Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be the Dovahkiin... DRAGONBORN! -- A Skyrim LP -- - Page 4

Grimpond · 01-03-2012, 02:27 PM

Airyhs Rioncard

Ryong · 01-03-2012, 05:04 PM

Lifts-Her-Tail if female.

Blinky if male.

Flarecobra · 01-03-2012, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryong

Lifts-Her-Tail if female.

Blinky if male.

You want a hero acting like this then?

Ryong · 01-03-2012, 05:37 PM

That's the joke, yes.

mauve · 01-03-2012, 07:09 PM

Slab Bulkhead
Stomp Chunkman
Big McLargeHuge
Blast Hardcheese
Punch Rockgroin
Dirk Har---okay I'l stop with the MST3K references.

Cuddles
Petunia (don't care if it's a male or female-- a flamethrowing lizardy murder machine named Petunia is fantastic and you know it.)
Burnie. Can be short for Burnard or Burnadette!

**Revising Ocelot** · 01-03-2012, 08:19 PM

Bob was always such a terrible name. You prefer to go by the far more dignified and elegant Blinky. It reminded you of white horses and death, because you never could get names quite right in the first place.

'Probably because I sneaked into the inn through the latrine - didn't like the looks of the Orc standing out front. He had a list, too.'

'Ah, decapitation. Well, no problem.'
You share a common heritage with lizards, so if you happen to lose your head you just grow a new head over time. It may affect your balance a bit, but it shouldn't be any worse than a few drinks.

You're quite sure it's your head that regenerates.

'Ugh, dramatics. Really couldn't care who's King Thane of Whiterim or what anyone here did. I get caught out for being uninvited and getting completely smashed, they do a little bit of dismemberment to teach me a lesson and then I spend a week or so tottering around while my head regrows. No harm done to anyone.'

'See, this guy's got his priorities straight.'
If you weren't having so much trouble stringing together two coherent words at a time you'd have beaten him to the block.

You're quite sure that human heads regrow, too. Otherwise you wouldn't have bitten that one gal's head off in the inn when she said you weren't a dragon.
'Yeah, tell that to THESE teeth.'

'Ugh. Still got that dragon piss lurking down below. Once I'm done here, I'd better find a nice quiet bush somewhere. Exploded once before and the results weren't pretty... for the bystanders.'

Blinky remembers how to communicate like a normal lizardman.
"...I think you've got the wrong idea here, Douchebag. Or were you Douchebaggiest?"

There's some sort of howl resonating across the mountains. You think you heard one or two howls a bit earlier, but you put them down to your bladder being under immense strain. Normally, only you can hear when it's protesting.

"Gladly!"

This basket looks convenient, but there'd be a guy looking right at you. Dragons need their privacy, y'know.

'I see a fucking huge douchebag what the fuck'

'whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck'

'WHAT'

'THAT'S NO DRAGON'

Kerensky287 · 01-03-2012, 09:41 PM

THAT'S NO MOON

Aldurin · 01-03-2012, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerensky287

THAT'S NO MOON

OR IS IT? Who the hell knows, we were pretty damn drunk beforehand.

Flarecobra · 01-03-2012, 10:00 PM

It's your father! Quick, hide the porn!

Kerensky287 · 01-03-2012, 10:35 PM

It takes true dedication to bring porn to your own beheading.

Or a fiendish plot, of course. I can think of several where a porn stash might be useful.

01-03-2012, 05:04 PM	#32
Ryong Professional Threadkiller Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Brazil Posts: 3,798	Lifts-Her-Tail if female. Blinky if male. Last edited by Ryong; 01-03-2012 at 05:11 PM.

01-03-2012, 07:09 PM	#35
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	Slab Bulkhead Stomp Chunkman Big McLargeHuge Blast Hardcheese Punch Rockgroin Dirk Har---okay I'l stop with the MST3K references. Cuddles Petunia (don't care if it's a male or female-- a flamethrowing lizardy murder machine named Petunia is fantastic and you know it.) Burnie. Can be short for Burnard or Burnadette! __________________ Yoo Hoo!

01-03-2012, 08:19 PM	#36
Revising Ocelot Douchebag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Probably somewhere in England. Posts: 1,897	Bob was always such a terrible name. You prefer to go by the far more dignified and elegant Blinky. It reminded you of white horses and death, because you never could get names quite right in the first place. 'Probably because I sneaked into the inn through the latrine - didn't like the looks of the Orc standing out front. He had a list, too.' 'Ah, decapitation. Well, no problem.' You share a common heritage with lizards, so if you happen to lose your head you just grow a new head over time. It may affect your balance a bit, but it shouldn't be any worse than a few drinks. You're quite sure it's your head that regenerates. 'Ugh, dramatics. Really couldn't care who's King Thane of Whiterim or what anyone here did. I get caught out for being uninvited and getting completely smashed, they do a little bit of dismemberment to teach me a lesson and then I spend a week or so tottering around while my head regrows. No harm done to anyone.' 'See, this guy's got his priorities straight.' If you weren't having so much trouble stringing together two coherent words at a time you'd have beaten him to the block. You're quite sure that human heads regrow, too. Otherwise you wouldn't have bitten that one gal's head off in the inn when she said you weren't a dragon. 'Yeah, tell that to THESE teeth.' 'Ugh. Still got that dragon piss lurking down below. Once I'm done here, I'd better find a nice quiet bush somewhere. Exploded once before and the results weren't pretty... for the bystanders.' Blinky remembers how to communicate like a normal lizardman. "...I think you've got the wrong idea here, Douchebag. Or were you Douchebaggiest?" There's some sort of howl resonating across the mountains. You think you heard one or two howls a bit earlier, but you put them down to your bladder being under immense strain. Normally, only you can hear when it's protesting. "Gladly!" This basket looks convenient, but there'd be a guy looking right at you. Dragons need their privacy, y'know. 'I see a fucking huge douchebag what the fuck' 'whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck' 'WHAT' 'THAT'S NO DRAGON' __________________ magic sucks Last edited by Revising Ocelot; 01-04-2012 at 09:38 PM.

01-03-2012, 09:41 PM	#37
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	THAT'S NO MOON __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime

01-03-2012, 10:00 PM	#39
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	It's your father! Quick, hide the porn! __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

01-03-2012, 05:37 PM	#34
Ryong Professional Threadkiller Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Brazil Posts: 3,798	That's the joke, yes.

01-03-2012, 10:35 PM	#40
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	It takes true dedication to bring porn to your own beheading. Or a fiendish plot, of course. I can think of several where a porn stash might be useful. __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime

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