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Unread 09-06-2010, 09:55 AM   #1
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Fun Internet, give me your advice!

In this thread you tell Nique (that's me!) what he should be doing for work/ what type of career he should pursue as an alternative to the current pit of despair that is tech support. Outline your proposal with a 4-5 or whatever step plan on how to make my way into your suggested field.

My destiny is in your hands!

tl:dr - hate my job, gimme funny and/or real suggestions on what I should do when I grow up.
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Unread 09-06-2010, 10:05 AM   #2
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I need a research assistant. Basically your job wil be to push buttons and turn dials like a monkey and to tke screds of numbers and put them in charts for me. Sound fun?

Or you can code stuff I guess but my requirements border on insanity/possibility

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Unread 09-06-2010, 10:14 AM   #3
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Unread 09-06-2010, 10:14 AM   #4
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1) Go to clown college

2) Become clown

3) Usurp Pennywise's power over clown.

4) Use power of clowns to take over world

5) Stomp out any rebellions with a long toed red boot

Repeat 5 as often as needed.

Seriously though what kind of stuff do you think you'd enjoy doing? See what the job requirements are for those and work to fill those. There's lots of jobs on Monster and Careerbuilder to do research on.
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Unread 09-06-2010, 12:25 PM   #5
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1. Abandon dignity.
2. Get welfare.
3. Write a book.
4. Profit!
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Unread 09-06-2010, 12:41 PM   #6
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Open a bar.
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Unread 09-06-2010, 12:48 PM   #7
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1. Burn all bridges.
2. Move to mountain.
3. Grow beard
4. Meditate.
5. Become one with nature.
6. Destroy economy with limitless resources.
7. ????
8. Profit is obsolete.
9. Love.

Note: You can do step 3 at the same time as 4 or any time before that.
Females can skip step 3 if they want.
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Unread 09-06-2010, 02:49 PM   #8
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Open a bar.
During every man's life, he will have a conversation with a friend where they decide that opening a bar is a good idea.

It is not. Neither is starting a band.
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Unread 09-06-2010, 02:51 PM   #9
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During every man's life, he will have a conversation with a friend where they decide that opening a bar is a good idea.

It is not. Neither is starting a band.
But we have free access to liquid nitrogen and pure ethanol!
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Unread 09-06-2010, 04:09 PM   #10
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1. Claim yourself to be in a minority.
2. Get yourself fired from your job.
3. Sue company for discrimination.
4. Use earnings to run for Congress and become the main swing vote.
5. Accept any and all bribes and buy an emergency space ship if the FBI tries to arrest you.
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