Lady Shyria's Emporium of Elegance-Purveyor of Fine Avatars and Other Sundries

Shyria Dracnoir · 09-07-2010, 11:30 PM

It is a sad fact of this modern age that many denizens of our glorious realm of the NPF can be described at best as unfashionable, and at worst as smelly, snotnosed wastrels unfit to brush whatever remains of their teeth with His Lordship's toilet brush.

However, we at the Emporium feel that, with a modicum of effort, even the lowliest members of the forum hierarchy can present an air of refinement and class. The most obvious vehicle of expressing one's inner gentleperson is choosing the right avatar. The right image, accessorized properly, can make even the Seiliest of Seils at least presentable in polite society.

All requests are accepted (with the exception of those too poor or Canadian to ask in the first place), and customers can provide an existing image to modify or leave the choice of avatar to the full discretion of the Emporium. In return, the Emporium promises to fulfill requests in a timely and classy matter*

TLDR, you bastards need some new avatars and I'm ready to give them to you. Besides, I know I owe a few lucky souls some avatars from NonCon's last go-around and this gives me a chance to get those done properly.

*Unless I happen to get drunk and blow the commission on drugs and dirty National Geographic documentaries

Geminex · 09-07-2010, 11:37 PM

I say, I say, I say!
I wager, good madam, that your fine haberdashery's inventory contains not one single accessory that comes even close to matching the class expressed by my current Fancifully Self-Depictive Image.

Liquid Snake · 09-07-2010, 11:50 PM

I'd wager Solid Snake would be mighty interested.

Nikose Tyris · 09-08-2010, 12:39 AM

I'd wager Nik wanted one and didn't get one, but wasn't overly disappointed- although he would definitely like to resubmit his request now.

Nique · 09-08-2010, 12:52 AM

Quote:

I'd wager Solid Snake would be mighty interested.

**McTahr** · 09-08-2010, 01:09 AM

I'll take eight!

Been a while since this strip came up anyway.

rpgdemon · 09-08-2010, 01:17 AM

I don't promise to use it, if you give me some accessories.

Liquid Snake · 09-08-2010, 01:50 AM

You're just extremely jealous of the profound friendship I have with my awesome twin brother, aren't you, Nique?

greed · 09-08-2010, 02:21 AM

Can I get a stylish Yanda?

Rejected Again · 09-08-2010, 02:34 AM

I'll take one, M'lady

09-07-2010, 11:30 PM	#1
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Lady Shyria's Emporium of Elegance-Purveyor of Fine Avatars and Other Sundries It is a sad fact of this modern age that many denizens of our glorious realm of the NPF can be described at best as unfashionable, and at worst as smelly, snotnosed wastrels unfit to brush whatever remains of their teeth with His Lordship's toilet brush. However, we at the Emporium feel that, with a modicum of effort, even the lowliest members of the forum hierarchy can present an air of refinement and class. The most obvious vehicle of expressing one's inner gentleperson is choosing the right avatar. The right image, accessorized properly, can make even the Seiliest of Seils at least presentable in polite society. All requests are accepted (with the exception of those too poor or Canadian to ask in the first place), and customers can provide an existing image to modify or leave the choice of avatar to the full discretion of the Emporium. In return, the Emporium promises to fulfill requests in a timely and classy matter* TLDR, you bastards need some new avatars and I'm ready to give them to you. Besides, I know I owe a few lucky soulssmelly unfortunates some avatars from NonCon's last go-around and this gives me a chance to get those done properly. Unless I happen to get drunk and blow the commission on drugs and dirty National Geographic documentaries __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)*

09-08-2010, 01:09 AM	#6
McTahr For the right price... Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,268	I'll take eight! Been a while since this strip came up anyway. __________________ Gone.

09-08-2010, 01:17 AM	#7
rpgdemon Not a Taco Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,313	I don't promise to use it, if you give me some accessories. __________________ I did a lot of posting on here as a teenager, and I was pretty awful. Even after I learned, grew up, and came to be on the right side of a lot of important issues, I was still angry, abrasive, and generally increased the amount of hate in the world, in pretty unacceptable ways. On the off chance that someone is taking a trip down memory lane looking through those old threads, I wanted to devote my signature to say directly to you, I'm sorry. Thank you for letting me be better, NPF.

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09-07-2010, 11:37 PM	#2
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	I say, I say, I say! I wager, good madam, that your fine haberdashery's inventory contains not one single accessory that comes even close to matching the class expressed by my current Fancifully Self-Depictive Image.

09-07-2010, 11:50 PM	#3
Liquid Snake Troopa Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 74	I'd wager Solid Snake would be mighty interested.

09-08-2010, 01:50 AM	#8
Liquid Snake Troopa Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 74	You're just extremely jealous of the profound friendship I have with my awesome twin brother, aren't you, Nique?