03-06-2010, 07:54 AM | #71 |
Lawful Sarcastic
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I wish I had a quirky time-travelling PS3...
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03-06-2010, 08:22 AM | #72 |
Artist and Writer of Comics
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I visited the gaming future and 'twas grim.
It was a dystopia in which EA and Activision and Squeenix controlled everything. A Gaming Triumvirate of Doom. They kept releasing the same games over and over again, blinding people with pretty graphics and stealing their money. They waged war against anything they considered a pirate, which was everything. DLC was replaced with ULC (Uploaded Content) in which they would upload whatever they wanted to your system, every stupid expansion and lame-o sequel and bad costume design patch they wanted. They did this to make the gaming society a homogenized mass of gaming drones. Everyday at 2pm we had "Hate Hour" where they would flash up a picture of Shigeru Miyamoto while we played 'Final Fantasy Guitar Hero 9' and we would chant how much we hated him. The news would tell us how he was plotting a new Revolution to overthrow the 3Party, we were told to be on the lookout for any moustachioed people in overalls.. Anyone who showed promise of resistance was lead away to a Room 101 where Hideo Kojima, now a brutal enforcer of the 3Party would subject you to convoluted mental torture and get you back in line, at least for awhile (his method of mental torture being that you had to play Metal Gear Solid 16 and tell him what the plot was about). After you had finally succumbed to the will of the 3Party you were allowed to live for a few weeks until they decided you should be liquidated. It was horrible, this future of gaming..
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03-06-2010, 08:49 AM | #73 |
FRONT KICK OF DOOM!
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03-06-2010, 10:28 AM | #74 |
Local Rookie Indie Dev
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GOD DAMNIT SONY!
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