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Unread 11-28-2011, 02:46 AM   #1
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Seil "Conservapedia On Feminism" or "BACK IN THE KITCHEN, WOMAN!"

I know, link post. But it was the best laugh I've had in a while.

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Modern feminists:

shirk traditional gender activities, like baking
often condemn the God-Given order of gender roles, as laid out in the Holy Bible
object to being addressed as "ma'am," or feminine nicknames such as "sweetheart" or "honey"; object to other female-only names, such as "temptress"
pretend that there are no meaningful differences between men and women when that advances liberal causes (e.g., women and men equally in military combat, to weaken the U.S. military), but reject equality when that results in more money to women (e.g., VAWA funding of women's groups)
support of the homosexual agenda
I don't know if this is a joke site, like Christwire, and I know it's wrong to laugh at a political party just because they're somewhat... behind the times... but it's still a good laugh.

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Unread 11-28-2011, 02:57 AM   #2
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It's not a joke site. It's serious, but has been so infiltrated by Poes that it might as well be a satire site.

For the best laughs, look up their project to, no shit, rewrite the Bible to better express their views.

Edit: This. Right here.
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Unread 11-28-2011, 02:58 AM   #3
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Yeah, it's a genuine site.
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Unread 11-28-2011, 03:37 AM   #4
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Originally Posted by http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Terms
Powerful new conservative terms have grown at a geometric rate, roughly doubling every century. For each new conservative term originating in the 1600s,[2] there are two new terms originating in the 1700s, four new terms in the 1800s, and eight new terms in the 1900s, for a pattern of "1-2-4-8". This implies a conservative future and a correlation between conservatism and truth.


Also the talk page is fantastic and full of discussion on what constitutes a 'conservative' word.

That Essay and this one HAVE to be examples of Poe's Law.

Edit: Nevermind. The creator of the site wrote these. I lose Poe's Law Gambit forever.
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Unread 11-28-2011, 03:46 AM   #5
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Agitprop.

A conservative term.

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Unread 11-28-2011, 03:59 AM   #6
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I just made up 1000 terms for fetishistic latitudinarianism. It is now the new truth.
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What are you? Some kind of liberal?

E: Also I'm going to use the conservapedia approach and claim that words fetishisitic latitudinarians tend to use are in fact fetishistic latitudinarian words. Thus the last 1000 words in my posts will do.

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Unread 11-28-2011, 04:18 AM   #9
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I'm so conservative my computer is powered by illegal immigrants, who I simultaneously condemn and exploit, running in comically oversized hamster wheels.
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Unread 11-28-2011, 06:43 AM   #10
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Eight whole words in just a century? I guess that proves conservatism needs to change to survive as the world changes, and that since it can't develop new words and concepts at the same rate as other, useful ideas, it's in its nature to destroy itself.

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