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Unread 04-17-2004, 05:58 PM   #1
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Default Battle Royale: the Ultimate All-Purpose Versus Thread

Black Mage vs. Raistlin Majere? Batman vs. Auron? Carson Kressley vs. Pat Benatar? Goku vs. Tom Daschle? You want it, this thread's got it.

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Unread 04-17-2004, 06:50 PM   #2
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Well, let's start it all off with another goddamn cloud one:

Who would win?
Cloud with big ass sword?
or Fighter with Sword-chucks?
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Black vs Raistlin Majere...that's an interesting match-up. Assuming we're typing about pre-"Dragons of Summer Flame" Raistlin, Raistlin wins this one hands down. He's been fused with Fistandantilus, and then absorbed Fistandantilus from the past. He's the master of Past and Present, and all bow down to him. Black Mage might have been king of hell, but he was overthown; Raistlin's underlings know better than to tempt him. I mean, he was going to destroy the entire world of Krynn! Black Mage just wants to control it. Besides, Raistlin's golden skin easily shrugs off the Hadoken; just look what it did for him in the Trials.

Now, if it was post-"Dragons of Summer Flame" Raistlin, then BM wins because Raistlin's powers cease to exist after "Dragons of Summer Flame."
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Unread 04-17-2004, 06:55 PM   #4
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Well, Point Blank Total Anihilalation might be able to take Raistlin down, after all it is Total Anihilation.

I'd like to see a match: Sosa vs Brian.
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No. Raistlin was hit with Point Blank Total Annihiliation in the books. That's how I know it won't work.

[Edit]In fact, I think Raistlin's the only person capable of beating, or at least having a draw with, Auron.(HINT HINT)[/Edit]

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Unread 04-17-2004, 07:12 PM   #6
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ah.

Still waiting on that Brian/Sosa match.
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Brian vs Sosa would be a toughy. Because Sosa has the masturbation record, so he'd probably whip out his shlong on Brian. However, Brian, following the "pen is mightier than the sword" saying, would probably stab Sosa's schlong with a pen. At least, that's how the battle would start. Someone feel free to take over.
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well that may be, but there is also the fact that the Penis mighter than the sword.
Brian might start the battle, but be distracted by another Mega-Con, Sci fi-Con, Ex-Con or Con-air or something and leave in the middle of battle.
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PLEASE TO NOT BE MENTIONING SOSA'S COCK.
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Okay, sorry, Mashirosen.

Anyway, Brian would go to a convention, but Sosa(being a loser with no life of his own) will stalk Brian to the convention and continue the duel there. Brian would use his super powers of Fandom(since his fans would be at whatever convention he's at) so perform Fandoken on Sosa. And I'd be leading the charge, because I've written five or six E-mails to Sosa and haven't gotten a response, much less one of them in his column, whereas Brian has responded to all my E-mails I've written.
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