#605: "Dear god, why!" - Page 3

Bizzaro_Exdeath · 09-29-2005, 06:02 PM

Hehe, uphill both ways. Simultaneously.

mauve · 09-29-2005, 06:14 PM

This just goes to prove that space-time is the enemy. That, and space-time-bending poles. Those are enemies too.

MetalPsycho · 09-29-2005, 06:17 PM

This just proves that the LW's entire existance is made to be in a constant state of pain and torment. There's nothing that hasn't been done to them yet. They've had giant invincible dressers smashed on their heads, gone to hell, had their brains eaten, been blown up, turned to stone and thrown into a river of MD, coughed up lung taffie mucus, and the gods only know what else. Honestly, I'm worried Brian will run out of ideas at this rate.

PyrosNine · 09-29-2005, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MetalPsycho

Honestly, I'm worried Brian will run out of ideas at this rate.

They've not been given aids yet, so "so far so good."

Nor have they been attacked by godzilla, abducted by aliens, met an earlier version of themselves, been dragged along the ground a 151 miles per hour, been crucified, had to fight off a Zerg swarm then survive a dinner date with the Queen of Blades, commandered an army against the orcs in order to protect two furry footed idiots who have to throw a ring into a mountaind of doom, ran over with a steam roller, shrunken to a singularity, fallen in love and then betrayed, turned into monkeys, attacked my giant mutant turkeys, posssessed, mummified, had moths implant their young into their flesh, fought three of Bahamut's kin with only their bare hands, or molested by Michael Jackson.

I'd say Brian's still got plenty of stuff to bat at his Lightwarriors with.

Bizzaro_Exdeath · 09-29-2005, 10:18 PM

When did they have their brains eaten?

MetalPsycho · 09-29-2005, 11:34 PM

....Maybe I should have rephraised that sentence. <.<; Points taken.

ANd I was refering to the Orc Zombie incident. Though that was actually just BM, but we don't need everything happening to each of them. Spread it out a bit, yah?

ElfLad · 09-29-2005, 11:37 PM

Don't forget the frog transformation.

P.S.: The "Fact: Rapid chain teleportation..." sounds VERY Douglas Adams-esque.

DarthMauler64 · 09-29-2005, 11:54 PM

Wait...didn't they meet very short past versions of themselves when they were captured by those Sorcerors with the girls names?

I wonder how much more BM will be angry with Fighter...

iddqd · 09-30-2005, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Nuvapci

RM? The mental powerhouse? Obsession with side-quests is not a sign of intelligence...

I suspect RM will appear Tuesday (or so), climbing the outside of the castle, which in itself is not such a bad idea. Still, he'll probably have to single handedly defeat the main boss(es) (Ice Dragon right? It's been a while...). He took out the fire dragon, don't forget.

On a side note, I'm starting to think that there is a hidden force behind Fighter's incredible stupidity. Most definitely, he is just doing these things because he doesn't know better. There are, however, two different types of stupidity: Harmless and harmful. Most of the stupid we know is a mix of both, but Fighter (recently at least) seems to be nothing but harmful stupid (both to friends and foes). There has to be a reason for that. DId something change and we didn't notice?

So his plan is to get eaten by the Ice dragon, so that he may then use fire spells on their digestive tract?

Steel Shadow · 09-30-2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DarthMauler64

I wonder how much more BM will be angry with Fighter...

It'll keep on growing untill BM killls him. Snd since fighter will never die (at least not in a perminant sense) Thats alot of hate!

09-29-2005, 06:02 PM	#21
Bizzaro_Exdeath The Lord of the Morning Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 376	Hehe, uphill both ways. Simultaneously. __________________ Me, me, me. The great thing about being me, is that there's so many me's! Bizzaro Exdeath jabs the chest of whomever reads this sig. with the tip of his open-fold hand

09-29-2005, 06:14 PM	#22
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	This just goes to prove that space-time is the enemy. That, and space-time-bending poles. Those are enemies too. __________________ Yoo Hoo!

09-29-2005, 06:17 PM	#23
MetalPsycho Pikachu wants a hug. With teeth. Join Date: May 2005 Location: 4th Layer of Hell: Georgia. Posts: 632	This just proves that the LW's entire existance is made to be in a constant state of pain and torment. There's nothing that hasn't been done to them yet. They've had giant invincible dressers smashed on their heads, gone to hell, had their brains eaten, been blown up, turned to stone and thrown into a river of MD, coughed up lung taffie mucus, and the gods only know what else. Honestly, I'm worried Brian will run out of ideas at this rate. __________________ I sometimes wonder why people even try to make things that few ever really see funny. I could say anything I want here, and only half the people who see my posts at all would ever know. I could write "Dingle Blatter Potato-chucks" and question fifthfiend's sexuality all in one sentence, and noone would ever care.

09-29-2005, 10:18 PM	#25
Bizzaro_Exdeath The Lord of the Morning Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 376	When did they have their brains eaten? __________________ Me, me, me. The great thing about being me, is that there's so many me's! Bizzaro Exdeath jabs the chest of whomever reads this sig. with the tip of his open-fold hand

09-29-2005, 11:34 PM	#26
MetalPsycho Pikachu wants a hug. With teeth. Join Date: May 2005 Location: 4th Layer of Hell: Georgia. Posts: 632	....Maybe I should have rephraised that sentence. <.<; Points taken. ANd I was refering to the Orc Zombie incident. Though that was actually just BM, but we don't need everything happening to each of them. Spread it out a bit, yah? __________________ I sometimes wonder why people even try to make things that few ever really see funny. I could say anything I want here, and only half the people who see my posts at all would ever know. I could write "Dingle Blatter Potato-chucks" and question fifthfiend's sexuality all in one sentence, and noone would ever care.

09-29-2005, 11:37 PM	#27
ElfLad She's buying the Stairway to Heaven Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 581	Don't forget the frog transformation. P.S.: The "Fact: Rapid chain teleportation..." sounds VERY Douglas Adams-esque. __________________ Legendary: A webcomic about RPGs. Last edited by ElfLad; 09-29-2005 at 11:40 PM.

09-29-2005, 11:54 PM	#28
DarthMauler64 Doppleganger!!! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Pomona, CA Posts: 122	Wait...didn't they meet very short past versions of themselves when they were captured by those Sorcerors with the girls names? I wonder how much more BM will be angry with Fighter...