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Unread 04-17-2006, 09:49 AM   #221
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But little did they know that B_Real_Shadows is really the god of manwhoring who has managed to get every pretty girl on the face of the planet in bed with him.
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Unread 04-17-2006, 10:07 AM   #222
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Or at least, he likes to believe that.
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Unread 04-17-2006, 10:38 AM   #223
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Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare.
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And yet still did he long for the ceiling-rape of SpacePope's virgin ass.
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Unread 04-17-2006, 12:50 PM   #224
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Silly Kitty then got annoyed with everyone and decided to slap some hos.
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Unread 04-17-2006, 01:10 PM   #225
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but his ho slapping hand was destroyed by the super zombie mecha dragon of ho killers planet named creativehatsmen and since every one was being called a ho he went on a killing spree but he did not kill me becuase i have not been called a ho yet
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Unread 04-17-2006, 02:57 PM   #226
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The Wandering God wept as run-on sentences ran rampant.

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Unread 04-17-2006, 04:19 PM   #227
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Then the being known to mortal men as hackmage, for his real name (h4x.m4g3) is unpronouncable by the human tongue, arose from the bargin bin and called godofodd a ho, before returning to his mission of saving the president from ninjas, because he is a bad enough dude.
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Unread 04-17-2006, 04:26 PM   #228
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the moment after hearing his name and the word ho in the same sentence god of odd died of unknown reasons
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Unread 04-17-2006, 05:26 PM   #229
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Except they weren't really unknown-Silly Kitty killed him after he got her gender wrong.
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Unread 04-17-2006, 05:28 PM   #230
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He was probably an emo punk who deserved it, anyway.
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