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Regulus Tera · 06-18-2006, 11:19 AM

If you really, really want to continue with Sora matches, you should try either Sora VS Riku, or Sora VS Xemnas (In Zebra mode!) all by himself.

No teams, no limits, just good old Sora against his adversary. Maybe a summon at the right, his good old Ultima Weapon, and that's it.

Sora is simplily the fucking badass of Square. If you have finished all the Underworld cups, you realize not even Cloud, Leon, Yuffie & Tifa could fight against him in solo. He kicked Sephiroth's ass. The only thing that could ever defeat him is either one of his enemies or Riku after KHII, where we don't actually see the full extent of his powers because the fucking guy is at your team. If Square ever makes a spin-off that explains what the fuck were Mickey and Riku doing after Chain of Memories, my dream will come true and we will have some canon about this fight. But for now, Sora is freaking Goku. Invincible. And if he were ever killed, he would come from the grave to kill you with his giant key.

Burkion · 06-18-2006, 11:23 AM

OK, ok.

Here's a match for the ages: Sora VS Beserked EVA Unit 01.

EVA is 12 feet tall, but has the same strength as he did when he was at his normal height.

Sora is in final Form.

Let the blood bath begin.

Regulus Tera · 06-18-2006, 11:32 AM

Yui-sama wins. She takes out the Lance of Longinus (hereafter called LoL), impales herself with it, calls all of her fellow harpies each one with a copy of the LoL, and Sando Impacto begins.

Sora gets tangified, his soul becomes one with that of all human beings, and Shinji finally decides he likes to be with other human beings. Then, Sora returns from the sea of LCL and realizes Yui-sama has gone to other worlds to continue the goal of spreading human life across the universe.

When you are a freaking God with control over the fate of humanity, you can always trigger a vagina-filled apocalypse over your siblings, don't you think so?

Burkion · 06-18-2006, 11:34 AM

...I said beserked. Not fucked up. No EoE here my lady.

Why? Because for the most part it seems non cannon.

So that means no LoL. And no vagaina tang.

Regulus Tera · 06-18-2006, 11:38 AM

End of Eva is as canonical as Pen Pen is the hottest penguin in 2015. Also, when Shogouki goes bousou, it basically is Yui-sama telling Shinji-kun "You know what son? Shut the fuck up. Mommy has work to do here. Also, munchies munchies, Zeruel tastes good!"

In that case, Sora wins. The fucking guy defeated a giant Heartless monster at the sabana. Though, I think Sho takes out an arm or a feet in the proccess.

Roy_D_Mylote · 06-18-2006, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Chipper173

Come on, you guys. We've established that Sora & co. can kill pretty much everyone ever except Nuklear Man and that's because he was a parody of overly-powered characters.

Okay, my fight: Regular continuity Captain America vs. Ultimate Captain America. My money's on Ultimate.

Ultimate Captain for sure. I mean, he's ULTIMATE! ULTIMATE, I say. He's lived through a fight with the UXM!

Archbio · 06-18-2006, 05:07 PM

Who the hell is Sora* and why is he in every match?

*I don't really care.

Mesden · 06-18-2006, 05:16 PM

He's the main character in Squenix's Kingdom Hearts series. He's probably in a lot of fights because of KH 2's recent popularity and the performance he gives as a character in the game.

And he doesn't really one shot everything. Plus he's got a varying assortment of skills that makes him fun to match things up with.

Fifthfiend · 06-18-2006, 06:33 PM

SORA & CO V. THE AVENGERS

I guess I'll try to argue this one for the Avengers, because eh, what the hell.

As mentioned you can do this a couple of ways, either with the New Avengers or the classic team.

Well, your New Avengers are going to be Luke Cage, Captain America, Iron Man, Spider Man, Spider Woman, Wolverine, and Sentry.

So,

Sora, Riku, Mickey, Goofy, Donald, Auron and Tron VS Luke Cage, Captain America, Iron Man, Spider Man, Spider Woman, Wolverine, and Sentry

Sentry could be a big equalizer in all of this. Except so far all Sentry's done is lie in fucking bed and cry cause he's a big fucking crybaby. So he's busy crying and shit.

It looks pretty hopeless at first glance for the NA, until you realize that Spider-Woman has pheromone powers and two of the other side's heavy hitters are teenage boys. So with a bit of artfulness she should have the two of them beating the tar out of one another in no time.

Spider-Woman's got some kind of fucked-up pheromone power or something, so she could probably get the drop on Sora, you know that kid's got all kind of puberty issues. That knocks out a big leg of the team's power.

Tron, well, Iron Man's mister Techmological Genius, he could probably, I don't know, give Tron a virus, or convert him into code and delete him, or some horseshit.

You probably have to do samurai v. samurai, so Auron ends up fighting Wolverine, well, one of 'em has instantaneous regeneration ('healing factor' my ass, maybe twenty years ago you could call it a 'healing factor'), and the other, well shit, he's already dead, how the fuck are you gonna wear him out? So, that one's pretty deadlocked.

I'll say the shield users face off, and man, I don't think anybody's going to argue Goofy lasts in any kind of fight against Captain America. I mean come on, I don't care how much you Square-ify goddamn Goofy, he's not winning any fight against no goddamn Captain America

Then you've got Mickey fighting Spider-Man, except, well, we don't really know exactly what the fuck Mickey can do, I mean, it's not like we ever really see him doing anything too fancy. We'll say they end up more or less evenly matched.

Then you've got Power Man vs., well, vs. a sort-of-talking anthropomorphic duck. Except it's still a duck who knows all manner of crazy-assed magic, and it's pretty well established that however invulnerable Power Man's skin may be, his internal organs liquefy just about as easily as the next guy's, so a couple rounds of Graviga or whatever and it's lights out for Power Man.

But unfortunately Donald's gonna get KO'd pretty quickly by Iron Man and Captain America, and from there it's a matter of numbers advantage, with the two of them helping Spider-Man triple-team Mickey, and then, well, actually they probably hang back and let Auron smack the crap out of Wolverine, but by then he's probably worn down enough that the three of him can do, well, whatever it is you do to Zombie Auron. I don't know, Iron Man comes up with a way to disrupt his energy field or some shit.

So, there you go. Not necessarily likely, but at least possible.

I guess I didn't get to classic Avengers, maybe another time.

Chipper173 · 06-18-2006, 07:19 PM

^That is how fights should go here.

I'm bringing up an older one I might've posted before: Solid Snake vs. V (from the movie, 'cause comic V was a wuss). Say Snake had a knife and SOCOM and CQC and V has a full compliment of knives. Neither of them have the drop on each other, and they're fighting in a neutral environment.

06-18-2006, 11:19 AM	#311
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	If you really, really want to continue with Sora matches, you should try either Sora VS Riku, or Sora VS Xemnas (In Zebra mode!) all by himself. No teams, no limits, just good old Sora against his adversary. Maybe a summon at the right, his good old Ultima Weapon, and that's it. Sora is simplily the fucking badass of Square. If you have finished all the Underworld cups, you realize not even Cloud, Leon, Yuffie & Tifa could fight against him in solo. He kicked Sephiroth's ass. The only thing that could ever defeat him is either one of his enemies or Riku after KHII, where we don't actually see the full extent of his powers because the fucking guy is at your team. If Square ever makes a spin-off that explains what the fuck were Mickey and Riku doing after Chain of Memories, my dream will come true and we will have some canon about this fight. But for now, Sora is freaking Goku. Invincible. And if he were ever killed, he would come from the grave to kill you with his giant key. Last edited by Regulus Tera; 06-18-2006 at 11:23 AM.

06-18-2006, 05:07 PM	#317
Archbio Data is Turned On Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,980	Who the hell is Sora* and why is he in every match? *I don't really care. __________________ 6201 Reasons to Support Electoral Reform.

06-18-2006, 05:16 PM	#318
Mesden There is no Toph, only Melon Lord! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Inside of a box inside of a smaller box Posts: 4,310	He's the main character in Squenix's Kingdom Hearts series. He's probably in a lot of fights because of KH 2's recent popularity and the performance he gives as a character in the game. And he doesn't really one shot everything. Plus he's got a varying assortment of skills that makes him fun to match things up with. __________________ I can tell you're lying.

06-18-2006, 06:33 PM	#319
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	SORA & CO V. THE AVENGERS I guess I'll try to argue this one for the Avengers, because eh, what the hell. As mentioned you can do this a couple of ways, either with the New Avengers or the classic team. Well, your New Avengers are going to be Luke Cage, Captain America, Iron Man, Spider Man, Spider Woman, Wolverine, and Sentry. So, Sora, Riku, Mickey, Goofy, Donald, Auron and Tron VS Luke Cage, Captain America, Iron Man, Spider Man, Spider Woman, Wolverine, and Sentry Sentry could be a big equalizer in all of this. Except so far all Sentry's done is lie in fucking bed and cry cause he's a big fucking crybaby. So he's busy crying and shit. It looks pretty hopeless at first glance for the NA, until you realize that Spider-Woman has pheromone powers and two of the other side's heavy hitters are teenage boys. So with a bit of artfulness she should have the two of them beating the tar out of one another in no time. Spider-Woman's got some kind of fucked-up pheromone power or something, so she could probably get the drop on Sora, you know that kid's got all kind of puberty issues. That knocks out a big leg of the team's power. Tron, well, Iron Man's mister Techmological Genius, he could probably, I don't know, give Tron a virus, or convert him into code and delete him, or some horseshit. You probably have to do samurai v. samurai, so Auron ends up fighting Wolverine, well, one of 'em has instantaneous regeneration ('healing factor' my ass, maybe twenty years ago you could call it a 'healing factor'), and the other, well shit, he's already dead, how the fuck are you gonna wear him out? So, that one's pretty deadlocked. I'll say the shield users face off, and man, I don't think anybody's going to argue Goofy lasts in any kind of fight against Captain America. I mean come on, I don't care how much you Square-ify goddamn Goofy, he's not winning any fight against no goddamn Captain America Then you've got Mickey fighting Spider-Man, except, well, we don't really know exactly what the fuck Mickey can do, I mean, it's not like we ever really see him doing anything too fancy. We'll say they end up more or less evenly matched. Then you've got Power Man vs., well, vs. a sort-of-talking anthropomorphic duck. Except it's still a duck who knows all manner of crazy-assed magic, and it's pretty well established that however invulnerable Power Man's skin may be, his internal organs liquefy just about as easily as the next guy's, so a couple rounds of Graviga or whatever and it's lights out for Power Man. But unfortunately Donald's gonna get KO'd pretty quickly by Iron Man and Captain America, and from there it's a matter of numbers advantage, with the two of them helping Spider-Man triple-team Mickey, and then, well, actually they probably hang back and let Auron smack the crap out of Wolverine, but by then he's probably worn down enough that the three of him can do, well, whatever it is you do to Zombie Auron. I don't know, Iron Man comes up with a way to disrupt his energy field or some shit. So, there you go. Not necessarily likely, but at least possible. I guess I didn't get to classic Avengers, maybe another time. __________________ check out my buttspresso

06-18-2006, 11:23 AM	#312
Burkion Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upon a throne...watching over all of you. Posts: 619	OK, ok. Here's a match for the ages: Sora VS Beserked EVA Unit 01. EVA is 12 feet tall, but has the same strength as he did when he was at his normal height. Sora is in final Form. Let the blood bath begin.

06-18-2006, 11:32 AM	#313
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	Yui-sama wins. She takes out the Lance of Longinus (hereafter called LoL), impales herself with it, calls all of her fellow harpies each one with a copy of the LoL, and Sando Impacto begins. Sora gets tangified, his soul becomes one with that of all human beings, and Shinji finally decides he likes to be with other human beings. Then, Sora returns from the sea of LCL and realizes Yui-sama has gone to other worlds to continue the goal of spreading human life across the universe. When you are a freaking God with control over the fate of humanity, you can always trigger a vagina-filled apocalypse over your siblings, don't you think so?

06-18-2006, 11:34 AM	#314
Burkion Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upon a throne...watching over all of you. Posts: 619	...I said beserked. Not fucked up. No EoE here my lady. Why? Because for the most part it seems non cannon. So that means no LoL. And no vagaina tang.

06-18-2006, 11:38 AM	#315
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	End of Eva is as canonical as Pen Pen is the hottest penguin in 2015. Also, when Shogouki goes bousou, it basically is Yui-sama telling Shinji-kun "You know what son? Shut the fuck up. Mommy has work to do here. Also, munchies munchies, Zeruel tastes good!" In that case, Sora wins. The fucking guy defeated a giant Heartless monster at the sabana. Though, I think Sho takes out an arm or a feet in the proccess.

06-18-2006, 07:19 PM	#320
Chipper173 Grandma threw away my animes Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Hang a left at the deli. Posts: 858	^That is how fights should go here. I'm bringing up an older one I might've posted before: Solid Snake vs. V (from the movie, 'cause comic V was a wuss). Say Snake had a knife and SOCOM and CQC and V has a full compliment of knives. Neither of them have the drop on each other, and they're fighting in a neutral environment.