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Unread 03-29-2005, 06:41 PM   #11
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Sometimes the members of NPF just sit around and talk about fruit.

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Delirious treat: Why is it I get even less sleep when I'm on semester break?
Elmin Amaur: And why is the clown's will eating you?
spaceychick2003: can't type is more like it
Sasami Android: Because Oranges rock.
Sasami Android: ....what? They do.
RickZarber: Hmm.  I've the opposite problem.
spaceychick2003: Or rocks orange.....
Maxis2K: tangermelons keep Clone's at bay
Delirious treat: Meister no likey the oranges.
Maxis2K: clowns!
Maxis2K: GAH!
Maxis2K: I GIVE UP ON ENGLIS
Maxis2K: H
spaceychick2003: i nothing type right for ingleesh sucketh
Sasami Android: Maxis, you crack me up.
Elmin Amaur: Incoming!!!
Sasami Android: And Meister....how can you not like oranges?!
Maxis2K: -_-
spaceychick2003: *hides under desk*
Elmin Amaur: *Dives away from the entrance*
clollieman: Oranges?
Delirious treat: Oranges make me angry. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!
Elmin Amaur: Hmm...my invite must not have worked.
RickZarber: Look out, he's Mod'ing out!
clollieman: MY TEXT IS ORANGE! FEAR MY ORANGE TEXT OF MAKING-MEISTER-ANGRY-NESS!
clollieman: :DDD
Delirious treat: *blows up a random orange* Okay, that's better.
Sasami Android: IT'S KIM POSSIBLE!
spaceychick2003: *uses ray of frost on orange*
LethargyMan hat den Raum betreten.
Delirious treat: But seriously.
Sasami Android: KIM POSSIBLE IT MY HALF-UNCLE TWIN!
LethargyMan: Hello
spaceychick2003: Kim Possible is kool!
Delirious treat: I avoid the little buggers.
clollieman: YES I AM KIM POSSIBLE SASAMI AND I WILL KICK YOUR ASS WITH ORANGES :DDD
Elmin Amaur: No you won't Kim Possible!
Sasami Android: *gasp* NOt the Oranges!
Elmin Amaur: You'll have to kick my ass instead!!!
spaceychick2003: WELL I AM YOU BROTHER'S UNCLE'S HALF-BROTHER'S COUSIN'S FORMER ROOMMATE!
Delirious treat: Now, tangerines...
clollieman: o_O
Sasami Android: Suck
Sasami Android: *hates tangerines*
Maxis2K: tangerMELONS!
Elmin Amaur: I hate all forms of citrus.
spaceychick2003: CECTARINES!!!
Sasami Android: You are spacey? WHY DIDN'T YOU SEND ME A POSTCARD THEN?!
Delirious treat: At least they're easy to detect.
spaceychick2003: *NECTARINES
Sasami Android: ....those are good.
LethargyMan: Pummelos rock
Delirious treat: You can smell someone eating tangerines across the whole room. Then you can go over and bum some.
Maxis2K: I love this
clollieman: Aw, I was likin' the sound of them Cectarines. :{{{
Maxis2K: anyone played Suikoden III?
Delirious treat: Unless you hate them, in which case you're screwed.
Elmin Amaur: Heh, too much citrus in this state.
Sasami Android: *raises hand* 
Maxis2K: heh, I'm in a strategy battle
Delirious treat: Also, nectarines are too juicy for my taste.
Sasami Android: For real?
Maxis2K: ...I made Cecile able to take on everybody in the councils army -_-
Sasami Android: NICE.
Maxis2K: its pathetic
Delirious treat: Whenever I eat one the neighbours from below knock on my door and complain about the wet spots on their ceiling.
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Unread 03-29-2005, 09:11 PM   #12
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NPF'ers are the epitome of high society:

DruidofUndeath: What I want to know is who determined what words became swear words
Elmin Amaur: You lobster-back!
Sasami Android: why am I being given gifts/
RickZarber: fudgemonkies....
LethargyMan: Humbug!
DruidofUndeath: Up yours elephant toenail clipping
LethargyMan: Mee Crob
Elmin Amaur: Why does the sun rise SA?
DruidofUndeath: *gasp*
DruidofUndeath: The worst of the swears!
RickZarber: nah
LethargyMan: Indeed
RickZarber: that'd be BELGUIM!
RickZarber: crap, shocked y'all into silence...
DruidofUndeath: Ni!
RickZarber: *twitch*
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Unread 03-29-2005, 11:50 PM   #13
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pwned
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Kufu Reaper: Puns = teh sucks.
DruidofUndeath: You=teh sucks
DruidofUndeath: Puns=win
Sasami Android: Puns = Chair
Sasami Android: Chair pwns.
DruidofUndeath: Fire pwns chair
Kufu Reaper: Water pwns fire.
DruidofUndeath: Fire and water pwn each other
Maxis2K: wind p0wnz water
DruidofUndeath: Thus steam pwns all
Mysterious1711: Electricity pwns all
Darthlord Ragnos: Blackholes Pwn all
Sasami Android: Leaving chair intact, thus still pwning all.
DruidofUndeath: Blackholes suck
DruidofUndeath: Eunechs pwn chair
Kufu Reaper: *pokes Druid in the brian*
Elmin Amaur: EA=pwned
Darthlord Ragnos: No such thing as a suck in science
DruidofUndeath: Not the Brian!
Maxis2K: Quazars own Black Holes
Sasami Android: Yes, the brian.
Kufu Reaper: Yep.
Kufu Reaper: I went there.
Maxis2K: because Quazars are colliding Galaxies that form giant black holes
Kufu Reaper: Eat me.
DruidofUndeath: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Darthlord Ragnos: Quazars are blackholes
LethargyMan: aieee!
Sasami Android: Fancy pwns ordinary
Darthlord Ragnos: With stuff around them
Maxis2K: like I said
Sasami Android: so, since it has a fancier name...it pwns.
Darthlord Ragnos: Blackholes can't pwn themselves
Kufu Reaper: Oooooh.
Sasami Android: THey can too. =P
DruidofUndeath: Why not? I can pwn myself
DruidofUndeath: *pwns self*
Maxis2K: a bigger black hole can absorb a smaller one
Darthlord Ragnos: I was talking in general
Sasami Android: Heh, okies.
DruidofUndeath: Hypothetical pwns general
Darthlord Ragnos: One group of things can't pwn itself
Sasami Android: I can pwn things.
Darthlord Ragnos: Do I need to break out M theory?
Kufu Reaper: God pwns Black holes.  (I did it agian!  ARRGH!)
Mysterious1711: My left hand pwns my right hand
Kufu Reaper: At what?
Kufu Reaper: >.o
DruidofUndeath: pwning himself
Mysterious1711: Stuff
Darthlord Ragnos: M theory pwns god.
Kufu Reaper: Dare I ask it...
Kufu Reaper: M theory?
Sasami Android: Don't...
Maxis2K: the human mind p0wnz all
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Unread 03-30-2005, 05:10 AM   #14
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Krylo Killian has entered the room.
Kuroude7: Yo.
Sasami Android: Heya, nothing really goin on.
Kuroude7: Yup.
Krylo Killian: Cloud made me come back..
Kuroude7: I just felt like dragging you in here. =p
Krylo Killian: I feel like a bitch now
Kuroude7: Heh heh heh heh heh.
Sasami Android: Cloud....Krylo is your bitch? 0_O
Kuroude7: Holy shit, Krylo's my bitch! XD
Drake Chaser: I should write a song entitled "I'm my own bitch"
Kuroude7: O_o
Krylo Killian: ...Is Cloud going to pimp slap me and make me suck his cock now?
Kuroude7: No, I'm going to pimp you out to the forumsers, bitch! *pimp slaps*
Sasami Android: *saves*
Sasami Android: *prints Tabloids*
Krylo Killian: Which forumers?
Kuroude7: Oh, you know, those forumers.  You know the ones...
Krylo Killian: No I don't.  If I did, I wouldn't ask
Kuroude7: *pimp slaps*  No questioning!
Krylo Killian: Bah... screw this.  I quit.  Lycan, I'm your bitch now.
Kuroude7: Damn.
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Unread 03-30-2005, 05:29 AM   #15
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and after that:
Sasami Android: Whose bitch am I then?
Kuroude7: Dibs!
krylokillian: You can come join Lycan's stable.
Sasami Android: But Lycan doesnt' like me...
krylokillian: We could be roomies!
krylokillian: I'll knock him around 'til he agrees.
Sasami Android: Well...ask Lycan what he thinks.
krylokillian: Lycan!
Lycanthrope: I go away for three minutes and find myself a pimp? No no no. this doesn't go.
2:05 AM
Sasami Android: See? he hates me...
krylokillian: *kicks Lycan in the balls*
krylokillian: Try again
Lycanthrope: You see, I'm not flamboyant nor charismatic enough to be a pimp and-- *oof*
Kuroude7: ... Ouch, role reversal.
Lycanthrope: *stiffens*
Lycanthrope: *in higher voice* that was uncalled for
krylokillian: *grabs Lycan's ear and yanks it down by his mouth* Right... so me and SA are your bitches now... ok.
Kuroude7: o_O
Lycanthrope: ....okay....
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Unread 03-30-2005, 06:35 PM   #16
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Anime Ben2003: cheater
Krylo Killian: Cheater's always win.
Krylo Killian: Cheaters*
Anime Ben2003: *puts bunny ears on krylo* *will get slapped latr
Krylo Killian: bah
Krylo Killian: Oooohh... bunny ears!
Anime Ben2003: maybe not
Krylo Killian: *strokes them lovingly*
Anime Ben2003: *run away
Krylo Killian: Think I can run faster and jump farther now? Like in Majora's Mask?
Anime Ben2003: no this is an old dying bunny
Krylo Killian: Bah.
Krylo Killian: Well, at least they're still fashionable.
Anime Ben2003: humbug
Anime Ben2003: true that
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Unread 03-31-2005, 09:49 PM   #17
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Starring (In order of appearance) Apathy Man, DruidoftheDead, and me, Cloud Strife.

LethargyMan: whoa....did I really spell it "thurst"
LethargyMan: I'm off today
DruidofUndeath: So it seems
DruidofUndeath: But we have the spiky haired spell check here
DruidofUndeath: So never fear!
DruidofUndeath: He can correct full sentences with a wave of his hand
DruidofUndeath: Locate a thesaurus in a single bound
Kuroude7: Heh heh heh...
Kuroude7: I like it, Druid.
DruidofUndeath: He can dodge leetspeak like the wind
DruidofUndeath: Beware typos, you're time has come!
Kuroude7: *your
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Unread 04-01-2005, 10:53 AM   #18
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Waiting... = Me
Cloud Strife = duh

[02:17:24 AM] Waiting...: i just got done mircowaving dice lol
[02:17:37 AM] Cloud Strife: Wow...someone's bored.
[02:17:53 AM] Waiting...: yea, no kidding
[02:18:28 AM] Waiting...: they are so hot lol
[02:18:36 AM] Cloud Strife: I'll bet.
[02:19:32 AM] Waiting...: my d4 half exploded
[02:19:42 AM] Cloud Strife: o_O
[02:20:40 AM] Waiting...: yea, it was aahsome
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Unread 04-01-2005, 11:37 PM   #19
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[20:52] Friend: So basically you just said if I randomly grabbed you and raped you in the ass, you would enjoy it?
[20:52] VA Ninja75: yep
[20:52] Friend: Just checking

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Unread 04-02-2005, 10:57 AM   #20
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crazyman06883: :P
nuklearshiney: :B
crazyman06883: oh
crazyman06883: well
crazyman06883: :B
crazyman06883: there
crazyman06883: mine is so much cooler
crazyman06883: :B
nuklearshiney: negative, the superiority of mine cannot be measured by conventional methods
crazyman06883: ya huh
crazyman06883: :B SHAZAM!
(note: mine was way cooler cuz it was bigger ad red, while his was tiny and black. :p )
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