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Unread 07-06-2008, 02:26 PM   #91
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YKTTW felt something funny happen, and checked his inventory. "Hey! You killed my elephant! You bastard! I only have three hundred eighty seven revive potions left! And I was going to use them all at the sushi bar for laughs!" Grumbling, YKTTW pulled A Very Confused (and dead!) Elephant out of his vest pocket, used some sort of item on it, and put the now alive elephant back in his vest.
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Unread 07-06-2008, 02:32 PM   #92
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AND THEN OUT OF CHARACTER KNOWLEDGE HAPPENED

"Hmm... on second thought, if you don't mind being classified as a pet, we can get you in that way, Flare." Von Wolfe said.

"Pick your owner!"

"I think they've forgotten about me..." Booma muttered.
"Well...I think in this case...Mauve would be the best choise. Plus she's pretty much the only other female around." I said, taking a couple moments to think it over.
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Unread 07-06-2008, 02:37 PM   #93
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"All right! First a grenade launcher, and now my very own attack lamia!"

Yes. Moogle destruction was nigh.

"Okay Fen, do what needs to be done and let's see what the deal is with this crazy psycho town." She hefted the grenade launcher, "And whether we can fix it."
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Unread 07-06-2008, 02:43 PM   #94
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"Oh, ok... Though I just wanted her to continue what she was saying earlier, I know what I wanted to know." And with that she begun wandering around the group, listening to weird events, smiling once they reached the town, and she went into the town. Though, these people were wearing these strange costumes, and it made Relm scared of them. Of course, they were everywhere, so for a minute she ran around the town panicking to herself.

She then walked into the potions store, amazed by all the stuff on the front display desk The man behind the counter looked to his front, but she ignored him. She grabbed one of the vials and examined it further with wide glistening eyes, hearing the man say something in the background. She then put the object into her cape, and as soon as she did.... "Hey! You've gotta pay for that!"

"Sorry!" Relm half screamed while totally startled by this. She then tried to get it out of her cape, but she couldn't. Exasperated, she picked up another bottle, which listening to the man, he suddenly seemed to lose all angry tones and call out the name of that potion and begin explaining it. "Hey, why are you so happy, don't you remember?" But he promptly ignored her, going on in his explanation, while she grew giddy but at the same time dark and evil smirk.

Two minutes later, she walked out of the store, with the only thing left there an empty vial she had filled with water. She gazed at one of the bottles, moving back to Pyros and drinking some Chocobo juice. She skimmed through her diary, looking at Max-Elixer, and sketching things own while gazing at the liquid happily, but still trying to talk to Pyros. "The guy in that store isn't to bright." She stated, pointing to the potions store laughing. "Think the other people in stores will be just as much so?"

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Unread 07-06-2008, 02:51 PM   #95
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TDK looked at Mauve's grenade launcher with something between admiration and adoration. "Ooh, explosives...Blow something up! There's a moogle! Kill it! Explosions, go!" He pointed at a random Moogle-clad NPC.

"Also, happy birthday." He tossed Mauve a box wrapped with mauve paper and a pretty bow on top.
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Unread 07-06-2008, 03:01 PM   #96
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Okay, here we are in this... place. I suppose it would be prudent for me to begin trying to evacuate a couple buildings here.
Whatever for? Everyone else seems set on burning everyone in this town to the ground to make way for us.
That's the problem. You know as well as I do that folks like Mauve aren't altogether... exact in their methods. I would like to have a bed that cannot simultaneously be described as "a pile of ashes". Shall we go?
...fine. But I think I've got this possession down pat, so if things get rough I'll be hijacking... well, you, and trying it out for real.
...why are we talking so casually about me losing control of my body?


Loyal shrugged, and started surveying the town's buildings. Naturally, he made sure to enter every store on the way and "introduce" himself as the new neighbor who would be "a frequent patron" there if it should behoove him.

That is to say, of course, he swiped several restorative potions, a couple of weapons (including one concealable polearm, don't ask how), and some special goggles from a tech store for... business later. Plus several thousand gil's worth of currency.
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Unread 07-06-2008, 03:08 PM   #97
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"Ooh, explosives...Blow something up! There's a moogle! Kill it! Explosions, go!"
"And waste my ammo?! Hell no!" Mauve declared, hugging her grenade launcher. "I wait until Flare is able to come in the city, so she'll protect me from the onslaught of angry villagers who become miffed by the loss of their buildings/neighbors/moogle costumes. THEN when I'm sufficiently safe from any negative outcomes, I use the grenade launcher."


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Unread 07-06-2008, 03:19 PM   #98
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The box opened to reveal a trogdor plushie (With real burninating action!). Upon a pull of the string on the back, a ten foot fountain of flame emitted from the mouth.
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Unread 07-06-2008, 03:20 PM   #99
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Fenris Von Wolfe uttered some cryptic words.

They went like: "GM Command Make Pet Flarecobra!"

And then it happened.

"Let's get a move on, I want to see what's for sale!"
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Unread 07-06-2008, 03:22 PM   #100
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"You know Mauve....what size grenades does it take? I might be able to help with the ammo issue." I said, looking at it. "Rogue isn't the only one who knows people."
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