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Unread 04-03-2004, 12:21 PM   #1
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Default CALVINBALL VI: This time, it's PERSONAL.... ok, so it's not.

The dreaded Calvinball field. Most deadly arena on all the Earth and most of the known universe. Many have died there, and many have ascended to such ranks of strength that the Gods would bow at their feet...

Now, the Calvinball is in the center of the playing field again, just waiting for the carnage to begin.

A brilliant flash of light in the sky signals the arrival of the first contestant. Jadarendir falls from the sky, and lands perfectly, slamming his staff into the ground before the ball and creating a blinding explosion.

The 6th round of Calvinball has commenced.
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Unread 04-03-2004, 01:55 PM   #2
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TD is the next to arrive, with amazing jumping abilities, he lands lightly and his spear touchs ground at his side. He stares at the Calvinball, greedy with a vengeful lust for killing and laughing at other peoples misfortunes.
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Unread 04-03-2004, 06:29 PM   #3
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Jadarendir is just as greedy, however, and also has a vengeful spirit to go with it.

Jada grabs the Calvinball, jumps on a speeder and starts the engine. Swarms of minirendirs cloud in front of TD's vision. When they dispersed, TD looked around. He was alone on the field; there was nothing at all in sight.
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Unread 04-03-2004, 07:13 PM   #4
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wait, Spirit hasn't shown up yet!

*Badoom Ching!*

SAAM soars onto the field in a Sea King helicopter, he slowly catches up to Jadarendir, until a slight breeze knocks the Sea King out of the air. SAAM leaps from the decrepid Chopper with a loud, "NOOOOOOO!" and latches onto the back of Jadarendir's speeder, pulling himself on top.

"Yo!" he says to Jada in a particularly Alf-like voice.
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"Jumping of the cloulds comes the god of the hour MM."Says some annoncer in the cloud."Thank you.Thank you.You know I can be beaten....Just kidding I cant!"Says MM.*takes out a unbreakable heavy golden spear*."Ok, now lets set the mood!"says MM*a crack to hell circled the gods witch had flame bursting out of it MM jumps in it*."I am ready to kill now!"says MM.
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Unread 04-03-2004, 09:57 PM   #6
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"Hey man, sup."

Jadarendir and SAAM speed quickly to the western quadrant of the field, where the minirendirs had set up an inpenetrable fortress for the Calvinball. Jada swoops by and drops it in, thus claiming it in the name of both he and SAAM.

"Another joint victory, if at all possible. Agreed?"
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Unread 04-03-2004, 10:20 PM   #7
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"Shmeh." SAAM replied, and started raiding Jadarendir's fridge.
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Unread 04-03-2004, 10:46 PM   #8
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Jadarendir removes all the cheetos.
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Unread 04-04-2004, 12:14 AM   #9
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UZ enters like a flash of light o fast the others have no clue as to whats going on. He quickly steals the Calvinball and takes out a pair of staffchucks. He swings them wildly hitting all of them wit5h random level 6 spells and an occasional Hadoken :bmage:
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He them Leaps into the air and whips out a Stinger rocket launxher. He aims at the already mangled bodies and fires a volley of smart missiles. He goes higher into the air and comes back down with the force of a nuclear bomb, casting hadoken from his spell reserve at the last possible second so he takes no damage from the fall and essentially nukes everything farther way than ten inches from his body.
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Unread 04-04-2004, 11:56 AM   #10
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OOC: just out of curiosity, how exactly do we determine the 'winner' of these?

A small creature crawls out of the ground from the gigantic crater. Okay, it's not so much a creature as it is something similar to a very short mime.
"Tupakatu," It profoundly states in one of those voices that walk the edge betwen cute and creepy.
It raises its hands and grabs onto what appears to be nothing but air and pulls...hard.
UZ begins to spin around at a blinding speed and loses his grip on the ball, sending it flying towards the Tupakatu. It jumps up and catches it and is knocked back a few feet in the process.
It holds the ball above it's head and begins to scream. The ball suddenly fades into an invisible state, the Tupakatu lowers it's hands and begins to run with the now invisible calvinball tucked under its arm.
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