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Chipper173 · 06-23-2006, 11:59 PM

Evas because they outnumber him and cause the AT fields are pretty hard to penetrate if you're not an Angel or another Eva.

Art of Hilt · 06-24-2006, 12:25 PM

I don't know what happened to my mind when I thought this up, but...

Sean Connery (in, y'know, general badassiness) VS Mewtwo (From the first movie, and the sole badass Pokemon in existance)

GO!

Fifthfiend · 06-24-2006, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Art of Hilt

I don't know what happened to my mind when I thought this up, but...

Sean Connery (in, y'know, general badassiness) VS Mewtwo (From the first movie, and the sole badass Pokemon in existance)

GO!

The two are about to do battle, when they look deep into one another's eyes, and realize at long last what they've been searching for all along.

They rush into one another's arms, their lips drawing closer... when Mewtwo accidentally liquefies Connery with a psi-blast, saving us all from the Worst Furry Fanfic Ever.

Roy_D_Mylote · 06-24-2006, 04:57 PM

The Sentry (from New Avengers) versus Green Lantern Kyle Rayner (no Ion, that's cheap).

I've gotta go with Sentry on this one, folks.

Fifthfiend · 06-24-2006, 07:34 PM

I say Kyle, cause, what's the sentry actually done, so far? I mean what, he's sat in bed and cried, like a cry-baby. Kyle wins, because Sentry never even shows up, he just stays home in bed, crying like a cry-baby.

I mean, you know? Kyle Rayner opened up his freaking kitchen fridge to find his girlfriend hacked up into pieces by some crazy nutter jackass, on account of his ring, and did he fall over and cry like a baby? No, he sucked it up and fought the crazy nutter. Sentry? Sentry got his brain poked at by Mastermind, so he fell over and started crying. When Rayner was a JLA member, like five times a week he was up against brain-eating space-gods that ran him through wringers that made a poke at the brain from Mastermind look like kisses from a pretty girl. Power nothing, come down to it, I'll go with the hero who has shown that he will suck it up and get the job done, not the hero who when the call to be a hero goes out, he has his wife answer the phone and say oh he can't save the world, it's a bad day for him.

Hell, Kyle and Sentry nothing, what it comes down to is I will take any hero written by Grant Morrison versus any hero written by Brian Bendis, and say the hero written by Grant Morrison will win, because Brian Bendis writes heroes that are fuckup crybaby failures*, and Grant Morrison writes heroes that suck it up and find a way to win.

*Yes, Daredevil excepted.

DarkCORN! · 06-24-2006, 07:46 PM

I agree with Fifthfiend*. Sentry's a little bitch.
*Yes, I know.

Roy_D_Mylote · 06-24-2006, 07:49 PM

Sentry doesn't have a wife. He killed her, remember? Plus, Sentry does more than just sit there and cry. He is the Marvel Universe's citizens' favorite hero. He is their Superman. He stops crimes with efficiency and his computer. He doesn't cry anymore, he says, "Hey, go away" and then he throws stuff into the sun. He has, in short, stopped being a pussy.

And if you don't believe that, imagine that Sentry got his stinkin' act together. Then he pulls Kyle apart and tosses the remains into the sun, pausing only to collect his ring.

DarkCORN! · 06-24-2006, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Roy_D_Mylote

Sentry doesn't have a wife. He killed her, remember? Plus, Sentry does more than just sit there and cry. He is the Marvel Universe's citizens' favorite hero.

That's not saying much.

Roy_D_Mylote · 06-24-2006, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkCORN!

That's not saying much.

He is their SUPERMAN. Pre-Infinte Crisis shit SUPERMAN. He is a fuggin' GOD to these humans.

Fifthfiend · 06-24-2006, 08:59 PM

Look, the last I picked up a New Avengers, the Sentry was in bed crying, having his wife tell the New Avengers he can't come be a superhero today, he's in bed crying.

This has changed since then? Cause okay yeah, then maybe we can talk.

PS: Aren't you supposed to be, like, one of my raving forum fanboys? You can't disagree with me, god-dammit, I'm FIFTHFIEND!!

06-24-2006, 12:25 PM	#392
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06-24-2006, 04:57 PM	#394
Roy_D_Mylote Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The sky. Posts: 1,030	The Sentry (from New Avengers) versus Green Lantern Kyle Rayner (no Ion, that's cheap). I've gotta go with Sentry on this one, folks. __________________ I hate roleclaims.

06-24-2006, 07:34 PM	#395
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	I say Kyle, cause, what's the sentry actually done, so far? I mean what, he's sat in bed and cried, like a cry-baby. Kyle wins, because Sentry never even shows up, he just stays home in bed, crying like a cry-baby. I mean, you know? Kyle Rayner opened up his freaking kitchen fridge to find his girlfriend hacked up into pieces by some crazy nutter jackass, on account of his ring, and did he fall over and cry like a baby? No, he sucked it up and fought the crazy nutter. Sentry? Sentry got his brain poked at by Mastermind, so he fell over and started crying. When Rayner was a JLA member, like five times a week he was up against brain-eating space-gods that ran him through wringers that made a poke at the brain from Mastermind look like kisses from a pretty girl. Power nothing, come down to it, I'll go with the hero who has shown that he will suck it up and get the job done, not the hero who when the call to be a hero goes out, he has his wife answer the phone and say oh he can't save the world, it's a bad day for him. Hell, Kyle and Sentry nothing, what it comes down to is I will take any hero written by Grant Morrison versus any hero written by Brian Bendis, and say the hero written by Grant Morrison will win, because Brian Bendis writes heroes that are fuckup crybaby failures, and Grant Morrison writes heroes that suck it up and find a way to win. Yes, Daredevil excepted. __________________ check out my buttspresso

06-24-2006, 07:49 PM	#397
Roy_D_Mylote Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The sky. Posts: 1,030	Sentry doesn't have a wife. He killed her, remember? Plus, Sentry does more than just sit there and cry. He is the Marvel Universe's citizens' favorite hero. He is their Superman. He stops crimes with efficiency and his computer. He doesn't cry anymore, he says, "Hey, go away" and then he throws stuff into the sun. He has, in short, stopped being a pussy. And if you don't believe that, imagine that Sentry got his stinkin' act together. Then he pulls Kyle apart and tosses the remains into the sun, pausing only to collect his ring. __________________ I hate roleclaims.

06-24-2006, 08:59 PM	#400
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Look, the last I picked up a New Avengers, the Sentry was in bed crying, having his wife tell the New Avengers he can't come be a superhero today, he's in bed crying. This has changed since then? Cause okay yeah, then maybe we can talk. PS: Aren't you supposed to be, like, one of my raving forum fanboys? You can't disagree with me, god-dammit, I'm FIFTHFIEND!! __________________ check out my buttspresso Last edited by Fifthfiend; 06-24-2006 at 09:08 PM.

06-23-2006, 11:59 PM	#391
Chipper173 Grandma threw away my animes Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Hang a left at the deli. Posts: 858	Evas because they outnumber him and cause the AT fields are pretty hard to penetrate if you're not an Angel or another Eva.

06-24-2006, 07:46 PM	#396
DarkCORN! Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Canadia Posts: 649	I agree with Fifthfiend. Sentry's a little bitch. Yes, I know.