A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine in South Carolina - Page 6

Lycanthrope · 01-01-2004, 05:34 PM

As I said before, file suit! Dude, I'm taking Government, We've studied laws so much less stupid than these that have been overturned. It doesn't matter if its not enforced, but if something like that is enforced, just take it to court.

The Devil Himself · 01-01-2004, 05:46 PM

Yeah, you never know when an extremely law-educated cop will decide to enforce one of those inane laws.

Lycanthrope · 01-01-2004, 06:05 PM

Watch out for the rookies. Their the ones who try to enforce them. The Jaded ones generally will let most minor things go.

Viper Daimao · 01-02-2004, 01:39 AM

i seem to remember hearing that it's illegal to carry wire cutters in public in texas. not really a stupid law, but just outdated since theres not much threat of stealing cattle now.

Domon · 01-02-2004, 02:19 AM

I live in Washington (State) and I'm eating a lolly pop right now just to spite who ever enforces that law.and on sunday im going to but some meat!

01-02-2004, 02:45 AM

in NYC it's actually illegal to pop balloons, and i've heard you get taxed just for passing through it too. and in LA you can legally use a belt on your wife for less than 2 hours

Mike McC · 01-03-2004, 12:51 AM

In Kirkland, Illinois, bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kirkland's streets.

In Champaign, Illinois, it's illegal to pee in your neighbor's mouth.

In Chicago, it's illegal to fish while sitting on the neck of a giraffe. It's also illegal to spit, and it's illegal to give whiskey to your dog. Sorry, Rover.

! · 01-03-2004, 01:17 AM

In Eureka, CA (where I live), it is illegal to sleep in the street.
In California, you are fined $500 for detonating a nuclear bomb. $500 dollars that I don't have. Damnit.

The Devil Himself · 01-03-2004, 03:39 AM

Only $500?!

Krylo · 01-03-2004, 03:52 AM

I'm thinking that law is so that they can fine military installations for nuclear testing, and make some money off of it. Seems like a good idea actually.

And in texas it's apparently illegal, and punishable by death, to put salt on train tracks.

01-01-2004, 05:34 PM	#51
Lycanthrope Deus Lupus Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Angels Posts: 2,925	As I said before, file suit! Dude, I'm taking Government, We've studied laws so much less stupid than these that have been overturned. It doesn't matter if its not enforced, but if something like that is enforced, just take it to court. __________________ "With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness" "I shoot Flying Monkies!" "Christmas had it coming its what it gets for taking over thanksgiving and threatening halloween with its weapons of mass consumerism" "Death to All Fanatics!" Official RP Action God Lycanthropic Poem "FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." -Death Krylo and BMG are apparently my bitches.

01-01-2004, 05:46 PM	#52
The Devil Himself EVERYTHING MUST DIE!!!!! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Solar System Posts: 420	Yeah, you never know when an extremely law-educated cop will decide to enforce one of those inane laws. __________________ I eat children!

01-01-2004, 06:05 PM	#53
Lycanthrope Deus Lupus Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Angels Posts: 2,925	Watch out for the rookies. Their the ones who try to enforce them. The Jaded ones generally will let most minor things go. __________________ "With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness" "I shoot Flying Monkies!" "Christmas had it coming its what it gets for taking over thanksgiving and threatening halloween with its weapons of mass consumerism" "Death to All Fanatics!" Official RP Action God Lycanthropic Poem "FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." -Death Krylo and BMG are apparently my bitches.

01-02-2004, 01:39 AM	#54
Viper Daimao Ninja Death God Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 1,087	i seem to remember hearing that it's illegal to carry wire cutters in public in texas. not really a stupid law, but just outdated since theres not much threat of stealing cattle now. __________________ "Falsehood is worse than hate, and that must be; if she whom I love, should ever love me"

01-03-2004, 12:51 AM	#57
Mike McC That went well. Didn't it? Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Wherever I am needed, I will be there. Posts: 5,064	In Kirkland, Illinois, bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kirkland's streets. In Champaign, Illinois, it's illegal to pee in your neighbor's mouth. In Chicago, it's illegal to fish while sitting on the neck of a giraffe. It's also illegal to spit, and it's illegal to give whiskey to your dog. Sorry, Rover. __________________ "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." - T. E. Lawrence "The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane." - Nikola Tesla "Words calculated to catch everyone may catch no one." - Adlai Stevenson

01-02-2004, 02:19 AM	#55
Domon Boo Buddy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Oly, Washington USA Posts: 685	I live in Washington (State) and I'm eating a lolly pop right now just to spite who ever enforces that law.and on sunday im going to but some meat!

01-02-2004, 02:45 AM	#56
Anarchy_Balsac Guest Posts: n/a	in NYC it's actually illegal to pop balloons, and i've heard you get taxed just for passing through it too. and in LA you can legally use a belt on your wife for less than 2 hours

01-03-2004, 01:17 AM	#58
! Hoorah for Shadow Flare! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Yes Posts: 647	In Eureka, CA (where I live), it is illegal to sleep in the street. In California, you are fined $500 for detonating a nuclear bomb. $500 dollars that I don't have. Damnit. __________________ No more Blue Mage...

01-03-2004, 03:39 AM	#59
The Devil Himself EVERYTHING MUST DIE!!!!! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Solar System Posts: 420	Only $500?! __________________ I eat children!

01-03-2004, 03:52 AM	#60
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	I'm thinking that law is so that they can fine military installations for nuclear testing, and make some money off of it. Seems like a good idea actually. And in texas it's apparently illegal, and punishable by death, to put salt on train tracks. __________________ I am very tired.