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Unread 07-06-2008, 01:53 PM   #81
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"I would, if I could Mauve. It seems I'm stuck like this." I said sighing. Looking as best as I could at the city, I said "Ok...that's a bit too weird. Perhaps we could get tents set up out here and figure out how to best cleanse the city when the next day comes up?"
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Unread 07-06-2008, 01:58 PM   #82
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YKTTW, who had just finished hugging Hawk and was about to move on to Mauve, rummaged in his pockets. "Oh, I told me to give you a present. I swore you'd like it. I hope I wasn't being mean to myself again." With that, YKTTW pulled out a plush moogle, hugged Mauve, dropped the moogle in her inventory, and ran off to hug more people.
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I mean, I'm happy to play normal chess when that's the game. But in this case, we've been asked to play chess by someone who then proceeds to hand us a pair of water pistols, tells us the player with the most touchdowns wins, and you're still busy trying to capture my bishop.
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Unread 07-06-2008, 02:01 PM   #83
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Fenris Von Wolfe looked at Flare out of the corner of his eye. "Just 'cause you ended up as some critter thing doesn't mean the rest of us have to suffer out here. I know, I for one would like to see a bed. With a matress."

"Besides, I can probably warp you in to town once I get in. What with my apparent running the place and all."

He noticed You Know, That Thing Where and went over to him, and whispered in his ear.

"You do know that Mauve hates moogles, right?"
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Unread 07-06-2008, 02:05 PM   #84
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"...Well, it's official. This town will be robbed in ten minutes flat."

Thaddykins then turned to Flare. "Erm, sorry. Nothing much I can do to help. Maybe you can camp on the outskirts and wait for us to join back up with you? It sucks, I know. But I'll save you some cool armor and weapons."

Thaddykins then began looking for the nearest Inn. Not for his own rest. So that he'd know where to begin his 'acquiring' expedition.
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Unread 07-06-2008, 02:05 PM   #85
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"Yeah, I told me that the best way to give Mauve a present was to put it inside moogle wrapping plush so that she gets to destroy a moogle AND she gets a grenade launcher. That's what's going to happen, right?"

YKTTW suddenly got a worried expression. "She's not going to think that the moogle IS the present, is she?"
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Unread 07-06-2008, 02:05 PM   #86
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Chesire's cows had proved to be far too formidable to tip over. Giving up on that, Nin made his way into the most bizarrely dressed town he had ever seen. He decided to question a local about the strange fashion.

"Yo NPC-guy, what's with all the moogle-suits?"
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Unread 07-06-2008, 02:13 PM   #87
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LT quickly gulped down his soup in one gulp. He felt as if his spells would deal more damage and that his stamina, magic power, and all other sorts of energy were full. He then noticed that there were cowtippers approaching.

THE MENAGERIE IS FOR GUESTS ONLY!

He left the squirrelbots to deal with the intruders.

He had more crops to go.

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CURRENT CROPS
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Unread 07-06-2008, 02:14 PM   #88
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AND THEN OUT OF CHARACTER KNOWLEDGE HAPPENED

"Hmm... on second thought, if you don't mind being classified as a pet, we can get you in that way, Flare." Von Wolfe said.

"Pick your owner!"

"I think they've forgotten about me..." Booma muttered.
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Unread 07-06-2008, 02:21 PM   #89
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IC chased after Pyros, slaying everything that got in his way. Shop Keepers, random NPCs, Shop keeper's shop, lightposts, Nikose, water fountains, someone's elephant, a church, and a slime creature. Finally, IC decided that he chased after Pyros enough, and walked his mount over to the Chocobo Stables. Stabling his mount, he noticed they had the upgrade on sale. Black Chocobo, 1,000,000 gold.

"Huh." IC said, ninja reaching into the pockets of the stable master, taking 2,000,000 gold. "I'd like to buy a Black Chocobo." IC said to the shopkeeper. He responded, they dealt, and IC got himself a better chocobo to chase after Pyros with. And 1,000,000 gold. Course, before he left he just stole all the money again. Now, not after blood this time around, he approached Pyros. He just now noticed the name over his head, Pyre Rose. "Hey, why do I have the urge to call you Pyre Rose now?"
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Unread 07-06-2008, 02:23 PM   #90
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"You're just making fun of me now," Mauve said grouchily, looking at the plushie moogle. But then she realized it was heavier than a plushie should be. And grenade-launcher-shaped.


"ZOMG I TAKE THAT BACK GRENADE LAUNCHER YAY!" the Mauve One exclaimed, finding the hidden "prize." She hugged it. "I has a grenade launcher now. Yeeeeeeeee."

'Destroy Moogleness' was becoming a better and better sounding option.
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