guesses at BM's first blue magic skill? - Page 6

willyolio · 03-09-2006, 02:04 AM

kick ass. my first guess was right! sort of. according to RM anyway.

Locke cole · 03-09-2006, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Neodymium

Now that I think about it, Goblin Punch is not really likely.

In FFV, if used right, Goblin Punch can deal 9999 damage pretty easily. I don't think that's extremely weak. If your Blue Mage is at least level 90, Goblin Punch will fuck up the final boss (Neo X-Death) something AWFUL. One piece at a time. (Of course, it's rarely used since it only targets one of X's parts; however only GP Toss is capable of dealing 9999 with the reliability of GP against all the targets.)

Also Locke, IIRC Exploder has a 100% hit rate. Unless the target is in the middle of a Palidor/Jump attack, that is.

I know, I'm just imagining BM somhow missing, like the enemy jumps out of range, or Fighter tries to "protect" BM, completely botching the spell except for the painful self-death part.

bass_virus · 03-09-2006, 06:56 PM

so his first skill is the ability to deliver a strong kick in the junk, now that is almighty.

bolevar321 · 03-09-2006, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Locke cole

I know, I'm just imagining BM somhow missing, like the enemy jumps out of range, or Fighter tries to "protect" BM, completely botching the spell except for the painful self-death part.

Or, in Garland's case, the target has crotch armor.
CLANG!!!
Or if, say, for a monster, it has no nuts...
Kari has no balls...
I think lich may have at one point, but they have long since biodegraded...
(how did he ever have a son, that's what I wonder...)

JONJONAUG · 03-09-2006, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by bolevar321

Or, in Garland's case, the target has crotch armor.
CLANG!!!
Or if, say, for a monster, it has no nuts...
Kari has no balls...
I think lich may have at one point, but they have long since biodegraded...
(how did he ever have a son, that's what I wonder...)

If your're wondering how he had a son, you're insane. That means you haven't wondered how Black Mage can nuke a forest, Fighter can block sand particles (if he could move his sword that fast, it would melt from air friction), Thief changing the color of his clothes, etc.

bolevar321 · 03-09-2006, 08:59 PM

BM has magic, fighter's swords are infused with the power of sword, which makes them twice as swordy and really shiny, and thief... Well, he's thief.
That also means Vilbert's mom's a... GOD, I wish I could scrub that thought from my head.

Meister · 03-10-2006, 03:05 AM

Well, now we know, and since we almost hit post limit, please direct the discussion to the current comic threads.

03-09-2006, 02:04 AM	#51
willyolio Shyguy Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 139	kick ass. my first guess was right! sort of. according to RM anyway. __________________ i'm going to live forever. so far, so good.

03-09-2006, 06:56 PM	#53
bass_virus Second gunman on the grassy knoll Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pissant town in a state cold enough to freeze hell over Posts: 490	so his first skill is the ability to deliver a strong kick in the junk, now that is almighty. __________________ The Dusk of Man Four Gods wait on the windowsill Where once eight Gods did war and will And if the Gods themselves may die What does that say for you and I?

03-09-2006, 08:59 PM	#56
bolevar321 Master of chuckery Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 391	BM has magic, fighter's swords are infused with the power of sword, which makes them twice as swordy and really shiny, and thief... Well, he's thief. That also means Vilbert's mom's a... GOD, I wish I could scrub that thought from my head. __________________ How many swords could a swordchuck chuck if a swordchuck could chuck swords?

03-10-2006, 03:05 AM	#57
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	Well, now we know, and since we almost hit post limit, please direct the discussion to the current comic threads.