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Unread 06-01-2004, 03:44 PM   #1
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Anyone got any good walmart pranks?

Heres one: Go to the "blood pressure" tester and run it. when its done yell out "IM GOING TO DIE!"
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Unread 06-01-2004, 04:47 PM   #2
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my blood pressure is always zero when i go there.

try: screaming "I LOVE TARGET!!!" in the middle of a line and see if you get thrown out.
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Unread 06-01-2004, 05:43 PM   #3
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Eh, this isn't really a prank, but me and a friend walked back into the car accessory section, dropped a stink bomb, and hid out in the music shop across the street, for a while. That's the limit to my Wally World nefariousness.
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Unread 06-01-2004, 05:56 PM   #4
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My friend used to steal pc games from target and come back the next day and the box he stole it from would be taped closed.
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Unread 06-01-2004, 06:01 PM   #5
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Well another prank would be to write on a bathroom stall "Want a good time? Call Ms. Wall @ wal-mart (925-6278)"
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another one would be "Uncrew the screws in the shopping cart wheels"
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Set up Army men wars.
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Set up Army men wars.
Ya. Buy a whole bunch of army men, and place them around wal-mart. you will need a few friends to help you out.
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares . . .see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you
people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

And last but not least...

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!
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9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
Whenever they say, "Security, scan all departments," I usually just raise both hands to my sides and flip the cameras off as I stalk through the store.
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