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Seran · 03-22-2006, 03:35 PM

That was fun to read! Escobar...

...odd it surrounds a goth girl and Fighter's sword being used on herself for some form of suicide...

Normally, I'd ask why so many people hate goth/emo music, but I'm not going to ask since that's not the topic here.

Hey, at least Fighter got 25 gil. Which would go directly to Thief, most likely.

Vaij · 03-22-2006, 03:45 PM

Yeah. A gold star for anyone who can name both of the references in the part with Escobar.

theKOT · 03-22-2006, 11:24 PM

Why would you need Mayonaisse for pancakes? Blech.
But the rest was pretty good. I liked the thief-Escobar thing.

Vaij · 03-25-2006, 02:11 AM

The whole "pancakes made out of mayonnaise" was an idea I got from Beavis and Butthead. And Escobar...

Monoxx · 03-25-2006, 12:54 PM

How about, when Red Mage and Black Mage have those discussions about superheros (Batman vs Doom, as an example) you could do a real fight between them, you controlling the winning superhero, and the comments from the Mages (He got Gotham City... He got plans, etc) could be shown on top of it, like when Fighter said "I didnt want to do this but..." on the giant fight?

The Truth Is In Here · 03-25-2006, 04:34 PM

I personoly hate the NPC that only says one phrase over and over so...

First talk
Fighter: I like swords
Boy: I like guns

2nd talk
Fighter: I'm going to be a light warrior wee!
Boy: I'm going to be a terrorist wee!

3rd talk
Fighter: Dosen times
Boy:Killing Spree
...

Vaij · 03-25-2006, 06:19 PM

Fighter: Um, hey, kid, what does it mean when someone says '404-Error'?
Kid: Well...that usually implies some sort of error. Why?
Fighter: This one really creepy red-garbed mage said that to me when I told him that I like swords.
Kid:...A wizard did it. That's all I can say.
Fighter: So, that mage did it to himself? Why? What kind of suicidal tendencies lie in his blood?

Man: I can't talk, I have tons of things to finish today.
Black Mage: Then why aren't you doing them instead of bitching about your workload?
Man: Why aren't you out questing instead of slacking off and talking to NPCs?
Black Mage:...Ok, you got me.

The Truth Is In Here · 03-25-2006, 07:53 PM

Now BM's turn

1st time
BM: Urge to kill riseing
Boy: yeah me too

2nd time
BM: I can easly kill you all
Boy: but I can kill you easyer

3rd time
BM: So wanna kill someone
Boy: yeah <fight occures>

RM-
1st time
RM: OMG an NPG
Boy: OMG a guy without a head
RM: but I have a head
Boy: (pulles out shot gun) do you?

2nd time
RM: Ha you cant hit me with that I have to high a dexterity score
Boy: (pulles out chain gun) how high
...

Jared Todd · 03-25-2006, 08:51 PM

... umm........ okay?

RM leading, man standing in front of the item shop/bar after the guards are killed.
Man: Liscence and registration, please.
RM: Liscence, you say.. Just a moment.
*pause*
Hmm.. this should do it.
Handed guard Eye of Bullfrog.
Man: .. did..... you just... give me an eye?
RM: It's useful in wikka spells, as well as a nice proiled snack.
Man: You do know there's no way in here without a liscence..
RM: *sigh* /bug: This guard won't accept my quest item.

Man: Liscence and registration, sir.
Thief: Sir? You'd call me a sir! I'm an elf! Not some lowly sir!
Man: Sorry, err..... uhh.....
Thief: Forget it. Here, this'll be enough, won't it?
Handed guard 1500 GP.

Man: Hey! Wait just one second, you look like that kid that murdered those two guards!
BM: They were dead when I got here, I swear.
Man: I saw you murdering them! You'll have to come with me.
BM: Right, uhhm.. just a second. *runs to the corner*
Man: Hey, come back here!! *runs past him*

Fighter: Who're you?
Man: .. excuse me?
Fighter: Who're you?
Man: I'm the replacement guard... who are you?
Fighter: I'm Fighter.
Man: Original name...

Vaij · 03-27-2006, 12:36 PM

Guard: Wait!
Fighter: 192 pounds, 192 of which is meat, and the rest is my amazing brain!
Guard: Hmm....well, you do make a compelling case....Ok, no problem here.
Fighter: Goody goody gumdrops!

03-22-2006, 03:45 PM	#32
Vaij For swift justice! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Washington DC Posts: 154	Yeah. A gold star for anyone who can name both of the references in the part with Escobar. __________________ :rmage: Who the hell wants a higher Charisma score?All that's good for is getting girls, and face it, you're a nerd. And don't give me any of that "escape" crap, why would you want to escape? You live in the greatest country in the world....unless you live in Great Britain or somewhere like that. Then boost your charisma. :rmage: Evolution is my bitch.

03-22-2006, 11:24 PM	#33
theKOT Goomba Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 14	Why would you need Mayonaisse for pancakes? Blech. But the rest was pretty good. I liked the thief-Escobar thing. __________________ Miko and BM!!!

03-25-2006, 02:11 AM	#34
Vaij For swift justice! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Washington DC Posts: 154	The whole "pancakes made out of mayonnaise" was an idea I got from Beavis and Butthead. And Escobar... __________________ :rmage: Who the hell wants a higher Charisma score?All that's good for is getting girls, and face it, you're a nerd. And don't give me any of that "escape" crap, why would you want to escape? You live in the greatest country in the world....unless you live in Great Britain or somewhere like that. Then boost your charisma. :rmage: Evolution is my bitch.

03-25-2006, 04:34 PM	#36
The Truth Is In Here Just your everyday Ninja Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 100	I personoly hate the NPC that only says one phrase over and over so... First talk Fighter: I like swords Boy: I like guns 2nd talk Fighter: I'm going to be a light warrior wee! Boy: I'm going to be a terrorist wee! 3rd talk Fighter: Dosen times Boy:Killing Spree ... __________________ Just your everyday ninja

03-25-2006, 06:19 PM	#37
Vaij For swift justice! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Washington DC Posts: 154	Fighter: Um, hey, kid, what does it mean when someone says '404-Error'? Kid: Well...that usually implies some sort of error. Why? Fighter: This one really creepy red-garbed mage said that to me when I told him that I like swords. Kid:...A wizard did it. That's all I can say. Fighter: So, that mage did it to himself? Why? What kind of suicidal tendencies lie in his blood? Man: I can't talk, I have tons of things to finish today. Black Mage: Then why aren't you doing them instead of bitching about your workload? Man: Why aren't you out questing instead of slacking off and talking to NPCs? Black Mage:...Ok, you got me. __________________ :rmage: Who the hell wants a higher Charisma score?All that's good for is getting girls, and face it, you're a nerd. And don't give me any of that "escape" crap, why would you want to escape? You live in the greatest country in the world....unless you live in Great Britain or somewhere like that. Then boost your charisma. :rmage: Evolution is my bitch.

03-22-2006, 03:35 PM	#31
Seran Monty Mole Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 875	That was fun to read! Escobar... ...odd it surrounds a goth girl and Fighter's sword being used on herself for some form of suicide... Normally, I'd ask why so many people hate goth/emo music, but I'm not going to ask since that's not the topic here. Hey, at least Fighter got 25 gil. Which would go directly to Thief, most likely.

03-25-2006, 07:53 PM	#38
The Truth Is In Here Just your everyday Ninja Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 100	Now BM's turn 1st time BM: Urge to kill riseing Boy: yeah me too 2nd time BM: I can easly kill you all Boy: but I can kill you easyer 3rd time BM: So wanna kill someone Boy: yeah <fight occures> RM- 1st time RM: OMG an NPG Boy: OMG a guy without a head RM: but I have a head Boy: (pulles out shot gun) do you? 2nd time RM: Ha you cant hit me with that I have to high a dexterity score Boy: (pulles out chain gun) how high ... __________________ Just your everyday ninja Last edited by The Truth Is In Here; 03-25-2006 at 08:15 PM.

03-25-2006, 08:51 PM	#39
Jared Todd Boo Buddy Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ca.. nad...nada? Posts: 685	... umm........ okay? RM leading, man standing in front of the item shop/bar after the guards are killed. Man: Liscence and registration, please. RM: Liscence, you say.. Just a moment. pause Hmm.. this should do it. Handed guard Eye of Bullfrog. Man: .. did..... you just... give me an eye? RM: It's useful in wikka spells, as well as a nice proiled snack. Man: You do know there's no way in here without a liscence.. RM: sigh /bug: This guard won't accept my quest item. Man: Liscence and registration, sir. Thief: Sir? You'd call me a sir! I'm an elf! Not some lowly sir! Man: Sorry, err..... uhh..... Thief: Forget it. Here, this'll be enough, won't it? Handed guard 1500 GP. Man: Hey! Wait just one second, you look like that kid that murdered those two guards! BM: They were dead when I got here, I swear. Man: I saw you murdering them! You'll have to come with me. BM: Right, uhhm.. just a second. runs to the corner Man: Hey, come back here!! runs past him Fighter: Who're you? Man: .. excuse me? Fighter: Who're you? Man: I'm the replacement guard... who are you? Fighter: I'm Fighter. Man: Original name... __________________ http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e4...h_todd/sig.png

03-27-2006, 12:36 PM	#40
Vaij For swift justice! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Washington DC Posts: 154	Guard: Wait! Fighter: 192 pounds, 192 of which is meat, and the rest is my amazing brain! Guard: Hmm....well, you do make a compelling case....Ok, no problem here. Fighter: Goody goody gumdrops! __________________ :rmage: Who the hell wants a higher Charisma score?All that's good for is getting girls, and face it, you're a nerd. And don't give me any of that "escape" crap, why would you want to escape? You live in the greatest country in the world....unless you live in Great Britain or somewhere like that. Then boost your charisma. :rmage: Evolution is my bitch.