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Not bad.
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Who needs sneak when you have illusion?
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Burn.
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Sorcery. Because you're a goddamn "dragon" baby! Why sneak when you can fry?
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BEARD IMPACT
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Whatever you choose, you have to take smithing as well and show off the perks of being able to make and improve your armor.
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War Incarnate
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Well you've already started using magics, may as well continue. Plus it'll be funny once he's throwing around massive explosive fireballs.
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Douchebag
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Probably somewhere in England.
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![]() ![]() The Mage Stone appears to make the shiniest lights, so Blinky gives it a few pokes until it stays lit. ![]() 'Skyrim seems horrible. Blasted, wretched landscape. Don't even remember crossing the border. So far I've been falsely arrested for drunk and disorderly behaviour, incinerated a few dozen times, nearly crushed a few more dozen times, stabbed, bitten, and mauled by bears. And that's not even counting the stuff that happened at Helgen.' ![]() '...yeah, a pardon for doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG. Stupid country. Can't wait to get back to Black Marsh. Now THAT's a decent swamp. Hopefully they've forgotten that thing with the... thingy that did the thing. Druidic Lord? Some kind of demon, anyway. Or a guy that looked like a demon.' ![]() 'Skyrim's all... pine trees and mountain streams and snow. Disgusting. Absolute wasteland. Even Morrowind looks better than this, and that had a giant rock fall on top of it. And that exploding volcano probably scorched the area less than what the Flappy Beastie is probably going to achieve in the next few days.' ![]() 'Best not stick around, at any rate. Morrowind, Hammerfell, even Cyrodiil are all probably better than here, and everyone in Cyrodiil has faces like... ugh. I better get some directions to the nearest border and skedaddle.' "Things look quiet enough here. Come on, there's my uncle. Uncle Alvor, hello!" '...or I can meet all the inbred family members of this dump. Great.' "Hadvar! What are you doing here? Are you on leave from... ![]() Blinky doesn't bother to listen to the small talk. ![]() "WELL DONE! THAT'S BECAUSE I WALKED PAST YOU A MINUTE AGO!" 'Inbreds.' ![]() 'Oh, for the love of...' "NO YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. I'M THE ONLY DRAGON HERE. DON'T LISTEN TO THE CRAZY WOMAN SEEING IMAGINARY HORRIBLE ROARING MONSTERS, THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NONE AROUND HERE. HELGEN IS TOTALLY FINE. Blinky ducks inside with Alvor and Hadvar. The townspeople are making funny looks. You hate it when that happens, although usually it takes a bit longer for the funny looks to start when you arrive somewhere new. ![]() The is the absolute worst part of today, bar none. Time to space out and not listen. ![]() Blinky isn't even hungry after someone mentions bears. ![]() ![]() ![]() You vaguely hear your name and "dragon" pop up a few times. Blahblahblah, you saved someone's life with your dragon breath from your hands. Dull. ![]() ![]() Vague mention of stabbing some Squallmantles. Joining the Legion? Warning Whiterun? Yeah, whatever. You're tired. ![]() What you could really use... ![]() 'Oh for bear's sake why does that never work.' ![]() Scratch that. What you could really use is a drink.
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Is this the part where we all offer suggestions again? Because seeing as you're already going to the pub then the only suggestion I can make is Nord Mead.
Lots and lots of it.
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Nonono. You drink everything, then go out and accept the nearest quest.
Hopefully this will
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Burn.
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Drink to prove that you're the best drinker in all the land.
Get in a fight. Wake up in a roadside ditch with your new best friend.
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Strike the Earth!
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Canada
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Travel to every tavern/inn/whatever in every city so you can find Sam Guevenne and get into a drinking contest with him.
e- oh wait he only shows up once you hit level 14. In that case do what Flare said.
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Douchebag
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Despite liberal application of a crowbar to my PC over the last fortnight, the latest patch isn't playing nicely with me. Even after an uninstall + reinstall. Seems to be issues with an ATI driver update. *sigh*
I -could- do a drunken update where everything is blacked out, because that's literally all I get. A black screen. But I had better plans.
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