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Unread 03-15-2006, 08:58 PM   #21
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ya this movie was so terrible where do i got for a refund of my life?
anyways i saw this movie with misterchainsaw and another person the only reason i "liked" it was because i snuck a bunch of food in and was insulting it with every thing i could.
I have a few questions that i would like to ask cause the people in the movie dont know the answer.
Question one. Why in all of hell did their clothes keep changing colour
Question two. Have they ever heard of cross fire
Question three. Why did the CG suck so much I can make things that look about that good in a day or so im not kidding if anyone wants to see just tell me.
Question four. Why did they use the power rule for video games arnet we supposed to be beyond that.
Question five. In the last sword fight why do the swords light on fire and why does the builind with no flameable object burst into flames.
Question six through sexillion. WHY DOES IT SUCK SO MUCH

For anyone who doesent know the power rule its the more skin a women showing the more powerful they are and the less skin a man is showing the more powerful they are if you dont belive me then just look here
would like to thank Misterchainsaw for showing me this)
Ill go b4 i start to rant

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Unread 03-15-2006, 09:28 PM   #22
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ya this movie was so terrible where do i got for a refund of my life?
anyways i saw this movie with misterchainsaw and another person the only reason i "liked" it was because i snuck a bunch of food in and was insulting it with every thing i could.
I have a few questions that i would like to ask cause the people in the movie dont know the answer.
Question one. Why in all of hell did their clothes keep changing colour
Question two. Have they ever heard of cross fire
Question three. Why did the CG suck so much I can make things that look about that good in a day or so im not kidding if anyone wants to see just tell me.
Question four. Why did they use the power rule for video games arnet we supposed to be beyond that.
Question five. In the last sword fight why do the swords light on fire and why does the builind with no flameable object burst into flames.
Question six through sexillion. WHY DOES IT SUCK SO MUCH
Question 1. No one knows.
Question Two. No
Question C: Because movie producers are cheap bastards.
Question #4: Because they are stupid. No.
Question number five: The guy had a flamethrower. The fire was put out by her blood (which makes no sense) and then it was just squirting flamable liquid. Some got on the swords. They dragged their swords along the ground, which made sparks, igniting the liquid. The building burned because the fire spread from the sword, and it burned because that is supposed to be dramatic.
Pregunta el número seis: porque esto hizo. Las películas que son hechas para parecer bien en publicidades, nueve de diez veces, sorben el asno.

(Question number six: because it did. Movies that are made to look good in commercials, nine out of ten times, suck ass.)
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Unread 03-16-2006, 02:22 AM   #23
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On the contrary. I believe that when placed side-by-side, Daredevil would look like Oscar material compared to this diarrheic excretion of a film.
I think I will have to cede this point to you.
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Unread 03-16-2006, 02:31 AM   #24
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Woot! My dad probably would have made us rent this because it had people exploding and whatnot. He also wanted to rent Aeonflux a month ago. He believed it had already been released. He also doesn't listen to me when I state opinions. Or facts.

You get it.
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Unread 03-16-2006, 02:51 AM   #25
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Good god. 0_o And I considered maybe seeing it?

Noting everyone's comments, I'll pass on the invitation to go with my co-workers. I mean, if it could make DareDevil look good...
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Unread 03-16-2006, 03:01 AM   #26
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The movie suck'ed so badly the least they could do is explain why her clothes changed color.

I had no idea why that happend.
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The movie suck'ed so badly the least they could do is explain why her clothes changed color.

I had no idea why that happend.

Or the hair.

They had to justify why they were cutting Jerry* in Special Effects a paycheque, so they let him play around randomly.



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