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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Coldwater, Ontario
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granted; you can now control a part of yourself incredibly well, with amazing dexterity. unfortuneately, not many people can see where you have said, "Self control."
I wish my wish grants were less perverted. :P
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06-18-2006, 03:25 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: University of Florida
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Granted: You can never grant a wish again, thus eliminating all chance of perverted grants.
I wish I could eat those cookies in the kitchen.
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06-18-2006, 05:13 PM
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Definitely NOT a samurai
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me
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Granted. However you are caught eating the cookies and sent to your room without dinner which is your favorite meal.
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06-18-2006, 06:17 PM
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She's buying the Stairway to Heaven
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Granted, however, while he is comatose, a bomb is dropped on his house, thereby ensuring his destruction had he been there rather than in the hospital. He then recovers the next day and gains the film rights to the Sin City sequels and the entire Legend of Zelda franchise.
I wish that I already knew everything I needed to know about videogame programming.
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06-18-2006, 06:47 PM
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Making it happen.
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Someplace. Probably here.
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Granted. Unfortunately, Jack Thompson FINALLY managed to get the playing, making, selling, buying, discussing, and breathing of video games punishable by law. Enjoy your 200-year sentence in jail with a big, black man named Bubba.
I wish I wasn't so goddamn terrified of anything resembling real-life social contact.
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06-18-2006, 06:58 PM
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She's buying the Stairway to Heaven
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Granted, you are now unreasonably confident about real-life social contact and get arrested for indecent exposure.
I wish that everybody I disagreed with suddenly lost all of their credibility.
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06-18-2006, 07:44 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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Granted, but people still agree with them more than you.
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06-18-2006, 08:00 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: A horrible land of sunshine and farting unicorns
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I wish that GARUD's round of Mafia won't get shut down half way through, like Newb's did.
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Australia (outback)
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Granted: One post after halfway the thread closes.
Wish: I wish they had used a better actor to portray the new Superman.(Lois was ok)
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06-18-2006, 10:24 PM
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We make good team!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: *kicks Iowa*
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Granted: The part was played by Jack Nicholson. Whether or not he would be better is a topic of conjecture, but...
I wish I could make myself glow in the dark at will.
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