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Roy_D_Mylote · 06-26-2006, 08:29 PM

Peter. With an R. Peter Griffin. And if it's a fist fight, then, I don't care if you like The Simpons or think Family Guy is teh suck, Peter would win. Remember his fights with the chicken-man? See the beating he delivered? See the beating he survived? Peter wins.

DarkCORN! · 06-26-2006, 08:31 PM

Homer has proven on several occasions to be an extremely good fighter and has killed several people. He is proficient with all weaponry and was at one point a superhero on par with batman. He can be beaten with a two by four all day and not pass out.
Peter has also proven himself to be a very good fighter on only two occasions. He has likely killed many more people. His son is a master of all forms of warfare. His wife is a blackbelt. He is a master of many types of weaponry. He was at one point a superhero capable of turning into anything.

I'm giving this one to Homer, as he is faster and most likely a better fighter. Also, he can take a punch better.

Roy_D_Mylote · 06-26-2006, 08:33 PM

I refute you, sir! REFUTE! Peter, if you'll recall, was shot in the gorram chest and lived. He is tough. He is very strong. He is very fat.

Mesden · 06-26-2006, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Roy_D_Mylote

Peter. With an R. Peter Griffin. And if it's a fist fight, then, I don't care if you like The Simpons or think Family Guy is teh suck, Peter would win. Remember his fights with the chicken-man? See the beating he delivered? See the beating he survived? Peter wins.

Ha, you forget, Homer has a near impenetrable head and his gut is so padded(ala cannonball episode) that Peter could barely ever hurt him, seeing as professional boxers couldn't even get an effective hit through EVER.

So,since Peter could never hurt him ina fist fight, he'd lose out of fatigue at one point(Seeing as Peter showed he can indeed get tired).

Fight to the death, Peter probably wins because he's sound of mind enough to get a gun at times and he showed in the episode where Chris' penis size was the center that he is good with a rifle.

IHateMakingNames · 06-26-2006, 08:34 PM

Homer vs. Peter

Both have proven to be great fighters, and both have been proven to be easily defeated. The winner depends on the situation. If it's funnier for Homer to win, he wins. If it's funnier for Homer to lose, he loses.

Roy_D_Mylote · 06-26-2006, 08:36 PM

I happen to think that it would be funnier if Peter won, because all those raving Simpsons fans seem to think that Peter is a dick, whereas most Family Guy fans like the Simpsons as well. They wouldn't mind who won. They'd laugh at the misfortune of Simpsons diehards.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 06-26-2006, 08:51 PM

The two wouldn;t fight fisticuffs. It would be via drinking. They would both then keel over.

DarkCORN! · 06-26-2006, 09:00 PM

Peter wins in that case.

Burkion · 06-26-2006, 10:03 PM

Children, children, children.

Please.

Al Bundy kicks all of their asses. When it comes right down to it, no one can do it like a Bundy can.

Al Bundy came first, and he'll be the last to stand.

Just put him in Let's Rock Mode, or general 'Beat the Hell out of the other guy for no reason whatsoever' and he's defeated much greater men then Peter AND Homer.

Who, may you ask? Angel. That's right. Al Bundy kicked the ass of Angel.

Fifthfiend · 06-27-2006, 08:57 AM

Al Bundy would lose, because the whole point of Al Bundy is that he fails utterly, at everything.

I'm willing to say Homer wins, if only because his long and established history of routine domestic violence should have him in better fighting trim.

06-26-2006, 08:29 PM	#421
Roy_D_Mylote Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The sky. Posts: 1,030	Peter. With an R. Peter Griffin. And if it's a fist fight, then, I don't care if you like The Simpons or think Family Guy is teh suck, Peter would win. Remember his fights with the chicken-man? See the beating he delivered? See the beating he survived? Peter wins. __________________ I hate roleclaims.

06-26-2006, 08:33 PM	#423
Roy_D_Mylote Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The sky. Posts: 1,030	I refute you, sir! REFUTE! Peter, if you'll recall, was shot in the gorram chest and lived. He is tough. He is very strong. He is very fat. __________________ I hate roleclaims.

06-26-2006, 08:34 PM	#425
IHateMakingNames Awwwwh Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,119	Homer vs. Peter Both have proven to be great fighters, and both have been proven to be easily defeated. The winner depends on the situation. If it's funnier for Homer to win, he wins. If it's funnier for Homer to lose, he loses. __________________ "If I'm reincarnated, I want to be Musashi again!" - Musashi, Brave Fencer Musashi

06-26-2006, 08:36 PM	#426
Roy_D_Mylote Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The sky. Posts: 1,030	I happen to think that it would be funnier if Peter won, because all those raving Simpsons fans seem to think that Peter is a dick, whereas most Family Guy fans like the Simpsons as well. They wouldn't mind who won. They'd laugh at the misfortune of Simpsons diehards. __________________ I hate roleclaims.

06-26-2006, 08:51 PM	#427
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	The two wouldn;t fight fisticuffs. It would be via drinking. They would both then keel over. __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building

06-26-2006, 08:31 PM	#422
DarkCORN! Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Canadia Posts: 649	Homer has proven on several occasions to be an extremely good fighter and has killed several people. He is proficient with all weaponry and was at one point a superhero on par with batman. He can be beaten with a two by four all day and not pass out. Peter has also proven himself to be a very good fighter on only two occasions. He has likely killed many more people. His son is a master of all forms of warfare. His wife is a blackbelt. He is a master of many types of weaponry. He was at one point a superhero capable of turning into anything. I'm giving this one to Homer, as he is faster and most likely a better fighter. Also, he can take a punch better.

06-26-2006, 09:00 PM	#428
DarkCORN! Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Canadia Posts: 649	Peter wins in that case.

06-26-2006, 10:03 PM	#429
Burkion Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upon a throne...watching over all of you. Posts: 619	Children, children, children. Please. Al Bundy kicks all of their asses. When it comes right down to it, no one can do it like a Bundy can. Al Bundy came first, and he'll be the last to stand. Just put him in Let's Rock Mode, or general 'Beat the Hell out of the other guy for no reason whatsoever' and he's defeated much greater men then Peter AND Homer. Who, may you ask? Angel. That's right. Al Bundy kicked the ass of Angel.

06-27-2006, 08:57 AM	#430
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Al Bundy would lose, because the whole point of Al Bundy is that he fails utterly, at everything. I'm willing to say Homer wins, if only because his long and established history of routine domestic violence should have him in better fighting trim. __________________ check out my buttspresso