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02-10-2012, 02:12 PM
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Lakitu
Join Date: Feb 2010
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[buttz tag here plz] NPF Chapter 1: Meh-herp-e-derp
Uh, your head. Well, at least you think it's your head, heard to tell when wearing an avatar all the time. As your vision clears, you see the forums in shambles around you. From what you can tell, one of the subforums collapsed on around you, blocking off any links needed to exit. Other around you start to wake up and take in the surroundings. The forum clock is visible, but bouncing back and forth between 4 hour increments (at least that is working normally). A single thread is open, though the posts are destroyed and the reply button looks like it's barely clinging to the wall.
[Day 1 starting processes] Token C and Token H get admin powers, which immediately brings permabans upon them both, rendering them unable to do anything period. Token C fails to make a derpitude save against the banning and dies on the spot. Osterbaum is currently impaled on a stray phallus and cannot move, but still alive. Member list: Osterbaum (critical condition) Insanegenius akaSM Hawk CABAL49 Kyanbu the Legend Magus Fifthfiend Flarecobra Loyal Eckscizor Shyria Dracnoir Thadius Whomper (currently dead from being NOT-Whomper) Synkronized Amake Smarty McBarrelpants Geminex Bitvyper Satan's Onion Mauve Mage Relm Zephyrous Betty Elms Token A Token Wright Token C (slain by perma-ban Day 1) Token D White Token Token F Token G (slain by vote missile) Token H (currently perma-banned, but alive) Token I Token J Token K Token L (slain for inactivity) Token M (slain by Token Wright's wrath) Token N (see Token M) Token O (critical condition) Token English Token Noir Fenris (pinned to the wall by phallus) What will you do? Last edited by Aldurin; 02-11-2012 at 02:19 PM. |
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02-10-2012, 02:20 PM
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The revolution will be memed!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: FIN
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'uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhh' is the sound I make while paralyzed by phallus impalement
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02-10-2012, 02:25 PM
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Lakitu
Join Date: Feb 2010
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Token L is GM-slain for inactivity. Token E becomes White Token due to racial inequality complaints.
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02-10-2012, 02:25 PM
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So Dreamy
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Someplace magical
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I wanna cast a spell. I can cast any of these level 1 spells, right?
I'm gonna cast Magic Missile.
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02-10-2012, 02:28 PM
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SOM3WH3R3
Join Date: Jun 2009
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Vote: Fifthfiend
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02-10-2012, 02:36 PM
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The revolution will be memed!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: FIN
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I use 'stroke' on the stray phallus
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02-10-2012, 02:37 PM
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Kawaii-ju
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Monster Island
Posts: 4,240
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I search the ceiling.
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02-10-2012, 02:38 PM
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formerly known as Prince.
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Right here, with you >:)
Posts: 2,395
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Fuck this shit.
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02-10-2012, 02:41 PM
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Keeper of the new
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: A place without judgment
Posts: 4,506
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>Fondly remember creation.
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02-10-2012, 02:42 PM
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So Dreamy
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Someplace magical
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Guys, I forgot which key is USE DOOR. I think I accidentally just spammed the USE HEALTH KIT key like sixty times.
That is to say I just used all our health kits. We didn't need those, right? Oh hey I found the quick-save button.
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