Dog Condoms? Meat scented? Somebody thought this was a good idea? - Page 2

ZERO. · 03-16-2006, 03:11 AM

These people need an ass kicking, they need it to knock some sense in them.

Novasol · 03-16-2006, 03:16 AM

... I feel ashamed of my avatar and title right now.

I mean, putting a sweater on a dog and pretending it's human is bad enough. This is on a whole other level.

Guillotine them. NOW.

**Satan's Onion** · 03-16-2006, 08:20 AM

Okay--hands up, all those of you who look forward to trying to affix a scented rubber overcoat to your dog's meat rocket. (Ew, I just typed that!)...I didn't think so.

Just a point to ponder: Why flavors and scents, anyway? All the dogs I've ever seen didn't seem to need any further incentive to thoroughly explore those parts of themselves pretty much on a daily basis. Or are the manufacturers trying to get other dogs...to...

Excuse me, please, while I go and scream/sob into a pillow.

CHICAGO�lollie · 03-16-2006, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan's Onion

Or are the manufacturers trying to get other dogs...to...

Look out, society! Caninehomophobia is a-comin' your way!

synkr0nized · 03-16-2006, 06:43 PM

So, how is it being gullible?

There's nothing on that domain aside from the two linked pages. No information about the "company," no trademark or copyright notices, no contact information, no business address (real or cyber), etc.

Though I suppose it would be amusing watching dog owners follow their dogs around, condoms in hand, waiting for the appropriate time.

TheSpacePope · 03-16-2006, 07:33 PM

Well we do already pick up their poop.
Isn't that good enough for those lazy bastards.

Fuck you rover, put your own damn rubber on!

misterchainsaw · 03-16-2006, 07:42 PM

A hoax?

damn they did a good job though untill pressd for details well damn i wanted to see them on the shelvs and go XD

Fifthfiend · 03-16-2006, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sky Warrior Bob

I can't believe something like this even got made, let alone got to the preliminary testing phase. I mean, even *IF* a person believed that neutering a dog was a bad thing, I can't make the logical jump from that point, to putting the condom on for the dog. And meat scented condoms?

No... Just no.

http://www.dogcondoms.com/product-recall.html
http://www.dogcondoms.com

SWB

Not for nothing, but I'm pretty sure they're bullshitting.

Meister · 03-17-2006, 04:56 AM

14 posts, that's a new record around here. I don't think it was a good job at all; the fact that clicking on the "~~obviously photoshop~~ prototype package" (hehe, package) takes you to a site where you can buy condoms (for homo sapiens) is a giveaway, not to mention everything synkr0nized said. Bonsai Kittens does a better job of fooling people, and the concept behind that is even more absurd. To the site's credit, it's probably a marketing ploy for the condom site, and I guess at least that works.

MetalPsycho · 03-17-2006, 08:16 AM

*whew* Good. And here I was worried that there was no hope. I was gona slit my wrists and everything.

Yay for bullcrap. :P

03-16-2006, 03:11 AM	#11
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03-16-2006, 03:16 AM	#12
Novasol N...ne...sss.... h...iii...iiiiii.. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 9th Circle of Hell Posts: 587	... I feel ashamed of my avatar and title right now. I mean, putting a sweater on a dog and pretending it's human is bad enough. This is on a whole other level. Guillotine them. NOW. __________________ Now, I'm not saying my opponent is a communist, but if he had a large sum of money, he would distribute it evenly to the populace... WITH PRIORITY GIVEN TO THOSE IN NEED.

03-16-2006, 08:20 AM	#13
Satan's Onion Swing You Sinners! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 4th Street Posts: 2,666	Okay--hands up, all those of you who look forward to trying to affix a scented rubber overcoat to your dog's meat rocket. (Ew, I just typed that!)...I didn't think so. Just a point to ponder: Why flavors and scents, anyway? All the dogs I've ever seen didn't seem to need any further incentive to thoroughly explore those parts of themselves pretty much on a daily basis. Or are the manufacturers trying to get other dogs...to... Excuse me, please, while I go and scream/sob into a pillow. __________________ Good evening, ladies. Please enter and be tained .

03-16-2006, 06:43 PM	#15
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,856	So, how is it being gullible? There's nothing on that domain aside from the two linked pages. No information about the "company," no trademark or copyright notices, no contact information, no business address (real or cyber), etc. Though I suppose it would be amusing watching dog owners follow their dogs around, condoms in hand, waiting for the appropriate time. __________________ Find love.

03-16-2006, 07:33 PM	#16
TheSpacePope Gigity Join Date: May 2005 Location: Lincoln. Nebraska Posts: 1,536	Well we do already pick up their poop. Isn't that good enough for those lazy bastards. Fuck you rover, put your own damn rubber on! __________________ Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust

03-16-2006, 07:42 PM	#17
misterchainsaw Shyguy Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: canada Posts: 226	A hoax? damn they did a good job though untill pressd for details well damn i wanted to see them on the shelvs and go XD __________________ "I dragged this lake looking for corpses Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards Pieces of planes and black box recorders Don't lie" Proud and active member of the AAPR -"Of course all canadains are flatchested, why do you think Pamela Anderson got implants?"

03-17-2006, 04:56 AM	#19
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	14 posts, that's a new record around here. I don't think it was a good job at all; the fact that clicking on the "~~obviously photoshop~~ prototype package" (hehe, package) takes you to a site where you can buy condoms (for homo sapiens) is a giveaway, not to mention everything synkr0nized said. Bonsai Kittens does a better job of fooling people, and the concept behind that is even more absurd. To the site's credit, it's probably a marketing ploy for the condom site, and I guess at least that works.

03-17-2006, 08:16 AM	#20
MetalPsycho Pikachu wants a hug. With teeth. Join Date: May 2005 Location: 4th Layer of Hell: Georgia. Posts: 632	whew Good. And here I was worried that there was no hope. I was gona slit my wrists and everything. Yay for bullcrap. :P __________________ I sometimes wonder why people even try to make things that few ever really see funny. I could say anything I want here, and only half the people who see my posts at all would ever know. I could write "Dingle Blatter Potato-chucks" and question fifthfiend's sexuality all in one sentence, and noone would ever care.