one last, highspeed ram into the broadside of a cow.

"Oww! Damn, what is this thing made of?!"
The crash made him spin out of control and fall into a blooming crop of rocks.

Dozens of red eyes surrounded him with an symphony of almost inaudible squeaks.

"No! Not the squirrels!"

Oh, and then he got shanked.

[phil_]

Phil sat down outside of town. "Listen, you guys have fun aggroing every guard in the game. I'm having no part in this. Killing guards gives no honor. Or something. Whatever. •Summon: Bunker." And, with that, Phil was encased in a Terran bunker, prepared for the terrible consequences of murdering an entire town for no reason. Well, either that, or he had no MMO Funny Money, and thusly couldn't buy anything in town, anyway.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

After Fenris Von Wolfes succesful deactivation of the censorship protocols, Hawks gift of the Babel fish became redundant. And then someone who he didn't know was hugging him, which confused and terrified Hawk.

After regaining his composure though, he realised everyone was giving Mauve presents. "Wait, it's Mauves birthday? Well, I don't want to seem cheap or anything," he muttered to himself, before walking over to the mage. "Here you go Mauve, have a Babel fish. It doesn't shoot fireballs or grenades or anything, but it's still very useful. And it's not like you really need any more firepower anyway. Oh, and sorry, I err, didn't have time to wrap it." He handed over the fish, before turning towards the town and examining it closely.

"So, who's up for forming a raiding party?" This town had to be filled with chests containing random loot.

[Bailey]

YKTTW had just gotten bored of running around hugging everybody randomly when Phil summoned a bunker. "Oh sweet! A bunker! I've been looking for one of these!"

YKTTW sauntered over nonchalantly, leaned against it, and disappeared it into his vest pocket.

"Can you make a sushi bar too? I have moneys and can pay."

[phil_]

"My... My bunker!" Phil cried. But, it was just a clever ruse. "How will I ever replace it? It's not like I can just summon another one. I'd need at least $13 to do that. You'll help me, right, YKTTW? I can summon a sushi bar for you, if you'll give me $13," Phil pleaded.

[Steel Shadow]

"Oh thank god. That got old like 10 pages ago. Thanks Fenris!" Lobsang cheered, pocketing the fish for possible later use. Then he wandered into town and started looking around.

"Moogles? Those cute little guys? I thought they lived under ground! Aww, it's nice to see their little societys advacing. I hope they haven't invented money yet..." He turned to a guard. At least he presumed it was a guard. It was stood by the door wearing slightly rediculous armour, so...

"Excuse me good sir, can you direct me to the nearest Inn and/or Potion shop?" He asked, turning a completly blind eye to the obvious signs all down the main road saying things like 'Potions Here!' or 'Relaxo Inn' and 'Free Gold and levels, visit shop this day, $50!'. The guard gave him a blank look.

"Welcome to Mogtopia, kupo!"

Lobsang twitched. "Don't make me hit you." He looked closer at the man. "And is that.. why are you wearing a Moogle costume?" he asked, giving the guard a weird look.

"Today is Moogle Day, kupo! Free costumes, kupo! Right over there, kupo!" Lobsang winced again. Right, he'd forgoten how annoying Moogles were. He glanced over at the costume building.

"Yeeeaahhh... I don't think so. And if you know what's good for you you'll get out of town. Some of the party don't mix well with your kind." He said in the most friendly threatning tone he could manage.

[Bailey]

YKTTW opened up his wallet and was greatly distressed.

"Oh man, I'm sorry, all I have are million gil bills. Will thirteen of those work? I have no idea what the exchange rate is."

In bartering with Phil, his size to fit powers kicked in and made him the perfect size to make deals with a hobbit. Precisely one inch shorter.

[phil_]

"How am I supposed to buy Soudwave with gil, huh?" Phil fumed. "Geeze, I'm ticked off at both of us. You for not having real money and me for screwing up such an easy scam. Bah." Phil stormed off into town. "•Dismiss." The bunker disappeared from YKTTW's pockets. "You didn't think I was going to let you keep that, did you?" he said while still walking. "I wouldn't be able to summon anything else." With a wave of his hand, Phil added, "I smell water. I'll be near the canals or something when you guys start trouble. Oh," Phil turned around to face YKTTW, "and don't eat summoned food. It disappears when I dismiss it, and I''m pretty sure that's unhealthy." Phil then turned back around and continued toward the lake.

[Bells]

Originally Posted by Hawk

"So, who's up for forming a raiding party?" This town had to be filled with chests containing random loot.

"Wooooooooooooooo raaaaaiding part-eh! " Bellsouth tossed his hands in the air like he didnt care.

"Maybe we can destroy their services of Communictain and enterteinment! So i can provice Sub-par alternatives! Is a sell 12 more combos i win a trip to the moon!!" Grasping his Laser Sword firmly in hand he looked around filled with courage and guts, and blood, and meat and bones.

"Let's save this town to death! And Let the birthday girl get the first kill because i forgot her present!!"