Corrupted Wish Game - Page 116

GARUD · 06-17-2006, 09:26 AM

Granted, and you get addicted to exercise,and you run... non-stop for the rest of your existance by which you die from hunger and exhaustion. Too bad you never got to study.

I wish that I could sing!

Nikose Tyris · 06-17-2006, 10:16 AM

Granted, you can sing; horribly off key, and it deafens others, but hey, at least you can recall all the lyrics to, "It's raining men."

I wish I didn't fear.

Daedrious · 06-17-2006, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikose

Granted, you can sing; horribly off key, and it deafens others, but hey, at least you can recall all the lyrics to, "It's raining men."

I wish I didn't fear.

Granted. Now you don't fear. Years later you are attacked by a bear, do not fear it, and consequently are mauled to death.

I with I had a better router.

dojindog · 06-17-2006, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daedrious

I with I had a better router.

Granted:You get a slightly better router but shortly after aquiring said router device you are slain for misspelling wish

Wish: I wish someone actually made that really cheesy FF7 game that was seen on robot chicken

TheSpacePope · 06-17-2006, 10:40 AM

Granted, and you starve to death playing it.

I wish that I had a decent pair of scissors.

Daedrious · 06-17-2006, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSpacePope

Granted, and you starve to death playing it.

I wish that I had a decent pair of scissors.

Granted. You trip while running with them and hurt yourself badly.

I wish I had magic powers that protected me from monkeys.

h4x.m4g3 · 06-17-2006, 11:06 AM

Granted however you are immeadiately drafted by the U.S. military in order to be their secret weapon against the monkey forces seeking to overthrow the world government. Unfortunately you die during basic training.

I wish I could lower gas prices with my mind.

POS Industries · 06-17-2006, 12:40 PM

Granted. You decide, with your mind, to not buy so much gas, which in turn slightly retards the decline in available petroleum, which allows for there to be a greater supply for a lower demand, which lowers the price of gas by a tenth of a penny per gallon. Grats.

I wish for hate.

Mr.McSpiff · 06-17-2006, 12:57 PM

Granted, everyone hates you, and they are now hunting you down so they can kill you.

I wish to be killed in one of the most brutal ways possible involving my limbs being cut off with a Play-Doh knife. Corrupt that.

Chaoswizard · 06-17-2006, 01:08 PM

granted, play doe knifes fall from the sky cutting off your limbs and you bleed to death, later a voodoo doctor bringes u back to life.

I wish I had magik powers that are limitless, can be used at any time, do not require sacrifice of me or others, and do not effect me in any harmful or demeaning way

06-17-2006, 09:26 AM	#1151
GARUD Demon Slayer and Ass Kicker Join Date: May 2005 Location: Hell... and demons are my bitches Posts: 1,460	Granted, and you get addicted to exercise,and you run... non-stop for the rest of your existance by which you die from hunger and exhaustion. Too bad you never got to study. I wish that I could sing! __________________ Just a post made by your neighborhood ~~friendly DEMON SLAYER~~ jerk PSYCHO KILLER! ~Awesome Avatar by Mauve.

06-17-2006, 10:40 AM	#1155
TheSpacePope Gigity Join Date: May 2005 Location: Lincoln. Nebraska Posts: 1,536	Granted, and you starve to death playing it. I wish that I had a decent pair of scissors. __________________ Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust

06-17-2006, 12:40 PM	#1158
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,480	Granted. You decide, with your mind, to not buy so much gas, which in turn slightly retards the decline in available petroleum, which allows for there to be a greater supply for a lower demand, which lowers the price of gas by a tenth of a penny per gallon. Grats. I wish for hate. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

06-17-2006, 12:57 PM	#1159
Mr.McSpiff Level inf. Boomstick Specialist. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In front of my computer... well I'd have to be to be on the forum right now! Posts: 262	Granted, everyone hates you, and they are now hunting you down so they can kill you. I wish to be killed in one of the most brutal ways possible involving my limbs being cut off with a Play-Doh knife. Corrupt that. __________________ Don't hit me. It hurts when I get hit!

06-17-2006, 11:06 AM	#1157
h4x.m4g3 Lakitu Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,152	Granted however you are immeadiately drafted by the U.S. military in order to be their secret weapon against the monkey forces seeking to overthrow the world government. Unfortunately you die during basic training. I wish I could lower gas prices with my mind.