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Unread 02-08-2007, 04:33 AM   #1
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070206...5PDW_QKPpMGN9F

I can't believe there isn't a thread about this yet...just read it...

More crazy than a Boston Bomb threat from cartoon aliens
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Unread 02-08-2007, 08:51 AM   #2
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Considering how much stress those astronauts are put under, the fact that at least one of them is crazy doesn't surprise me at all.
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Unread 02-08-2007, 09:27 PM   #3
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See, what I don't get is why people think that astronauts are in any way psychologically balanced, anyway. I mean, these are people whose chosen profession is to sit on giant flaming tubes and be shot into the cold, black, lifeless void of space. They're all nuts, if you ask me.
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Unread 02-08-2007, 09:30 PM   #4
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I think you would be safe making the case that mayhaps this one is just a tad bit more insane than the rest of them.

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Unread 02-08-2007, 09:37 PM   #5
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If I recall, one of the tests to pursue the career of becoming an astronaut is a psych test. So she was a nut afterward, not before.

Love drives people crazy, spacetravel drives people crazy, so love + spacetravel = ow.

Something like that.
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Unread 02-08-2007, 09:40 PM   #6
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But if two wrongs make a right, then logically, three insanes make an insane. Perhaps she fell in love with this dude (making her insane), went up into space (making her fine), then on the way came back the crazy-switch got flipped and BOOM. She wears a diaper across the states.

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If I recall, one of the tests to pursue the career of becoming an astronaut is a psych test. So she was a nut afterward, not before.
Astronauts have to be really really smart. Smart enough to know how to answer a psych test.
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Unread 02-08-2007, 11:49 PM   #8
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She has kids too, if I recall correctly. I feel bad for them. It's one thing for a parent to go crazy and try to murder somebody, it's another to have it all over the national news.
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She has kids too, if I recall correctly. I feel bad for them. It's one thing for a parent to go crazy and try to murder somebody, it's another to have it all over the national news.
She also has a husband and they were featured in Ladies' Home Journal a few months ago (he was working in Mission Control at the time). This is probably very humiliating for both him and his children.

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Astronauts have to be really really smart. Smart enough to know how to answer a psych test.
Yup. Sociopaths are especially adept at giving psychiatrists and psychologists the answers that they want to hear.

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Unread 02-09-2007, 12:26 AM   #10
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I wish I had some astronaut chick stalking me... in a good way, not the kidnap and kill me way. I think my life would be a whole lot easier.

ON TOPIC: Being married with kids and all that and still going after this other chick is a bit off the deep end, I mean think a little. By think a little I mean not solutions like wearing a diaper so you can go without bathroom stops, I mean consider your family and heck, being an astronaut consider how it makes your country look (even worse I mean), how incredibly selfish this whole thing is.
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