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01-03-2012, 11:38 AM | #21 |
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Argonian anything.
Be the badass Lizard
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01-03-2012, 11:42 AM | #22 |
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This, female as well.
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01-03-2012, 01:16 PM | #23 |
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Your reptilian brain fires up a few dusty synapses. 'Oh God. Gods? Whatever.' A sudden momentary flashback and you remember that you're not a Glorious Master Nord of Skyrim, a HolierThanThou Altmer, or even one of those douchebag Khajiit furries. You're an Argonian. 'A Godsdamned DRAGON.' Oh sure, people may scoff when he tell them he's a dragon, but the evidence is all there. Scales. Fire breath. Wings. Treasure hoard. Well, the fire tends to come from his hands than his mouth, and the wings haven't grown yet, but they're all Work-In-Progress. He also tends to keep his hoard stored in his seemingly-endless stomach, rather than the back of a cave, ready to regurgitate at a moment's notice. (He's not quite sure how that last one works, but he rolls with it) That's what it means to be Dragonborn, yes? Someone told you about the Dovahkiin a long time ago and you're completely convinced that you are, by all accounts, a dragon. Of course, the Lizard Freaks that look like you are obviously not dragons, and nobody in the world has seen a 'dragon' for years. They dispute your claims. You make counterarguments with drinking contests. ...seems like the last contest spun out of control just a little bit. You even started thinking dragons didn't exist. 'Well, I've got fire in my guts, and I'll show these Imperious Stormcapes to truly fear the name of... er...' What was your name, again?
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01-03-2012, 01:24 PM | #24 |
...Really?
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01-03-2012, 01:26 PM | #25 |
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Jeer-Amie
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01-03-2012, 01:35 PM | #26 | |
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01-03-2012, 01:37 PM | #27 |
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01-03-2012, 02:13 PM | #28 | |
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Dukaan-Unslaad.
Look that up. Seems appropriate enough, considering our "dragon's" drinking habits. (tip: UESP: Dragon language)
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01-03-2012, 02:19 PM | #29 |
Burn.
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Actually, forget my last suggestion for a name.
Eingana Named after a goddess of death. And if she dies, the world dies.
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01-03-2012, 02:19 PM | #30 |
Kawaii-ju
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Tchar-Li-Cheen. With a slient T and a "ssh" sound for the 'Ch'
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