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Transcend · 02-01-2006, 12:42 AM

Black Mage wakes up from his coma, and has amnesia. Seeing his robes, and that he is in a hospital, he believes he was a cleric. He then starts a new life of peace, known as "Mr. Evilwizardington," for the only words legible on his smudged driver's license. Meanwhile, Fighter and Dr. Swordopolis, on a train ride to the West Coast, slowly begin to realize that their friendship may be something more. However, their budding romance is quickly cut short when Fighter's old business partner, Thief, shows up to settle a score. The ensuing fight hospitalizes both of them, but in seperate wards. They are treated, ironically, by Black Mage--but due to BM's amnesia and change of appearance, nobody recognizes each other. However, a janitor can be seen clearly staring quizzically at the way Evilwizardington interacts with his patients Fighter and Thief.

But nurse-on-call White Mage, who has slowly started to fall in love with Dr. Evilwizardington, does recognize Fighter, and old memories start to kindle a flicker of romance in her. The situation is strained at best, and reaches a breaking point when, as Dr. Evilwizardington treates Fighter with a Healing Shiv, she flashes back to a scene of BM stabbing Fighter. She experiences a crisis of confidence when she realizes that the man she loves is also the man she hated more than anyone else.

Lost and confused, she one night sneaks into Fighter's room, and begins attempting to seduce him. He is conflicted, but eventually gives in. As they embrace each other in passion, by an amazing coincidence, Dr. Swordopolis shows up with a care package, Thief sneaks in to finish the job, and Dr. Evilwizardington enters to check on his patient. Immediately Evilwizardington attacks Fighter, thinking he is raping his beloved. Dr. Swordopolis, in a fury, begins going after Evilwizardington and White Mage, while Thief attacks Dr. Swordopolis, to prevent him from stopping Evilwizardington from killing Fighter.

As Evilwizardington grabs a scalpel and prepares to plunge it into Fighter's chest, he suddenly has a flashback to a stabbing scene. He immediately stops in shock, realizing how horrible his life had been before his amnesia. Consumed by shame, he on the spot fires BOLT-1 at his head, cleanly killing himself.

As his body drops to the ground, White Mage realizes that Evilwizardington and Black Mage were truly different people, though they shared the same body--his redemption was complete. In shame, she beats herself to death with a healing hammer.

Thief takes advantage of the chaos to kill Fighter, and is killed in turn by Dr. Swordopolis. Dr. Swordopolis is then captured by the earlier-mentioned janitor, who is revealed to have been Red Mage in disguise, who was simply biding his time to capture and wield the great Sword God.

He is then killed by Evil Receptionist Sara.

POS Industries · 02-03-2006, 11:30 PM

Transcend.

Yes.

Waitaminute...

No.

Ralvuimago · 02-04-2006, 12:40 AM

Fighter comes across some manner of medeival shotgun and accidentally ruins everyone's good time.

Punch and pie is served.

**Satan's Onion** · 02-04-2006, 09:31 AM

I've posted it before, and I'll post it again:

Chaos is the ninja half-elf son of Onion Kid and the clone zombie female Black Belt from the alternate timeline where Black Mage's hat is differently colored and everyone has two heads.

I mean, the clues are obvious. They're all over the place if you look. Wake up, people.

And by the bye...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skit

Black Mage is a reincarnated demon lord and Thief and Red Mage are his reincarnated demon generals that were killed by a holy knight 2000 years ago. BM, RM and Thief will all suddenly remember who they were and try to take over the world again, Fighter remembers being the holy knight that killed them and tries to save it. Black Mage doesn't kill Thief and Red Mage. Fighter does.

Am I just reading too much into this, or is this scenario a little teensy bitty bit...Sailormoon-y? Not in a bad way, on account of Sailormoon being great and all. (Thief-cyte and Red Mage-cyte...hmm.)

02-01-2006, 12:42 AM	#11
Transcend Surf-Splashing Lovers Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Irrational but real. Posts: 226	Black Mage wakes up from his coma, and has amnesia. Seeing his robes, and that he is in a hospital, he believes he was a cleric. He then starts a new life of peace, known as "Mr. Evilwizardington," for the only words legible on his smudged driver's license. Meanwhile, Fighter and Dr. Swordopolis, on a train ride to the West Coast, slowly begin to realize that their friendship may be something more. However, their budding romance is quickly cut short when Fighter's old business partner, Thief, shows up to settle a score. The ensuing fight hospitalizes both of them, but in seperate wards. They are treated, ironically, by Black Mage--but due to BM's amnesia and change of appearance, nobody recognizes each other. However, a janitor can be seen clearly staring quizzically at the way Evilwizardington interacts with his patients Fighter and Thief. But nurse-on-call White Mage, who has slowly started to fall in love with Dr. Evilwizardington, does recognize Fighter, and old memories start to kindle a flicker of romance in her. The situation is strained at best, and reaches a breaking point when, as Dr. Evilwizardington treates Fighter with a Healing Shiv, she flashes back to a scene of BM stabbing Fighter. She experiences a crisis of confidence when she realizes that the man she loves is also the man she hated more than anyone else. Lost and confused, she one night sneaks into Fighter's room, and begins attempting to seduce him. He is conflicted, but eventually gives in. As they embrace each other in passion, by an amazing coincidence, Dr. Swordopolis shows up with a care package, Thief sneaks in to finish the job, and Dr. Evilwizardington enters to check on his patient. Immediately Evilwizardington attacks Fighter, thinking he is raping his beloved. Dr. Swordopolis, in a fury, begins going after Evilwizardington and White Mage, while Thief attacks Dr. Swordopolis, to prevent him from stopping Evilwizardington from killing Fighter. As Evilwizardington grabs a scalpel and prepares to plunge it into Fighter's chest, he suddenly has a flashback to a stabbing scene. He immediately stops in shock, realizing how horrible his life had been before his amnesia. Consumed by shame, he on the spot fires BOLT-1 at his head, cleanly killing himself. As his body drops to the ground, White Mage realizes that Evilwizardington and Black Mage were truly different people, though they shared the same body--his redemption was complete. In shame, she beats herself to death with a healing hammer. Thief takes advantage of the chaos to kill Fighter, and is killed in turn by Dr. Swordopolis. Dr. Swordopolis is then captured by the earlier-mentioned janitor, who is revealed to have been Red Mage in disguise, who was simply biding his time to capture and wield the great Sword God. He is then killed by Evil Receptionist Sara. Last edited by Transcend; 02-01-2006 at 01:04 AM.

02-03-2006, 11:30 PM	#12
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02-04-2006, 12:40 AM	#13
Ralvuimago Y'all Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama Posts: 186	Fighter comes across some manner of medeival shotgun and accidentally ruins everyone's good time. Punch and pie is served. __________________ Ralvuimago! In case your wondering, my return does herald the apocolypse. Sorry.