NPF Avatars 6 Ch. 4: The trouble with Moogles. - Page 7

CheshireThief · 07-06-2008, 03:46 AM

LolshireThiefcat is a notorious farmer. Not the normal kind of farmer one finds in these sorts of games. An actual one. Sure, he had most of the best gear available, but that's because people LOVE fresh produce!

While everyone else was being terrorized and cheating and being giant one minute and hatless the next, LT was simply farming.

Current crops:

Corn
Carrots
Tomatoes
Soybeans
Soylent Green
Soylent Blue
Teriyaki Tree
Jazz Music
Purple Stuff
Hemp
Maize
More Corn
Lettuce
Cabbage
Rocks

Current Livestock:

Cattle
Pigs
Chickens
Army of Miniature Pyrosnines
Robotic Squirrels
Fish
Rocks

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 07-06-2008, 03:58 AM

The battle over, Hawk began to follow the others to wherever they were headed now, presumably the town. He had been dissapointed that he'd recieved no loot from the berserker, but at least he'd been the one to finish him, so that was ok.

With nothing much else to say or do for the time being, Hawk decided simply to mind his own business and follow quietly until something interesting happened.

Tophat · 07-06-2008, 05:05 AM

Sosurface had just about survived that battle somehow. now walking along with this new intrepid group of adventurers he noticed one of them was holding..... a pie.

Out of all the inventions of humankind, Sosurface had found pie to be the best of all. In fact his ultimate dastardly plan, the plan that he had been crafting throughout the last 200 odd years of history, was to lead the human race down the path of creating the ubermunch. What is the ubermunch you ask? It is a pie, so perfect in composition and craft that it literally causes all those who eat it to transcend to a higher level of existence. For many years he had worked on divining the flavouring of the ubermunch, but the only legible information that could be gathered from the ancient texts was that it was of all flavours, both sweet and meat, and of none. One day this would come true.....but not today.

Sosurface walked over to Bellsouth and struck up a conversation with him.
"Hello there my good chap, but I couldn't help noticing that you have in your possession a fine example of a pie. As mutual allies on this quest for glory, I wonder if I might be entitled to a slice of the aforementioned pie?"

Steel Shadow · 07-06-2008, 05:38 AM

And so, after wiping any left over paladin off his sword, Lobsang followed the crowd towards the town, siddling up to Fenris. "Bleep?*" He asked tiredly. "Bleep.**" he added, waving at said Nik~Nik. Then he noticed Fenris's questioning look. "Bleep!***" he explained, before adding a cheerful "Bleep!****".

The blood drained from his face. "Bleep!!!*****" he exclaimed, realising insulting one's translator is not good idea at all.

*Can you fix this damn swear filter please? I'm tired of talking in bleeps!
**If you don't I'll tell Nik~Nik that your having an evil relapse. I think he still has the brick y'know...
***What? Talking in bleeps is annoying! I'll just make my translator do all the work.
****Hey Muave! Your hat is fugly!
*****I didn't say that!!!

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 07-06-2008, 05:59 AM

Hawk overheard Steels inane rambings and decided to point out his obvious error. "Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!"*

*Dude, why are you even talking in Bleeps still? You're not even swearing, so why in the hell would it censor it?! For that matter, why am I even talking in Bleeps? And besides, it's not even funny anymore anyway, so this whole conversation is ludicrus and irrelevant.

Steel Shadow · 07-06-2008, 06:07 AM

"Ble.*" Lobsang said, then began patting at his pockets. "Bleep.**" He took out his pipe and put it in his mouth, holding it in a sagely manner. "Bleepy bleep be bleepdy bleep ble ble bleep de bleep ble <do you want us to take away your translator too> bleep bleep.***" He explained with a nod. Then he doubled over coughing. "Bleep!****"

*Ah
**Well
***Aparently the swear filters around here don't like it when you call them bleeping bleeps of bleepers with bleeps for bleep icecream.
****Why do I keep using this thing?!?

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 07-06-2008, 06:20 AM

"Ble."* Hawk saw the problem now. "Bleep bleep bleepity de bleep bleepdy ble bleep?"** He paused and thought for a second. "Bleep."*** He then became slightly confused by Steels sudden return to english in the middle of a completely different sentence. "Bleep bleepdy? Ble bleeep bleep ble bleepity bleep."**** And then Steel started to cough at his attempt to look cool by smoking. "Ble. Bleeep de bleepity ble bleep."*****

*Ah.
**So you insulted this universes natural Law and pissed it off and now it's trapped you in an eternal Bleeping loop out of spite?
***Yeah, that's a problem there.
****Translator? What are you talking about, I don't need a translator, I'm already perfectly fluent.
***** *Sigh*. You really should just give that shit up you know, it's very bad for you.

Bells · 07-06-2008, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat

Sosurface walked over to Bellsouth and struck up a conversation with him.
"Hello there my good chap, but I couldn't help noticing that you have in your possession a fine example of a pie. As mutual allies on this quest for glory, I wonder if I might be entitled to a slice of the aforementioned pie?"

Bellsouth spoke, kirby-faced with pie, reaching out to Sosurface, with a Crispy fat slice.

"I Gof affle und Fullferry fie... gof milf?" And there went the crumbles into space

PyrosNine · 07-06-2008, 07:02 AM

Looking around at his group as they were about to head to town, Pyros made some quick leadership decisions.

For starters, he became aware that Loyal now had a personality disorder, which Pyros had a few times and was willing to give him friendship and support.

But at the same time, Pyros's other personality was a cat/fox, and a sexy girl, and Loyal's was just an angry guy, which wasn't all that different from loyal in personality. So instead, Pyros just handed him a book that read "So You're my own worst enemy, Myself, or is it in fact that I'm your worst enemy, You?"

Then, came the crackdown of the Pyroshammer when Pyros became aware of people farming.

"Friggin Chinese, how dare they farm on my SERVER!" Pyros roared, robbing LT"s farm and pocketing a few choice products for himself, as while it was totally objectionable to farm on an MMORPG, it was totally fine to take things quite literally from others. Especially when they were chinese.

A mental image of an ABC popped into his mind after thinking this, but after shaking it off continued with his thievery and a "Totally!"

After this was done, he rushed after the culprit, intent on punishing him for his unamerican crimes!

"Good work LT, and thank you for aiding the war effort of Final Fantasy Felines. As a reward, Me, me me me me and me have made you soup! Here." He changed his tone, and handed LolshireThiefcat a bowl that quite frankly looked like it had everything in it, some water, and some heat. Also, a succubus's hand. I'm sure it was for flavor.

Leaving the steaming bowl in LT's now-poverty stricken hands, Pyros charged into Lobsang Ludd' and Hawk's game of Sound Tag with a loud bleep*!

"Listen you two! I"m not going to just stand around and listen to such foul bleeps! My daughter just turned 30 today, and this not an occasion I'm going to let you waste by just bleeping the day away!" He explained.

"So, as 'clan and party leader' whatever the hell that means, I'm forcing you to clean up your act. Lobsang Ludd, I order you to wash your mouth out with soap. Hawk, I order you to wash Ludd's mouth out with soap. Then, proceed to make two new farms so we can compete economically with LT's Chinese one, and balance things out for AMERICA!"

"Also, I'm taking your pipe because this is a no smoking section, and I just got me some hemp!" Pyros proceeded to mix red, green, and yellow herbs, creating a concoction that refilled his health completely, and increased his HP bar. It also made him giggle uncontrollably and made everything Bellsouth said make perfect sense!

*Nothing, He was actually bleeping here. Didn't you hear him playing pong earlier?

Arhra · 07-06-2008, 07:13 AM

"So...you don't have a problem with any of this and don't want to hurt me with that knife, right?" Asheth had said.

Arhra I looked down and twiddled her knife introspectively. "So you have no idea what it is that you are doing? I don't really understand why you think it is necessary to follow through this chain of worlds. If the situation is worsening, then any change is better than doing nothing?"

She looked up again and smiled. "In that case, it should be okay for me to use my own judgement to assert changes, right?"

Relm spoke. "So Arhra, what were you saying earlier about... whatever it was?"

Arhra V came up behind her. "Uh, she's a little busy dear. Perhaps you should think about what it is you want to know first?"

07-06-2008, 03:46 AM	#61
CheshireThief Still RaiRai's ***** Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Shut up, KP. Posts: 2,365	LolshireThiefcat is a notorious farmer. Not the normal kind of farmer one finds in these sorts of games. An actual one. Sure, he had most of the best gear available, but that's because people LOVE fresh produce! While everyone else was being terrorized and cheating and being giant one minute and hatless the next, LT was simply farming. Current crops: Corn Carrots Tomatoes Soybeans Soylent Green Soylent Blue Teriyaki Tree Jazz Music Purple Stuff Hemp Maize More Corn Lettuce Cabbage Rocks Current Livestock: Cattle Pigs Chickens Army of Miniature Pyrosnines Robotic Squirrels Fish Rocks __________________ Holy crap! A CheshireThief spotting!

07-06-2008, 05:05 AM	#63
Tophat Shyguy Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: UK Posts: 143	Sosurface had just about survived that battle somehow. now walking along with this new intrepid group of adventurers he noticed one of them was holding..... a pie. Out of all the inventions of humankind, Sosurface had found pie to be the best of all. In fact his ultimate dastardly plan, the plan that he had been crafting throughout the last 200 odd years of history, was to lead the human race down the path of creating the ubermunch. What is the ubermunch you ask? It is a pie, so perfect in composition and craft that it literally causes all those who eat it to transcend to a higher level of existence. For many years he had worked on divining the flavouring of the ubermunch, but the only legible information that could be gathered from the ancient texts was that it was of all flavours, both sweet and meat, and of none. One day this would come true.....but not today. Sosurface walked over to Bellsouth and struck up a conversation with him. "Hello there my good chap, but I couldn't help noticing that you have in your possession a fine example of a pie. As mutual allies on this quest for glory, I wonder if I might be entitled to a slice of the aforementioned pie?" __________________ From time to time Minutes and hours Some move ahead while Some lag behind It's like the balloon that Rise and then vanish This drop of hope That falls from his eyes

07-06-2008, 05:38 AM	#64
Steel Shadow Mild Psychosis Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Aroundabouts thereish. Posts: 1,246	And so, after wiping any left over paladin off his sword, Lobsang followed the crowd towards the town, siddling up to Fenris. "Bleep?" He asked tiredly. "Bleep." he added, waving at said Nik~Nik. Then he noticed Fenris's questioning look. "Bleep!" he explained, before adding a cheerful "Bleep!". The blood drained from his face. "Bleep!!!**" he exclaimed, realising insulting one's translator is not good idea at all. Can you fix this damn swear filter please? I'm tired of talking in bleeps! If you don't I'll tell Nik~Nik that your having an evil relapse. I think he still has the brick y'know... What? Talking in bleeps is annoying! I'll just make my translator do all the work. *Hey Muave! Your hat is fugly! ***I didn't say that!!! __________________ Yeah, I'm understating. I do that sometimes.

07-06-2008, 06:07 AM	#66
Steel Shadow Mild Psychosis Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Aroundabouts thereish. Posts: 1,246	"Ble." Lobsang said, then began patting at his pockets. "Bleep." He took out his pipe and put it in his mouth, holding it in a sagely manner. "Bleepy bleep be bleepdy bleep ble ble bleep de bleep ble <do you want us to take away your translator too>* bleep bleep.*" He explained with a nod. Then he doubled over coughing. "Bleep!*" Ah Well Aparently the swear filters around here don't like it when you call them bleeping bleeps of bleepers with bleeps for bleep icecream. **Why do I keep using this thing?!? __________________ Yeah, I'm understating. I do that sometimes. Last edited by Steel Shadow; 07-06-2008 at 06:30 AM.*

07-06-2008, 07:02 AM	#69
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	Looking around at his group as they were about to head to town, Pyros made some quick leadership decisions. For starters, he became aware that Loyal now had a personality disorder, which Pyros had a few times and was willing to give him friendship and support. But at the same time, Pyros's other personality was a cat/fox, and a sexy girl, and Loyal's was just an angry guy, which wasn't all that different from loyal in personality. So instead, Pyros just handed him a book that read "So You're my own worst enemy, Myself, or is it in fact that I'm your worst enemy, You?" Then, came the crackdown of the Pyroshammer when Pyros became aware of people farming. "Friggin Chinese, how dare they farm on my SERVER!" Pyros roared, robbing LT"s farm and pocketing a few choice products for himself, as while it was totally objectionable to farm on an MMORPG, it was totally fine to take things quite literally from others. Especially when they were chinese. A mental image of an ABC popped into his mind after thinking this, but after shaking it off continued with his thievery and a "Totally!" After this was done, he rushed after the culprit, intent on punishing him for his unamerican crimes! "Good work LT, and thank you for aiding the war effort of Final Fantasy Felines. As a reward, Me, me me me me and me have made you soup! Here." He changed his tone, and handed LolshireThiefcat a bowl that quite frankly looked like it had everything in it, some water, and some heat. Also, a succubus's hand. I'm sure it was for flavor. Leaving the steaming bowl in LT's now-poverty stricken hands, Pyros charged into Lobsang Ludd' and Hawk's game of Sound Tag with a loud bleep! "Listen you two! I"m not going to just stand around and listen to such foul bleeps! My daughter just turned 30 today, and this not an occasion I'm going to let you waste by just bleeping the day away!" He explained. "So, as 'clan and party leader' whatever the hell that means, I'm forcing you to clean up your act. Lobsang Ludd, I order you to wash your mouth out with soap. Hawk, I order you to wash Ludd's mouth out with soap. Then, proceed to make two new farms so we can compete economically with LT's Chinese one, and balance things out for AMERICA!" "Also, I'm taking your pipe because this is a no smoking section, and I just got me some hemp!" Pyros proceeded to mix red, green, and yellow herbs, creating a concoction that refilled his health completely, and increased his HP bar. It also made him giggle uncontrollably and made everything Bellsouth said make perfect sense! Nothing, He was actually bleeping here. Didn't you hear him playing pong earlier? __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

07-06-2008, 07:13 AM	#70
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	"So...you don't have a problem with any of this and don't want to hurt me with that knife, right?" Asheth had said. Arhra I looked down and twiddled her knife introspectively. "So you have no idea what it is that you are doing? I don't really understand why you think it is necessary to follow through this chain of worlds. If the situation is worsening, then any change is better than doing nothing?" She looked up again and smiled. "In that case, it should be okay for me to use my own judgement to assert changes, right?" Relm spoke. "So Arhra, what were you saying earlier about... whatever it was?" Arhra V came up behind her. "Uh, she's a little busy dear. Perhaps you should think about what it is you want to know first?" __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

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